Hey scout, you know I consider you on the same level as these rednecks right? lol, you try so hard and separate yourself from people who think like this; but its so transparent lol
Operating system: MS-DOS 6.22, Windows 3.1 Processor: Intel 80386 25 MHz Mainboard: standard IBM Memory: 16 MiB DRAM Graphics: integrated 8-bit VGA Storage: 2 GiB Maxtor
dammit tuoni, why you gotta go all nostalgic and then fuck up the details man
on a 386, you'd not have a mobo called 'standard ibm', it'd still have some kind of goofy name like a modern mobo you wouldn't have 16mb of ram, that would be like $3000 worth of ram, and I seriously doubt a 386 could even handle that much they didn't integrate graphics back then, the closest thing you could get to that would be a cheapo cirrus logic 1mb graphics card or somethin and 2gb storage maxtor? a 512mb hard drive would cost like $1000 back then, a 2gb one would have been retardedly expensive
So the front page has a total of 3000 views, and a lot of those links are quite old. I would assume that TAN gets less than 3000 hits a day, but for the sake of the argument, lets just say that TAN gets 5000 hits a day. That's approx 1 hit every 17 seconds.
According to ookla, the average internet upload speed in england is 2.2mbps or 220 kilobytes per second.
I would assume that the average amount of TAN hosted data per hit is around 100 kilobytes, quite easy for a 220 kilobyte per second upload rate to handle. Since TAN only gets 1 hit per 17 seconds, the average hit size could be 3.7 megabytes and still run smoothly.
tldr; TAN could have 10x its current traffic and still easily be hosted by the average internet connection.
^ I hope you're not inferring she's at all attractive in the slightest sense....your first comparison was spot on.
JamesTheFMan wrote:
Oh do I brah? You here to back up these pussy fearing faggots too? Do me a favor broski, go outside look outside at the sun, take a basketball and play some basketball. hell tie a world of warcraft magazine on a stick and have it dangling in front of you, maybe you'll get a work out. And see real people. OH THAT'D BE SO AWESOME WOULDN'T IT!?!? REAL PEOPLE!!!
if there was any merit in this, professional athletes would train with these guys. shaolin monks say that due to their incredible balance, they can stave off a hard shove from someone much larger than them self. lets see them try that with a linebacker...
throwing the nail through glass is probably a lot easier than throwing a 100mph baseball, and pitchers do that shit all the time
why am i expecting makk to post videos of africans with hooks in their back hanging in the air... like all of the sudden he's got magic cornered, and it exists... why dont you just give us a tarot reading, or are you scared?
fyi, the dead fly is when you do the splits over two objects, like chairs, with your feet being the only thing holding you up... then you rotate forwards and backwards in a fixed position, as if you are dead...
Some of it as you said Ganja, some of it is pretty real. My old Jujitsu tutor (waaaaaay back) used to be able to do the pushups on the one finger and smash cinder blocks with his hands. I watched him do it with my own eyes and they were fucking solid bricks. It's about concentration and hitting things in the right place. His hands used to bruise like fuck the day after and the same happens to these monk dudes!
yeah but that shit aint special ... there are 12 year old american kids doin the same shit, where is their 15 minutes of youtube fame? i had a cousin who did the dead fly at age 8, those shaolin guys do that shit at age 25 and pretend its special, most of their masters couldnt ever do that shit... its all smoke and mirrors mang, just a tiny hint of exceptional ability ...
just about every shaolin monk trick you see is just that, a trick. bashing each other in the neck with 3" thick bamboo rods, looks impressive, but the bamboo is treated to break in certain places. have someone break a brick over your stomach with a hammer, im sure you guys don't need to have that one explained. beds of nails, etc... its all about exploiting physics to make something look impressive.
the only thing i think that makes shaolin monks special is their dedication to chicanery, their ability to do push ups or hand stands on a couple fingers, the freakin hike they do every morning, and the fact that they live off of like 20 giant bowls of ramen daily. those motherfuckers can eat!
and for the record, they lost pretty much every battle recorded
