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EdRoberts
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I am - as everyone knows - quite shy; my opinions have to be practically dragged out of me. I am well-mannered and find all types of aggressive talk and bullying to be offensive in the extreme; name-calling is taboo. Sexual talk and nudity offends me.
I belong to several organizations trying to eliminate trolling from the Internet.
My preference is thin women, but with nice rounded hips; long hair in its natural color. Necrophilia, generally is a turn-off. I display a real passion for my hobby, cunnilingus. I was introduced to this by my older sister some years ago, and we sometimes still get together for an evening of play.
I have been told that I masturbate to excess. But I find truth in the old Chinese proverb: "Masturbation - come in handy." But, I have come to a point in my life where I practice it mostly when I am alone; this conclusion was reached mainly as a result of that one regrettable incident at a restaurant. Okay, to be honest, it happened a couple of times...
I am an American and a conservative, but have never owned a Negro. I have owned a lot of guns, and other than pussy, guns are my favorite things in life. I think that Mexicans belong in Mexico - I mean, what in the hell is the sense in having a fucking place called, "Mexico," if not to put fucking Mexicans there?
I was in the Navy. My dick and I served in whore houses in many areas of the world; traveling there, Dick and I called two ships home. While in the Navy, I discovered that sailors swear and drink a lot; attributes that I carry with me to this very day.
I am handsome, have a bodacious mustache and cannot be trusted, as if you leave me alone with your girlfriend, wife, sister, daughter or mother - and any kind of booze - I will try to fuck her; but only in a friendly way, as I do not like to break up relationships. One of the reasons I consider myself to be a nice guy.
I belong to the National Rifle Association and just the arrival of their monthly magazine gives me a hard-on. I am a good shot and honestly think I could have done what Lee Harvey did in no more than two shots - sometimes you do have to give away the first one due to nerves....
I detest George Bush and hope he gets a terminal case of the clap from that pig he's married to.
