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Happy birthday niggles!

Hah! that's fucked...

[quote user=Cyril][quote user=tuoni][quote user=mac]^of course you did. You are as much of a broken record as otester.[/quote]

I take it that your "wet dream" version of LOTR would star Adam Sandler as Frodo, Hulk Hogan as Gandalf, and Kirsten Stewart as the Bitch In White. Then midway through the film, Cpt. Kirk (Vin Diesel) would beam down from Babylon 5 with Mr. Spock (Justin Bieber) to stop Sauron (Honey Boo Boo) from taking control of the Matrix. In the final scene Mr. Spock wiggles his cock-shaped Vegan ears as Batman (Pee Wee Herman) steps out of the shadows and punches Hannibal Lecter (Rosie O'Donnell) in the cunt.

No?[/quote]


i wanna see this


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[quote user=Fido][/quote]
Not my cock I swears it.

[quote user=Fido]autobot's not up to it? ^[/quote] Definitely not.

[quote user=Beelzebub][quote user=deokanon][quote user=otester]What video is this from?[/quote][/quote] For the love of god!!! That's an instaboner

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and fuck you wolffe, i tried multiple times to buy you junk food for your birthday and you declined. 

Fuuuck shes so cute! 

Type-o you fag.

Reminds me of a song I made in like... 2007 to annoy my friends with. I called it "How the West Was Won" 

http://www.reverbnation.com/playlist/view_playlist/-4?page_object=artist_322059



But for real, the beat and bassline in this song could be pretty cool if it wasnt for all the rest of the song.

You must miss me. Commenting on old pictures of yourself from my facebook and posting them here also. 

Made me lol

[quote user=tuoni][quote user=Fido]down to fuck, - "Jersey Shore" acronym. Wolffe's a wannabe guido[/quote]

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Haha fucking cool

Diets are fucking dumb. Eat the greasy tasty shit in moderation, don't over-eat, and don't sit on your ass all the time and you're fine. 

^ I knew you'd approve. 

Whaaat!

[quote user=otester][quote user=Geedee]

Did her ass look like this?[/quote]

Is the cat bendy as well? lol[/quote]

Hah!, 

[quote user=Wolffe][quote user=TheDarkDevice][quote user=Wolffe]I once knew someone who worked at starbucks. She loved it so much she turned down or quit other jobs to going back to being supervisor at starbucks. She had starbucks lunchboxes, shirts, keychains etc. I'll never understand how she kept going back to that shithole deadend job.[/quote]

Is it really a job if you enjoy it? Think about it. It's the American fucking dream to get paid to do something you love, no matter how simple or how little it may pay.[/quote]

I understand that. But you got to have pretty low ambitions if you pick coffee maker as your career or choice given there are billions of things you could be doing.[/quote]

Dude it's Brittany. You really think shes going anywhere in life?

Cool story bro.

Nice bb guns fag.

[quote user=EdRoberts]A neon?  Is that cum stains on the hood?[/quote]

Yep. Your sisters cum. it was a good night.

[quote user=Wolffe]yea,what now autobot[/quote]

<3

It's also really good on gas. 

Happy birthday you fuck! <3