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| 142 views | www.theonion.com
WASHINGTON—After months of committee meetings and hundreds of hours of heated debate, the United States Congress remained deadlocked this week over the best possible way to deny Americans health care.
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She was willing to pay for health insurance, but no one would give it to her. She had a pre-existing condition: pregnancy.
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| 217 views | www.satirewire.com
After what witnesses described as an all night blinder during which it kept droning on about how it was always being bloody ignored by the whole bloody world and would bloody well stand to do something about it, Australia this morning woke up to find itself in the middle of the North Atlantic.
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The state is trying to shut down a New York City doctor's ambitious plan to treat uninsured patients for around $1,000 a year.
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| 149 views | news.bbc.co.uk
One amphibian has evolved a bizarre and gruesome defence mechanism to protect itself against predators. When attacked, the Spanish ribbed newt pushes out its ribs until they pierce through its body, exposing a row of bones that act like poisonous barbs.
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| 261 views | www.cracked.com
We may look down on all the primitive peoples who are confused by lightning and think thunder is the voice of the gods, but the truth is to this very day there are natural phenomena that our scientists still don't being to understand.
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What's more to say? Click it and see for yourself.
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| 98 views | www.funflashgames.tv
Shoot cannon balls at TV's and shit to cause as much damage as possible. Nice little flash game to keep you distracted from work for half an hour.
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| 552 views | www.newyorkinjurycasesblog.com
Woman is on a tandem skydive, parachute fails to open, woman shits pants, skydiving instructor stays calm, saves them both, woman sues because she broke two fingers holding onto him to use his parachute to land safely. Guess which country this comes from.
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| 162 views | www.toplessrobot.com
If you don't like this then I will come round to your house, strip the skin from your genitals and rub salt and vinegar in there until the end of time.
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| 165 views | news.bbc.co.uk
Good news everybody!
A High Street bank says it is stocking more
Sometimes the Internet messes up. Here are 23 ads that don't really fit with the article next to it.
On average, the Internet is good for about four things: porn, news, being more of an assh*le than you’d ever be in person and quirky/hilarious/silly nonsense that helps you get through the workday without slitting your wrists. And one of the best forms of nonsense: infographics – those clever, funny images that sum things up, lickity-split. So get ready Internetians, here are the 50 funniest infographics to ever hit the Web.
Something strange has happened in America in the nine months since Barack Obama was elected. It has best been summarised by the comedian Bill Maher: "The Democrats have moved to the right, and the Republicans have moved to a mental hospital."
As the U.S. Congress this summer holds its first serious health-care reform debate since the Clinton era, the resulting public furor has featured increasingly overheated claims about everything from so-called "death panels" to the supposed prowess of America's homegrown medicine. Many of the most wildly inaccurate statements have been directed abroad -- sometimes at the United States' closest allies, such as Britain and Canada, and often at the best health-care systems in the world.
A man is suing the Kissimmee Police Department for an arrest over mints. When officers pulled Donald May over for an expired tag, they thought the mints he was chewing were crack and arrested him.
Edouard Stern was found dead on March 1, 2005 in Geneva, Switzerland. His body was found in his bedroom, clothed in a flesh-coloured head-to-toe latex body suit with a dildo inserted in him, and shot four times
A university student here died after a test on a concrete canoe in the Yodogawa River went disastrously awry on Sunday afternoon.
Did Nova make this?
1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator.
The title says it all. And believe it or not there's actually another statue of what appears to be a person having sex with a turtle.
A simple site where you can make your own Gif files from still pictures you have on your pc. This should make for some good shoops from Fido in the future when his trial versions of his programs runs out.
Mary Raimo, a 76-year-old grandmother, is suing Tesco after she was allegedly hit on the back of the head by a falling pineapple.
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The Wanky Shit Demon, you summon him by wanking on your shit. Mmateri last seen heading for the woods with a playboy under his arm.
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This was predictable. As I mentioned, there was a lecture by a Scientist with a Ph.D. in Science from Harvard on Sunday, by a fellow named Dr Nathaniel Jeanson, which is part of a fairly typical trend nowadays: the devout creationist who grinds his way through a graduate program to earn an advanced degree so he can disregard everything he learned to wave his title like a victory flag and pretend to an authority he does not have.
Every week, police officers in Dade County go to court to earn overtime money on cases in which they had little or no involvement. They cost taxpayers millions
Imagine for a moment that our public fire departments were privatized. Imagine that you needed a special insurance policy before calling the fire department in an emergency, or you'd have to pay thousands of dollars out-of-pocket for the firefighters to put out the fire.
