Because this place needs more fucking blogs. Apologies in advance for the amerocentric voice, but well - fu.
I mean it. Stop it.
After careful consideration, the administration at TAN have come up with a set of guidelines for proper use and enjoyment of TAN. If you don't like them, whine at Big. Big, if you don't like the extended version - fuck you.
Er.. this is my attempt at a quick and dirty first blog in a series. (And my first blog evar!) I'll try not to be too heavy-handed, keep it light, keep it quick and include pics. (Cause I know Big hates tl;dr blogs.)
I see boobs and Hoo-Hoos