Do you find yourself looking at your creation, rating it, wondering things like "What the hell did i eat?", "Will i ever get back my sense of smell?" or "may the god of toilets be with me cause that things not gonna go down without a fight"? Once again you must submit your toilet habits to the scrutiny of others. No linking to ratemypoo.com, i know youre out there you sick person.
If you had such a useful device as gun, would you :
If you had to join the armed forces which would you join ?
Which one represents today's fighters more?
Been readin a lot of TAN not having the discussions it used to. Hope I can start something relevant to modern times and maybe get a bit debatin going
my mate said there was a ufo over salford last night he seen it on the telly.
Are you circumcised ?
Have you ever logged on and been all alone on TAN? And if so...
What did you want to be when you grew up (I know some of you havent yet :) but you can still imagine what itd be like )Did you wanna be in a Band or did you want to dig in the dirt??What tickles your fancy???
I know you all are a bunch of fucking nerds and play videogames online 24/7, but what I don't know is what your GOC (Game of choice) is. If it's not here just list it in the comments.
This time, for good.
You're sitting at home, when six guys storm in, guys who just got out of prison, having spent the last 12 years lifting weights and skipping church - - and they start to rape your wife and daughter; and to top it off, two of them make it known to you that they want you to star in their own version of, "Deliverance"; with you playing the Ned Beatty role. A friend has left a loaded .45 colt 1911 automatic in your house, and it is nearby... WHAT DO YOU DO?
...and they want you to sign a minimum term of employment contract, stating that if you leave within 12 months you'll have to pay £2,000, decreasing by £500 every quarter. do you sign or refuse, why?
It had to happen...
Which is the best Pole.
Let's see if we can fashion a decent poll around this question...
Yin for the Yang... since I spread some hate, now I'm gonna present the opportunity to spread some love. So, who do you TIN the most?
A poll to decide whether this internetz mingling is just a mindless chat or a real social encounter with potential friends.
Are you a jedi or a pimp?
...if you want you can share your wish/es in the comments and p.s no wishing for more wishes u fucks
...would you most like to go for a beer with?
Step right up folks! Post suggestions for next round in comments.
Which of these statements do you agree with?
Based on your personal interaction with them, which female TAN member would you most likely penetrate?
Have you ever had sex with a prostitute ?
Obviously Tuoni's ashamed of his roots - as he won't say in what Vagina of a country his hut, cave - or whatever fucking piece of shit hovel he crouches in is. So we have to guess.