JordinaryDude's Comments - This Aint News

- JordinaryDude
- 4 years 3 weeks ago
- Comment #22
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I recognized this one instantly. She's a fuckin 10.

I recognized this one instantly. She's a fuckin 10.
- JordinaryDude
- 4 years 3 weeks ago
- Comment #21
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i ate all of the pie ?

Somebody help..

i ate all of the pie ?

Somebody help..
- JordinaryDude
- 4 years 3 weeks ago
- Comment #20
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[quote user="Nova999"]^^Doubt it. Most martial arts were invented by dudes who are 140 lbs. The rules are made so you can only win if you know the art. In a street fight Bruce Lee still loses.
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No rules in street fights, and Bruce Lee knew his art(s) & could dance circles around you.

Nova999 wrote:
^^Doubt it. Most martial arts were invented by dudes who are 140 lbs. The rules are made so you can only win if you know the art. In a street fight Bruce Lee still loses.

No rules in street fights, and Bruce Lee knew his art(s) & could dance circles around you.
- JordinaryDude
- 4 years 3 weeks ago
- Comment #19
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Wow, that's a shit load of good times sittin there...

Good quality fun in some dried up plants, who'da thought..

Wow, that's a shit load of good times sittin there...

Good quality fun in some dried up plants, who'da thought..
- JordinaryDude
- 4 years 3 weeks ago
- Comment #18
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^Thanks man =)

^Thanks man =)
- JordinaryDude
- 4 years 3 weeks ago
- Comment #17
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There's a few things here I see..

Is that a mini-tower with an atx motherboard inside?
He's got some kind of agp device connected to thin air,
where as it would fit in it's slot if the motherboard was seated properly.

There's a few things here I see..

Is that a mini-tower with an atx motherboard inside?
He's got some kind of agp device connected to thin air,
where as it would fit in it's slot if the motherboard was seated properly.
- JordinaryDude
- 4 years 3 weeks ago
- Comment #16
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hahaha, where'd that dude go?

hahaha, where'd that dude go?
- JordinaryDude
- 4 years 4 weeks ago
- Comment #15
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[quote user="Nova999"]Matthew=JD

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Nova999 wrote:
Matthew=JD
- JordinaryDude
- 4 years 4 weeks ago
- Comment #14
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I saw her/it in the first Blade movie and in Prey for 360 !!

She gets around -- somehow !

I saw her/it in the first Blade movie and in Prey for 360 !!

She gets around -- somehow !
- JordinaryDude
- 4 years 4 weeks ago
- Comment #13
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Went to a waterpark when I was much younger and took the too cool for sunscreen road..
Bad idea being fairly new to Oklahoma heat...and pretty pasty white colored. Gave me some nice purple and
green blisters & had to wear a t-shirt in the pool for quite a while.

Got pretty bad burns @ a beach in France and then had windstorms picking up sand later on that day, that fuckin hurts...

Lastly, I've got the freckles on the shoulders as a result of playin basketball for hours, at the time looked just barely slightly
pink and after several hours after I'd gone inside that light pink inside turned light red in Colorado Springs.

Went to a waterpark when I was much younger and took the too cool for sunscreen road..
Bad idea being fairly new to Oklahoma heat...and pretty pasty white colored. Gave me some nice purple and
green blisters & had to wear a t-shirt in the pool for quite a while.

Got pretty bad burns @ a beach in France and then had windstorms picking up sand later on that day, that fuckin hurts...

Lastly, I've got the freckles on the shoulders as a result of playin basketball for hours, at the time looked just barely slightly
pink and after several hours after I'd gone inside that light pink inside turned light red in Colorado Springs.
- JordinaryDude
- 4 years 4 weeks ago
- Comment #12
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[quote user="beelzebub"]One arm less means she cant defend herself aswell

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What is it with you and your attitude towards women dude.. You come off as a smart guy but what the fuck happened
when you were growing up?

TIts first, penis looking nub second.

beelzebub wrote:
One arm less means she cant defend herself aswell

What is it with you and your attitude towards women dude.. You come off as a smart guy but what the fuck happened
when you were growing up?

TIts first, penis looking nub second.
- JordinaryDude
- 4 years 4 weeks ago
- Comment #11
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[quote user="zaggeh13"]lol that was pretty good, what accent do i hear in this? anyone?

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yeah I'm havin a hard time puttin a thumb on that too..

This is gonna drive me nuts..

Kinda sounds like that stormtrooper in Family Guy Blue Harvest that says "It's probably just another drill." when Obi Wan is powering
down the tractor beams.

zaggeh13 wrote:
lol that was pretty good, what accent do i hear in this? anyone?

yeah I'm havin a hard time puttin a thumb on that too..

This is gonna drive me nuts..

Kinda sounds like that stormtrooper in Family Guy Blue Harvest that says "It's probably just another drill." when Obi Wan is powering
down the tractor beams.
- JordinaryDude
- 4 years 1 month ago
- Comment #10
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[quote user="bulshoy"]"He plays racing games as well, which have Mitsubishi cars in them, so he could have just thought they were something fun - like sweets.'"

As soon as he bit down on one, he'd realize that they were pills. He's 12 ffs, not 4.

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That part really got me..

How the fuck do you make a big deal about finding ecstacy pills in your game case when you detail the press your son doens't know not to put random shit in his mouth? He should be in a god damn institution or hospital if that's the case - and further more - if he is that stupid, what in fuck is he doing playing GTA ???

lmao @ 'We have launched an investigation and will work closely with Cheltenham police to find out what happened.'

I love when they say that.. by "launched an investigation" we clearly meant, don't be such a whiny bitch and get off your ass and do some
parenting.

A guy accidentally or purposefully sold his stash to a game pawner and it, surprise, got picked up by someone. Investigation done.

bulshoy wrote:
"He plays racing games as well, which have Mitsubishi cars in them, so he could have just thought they were something fun - like sweets.'"

As soon as he bit down on one, he'd realize that they were pills. He's 12 ffs, not 4.

That part really got me..

How the fuck do you make a big deal about finding ecstacy pills in your game case when you detail the press your son doens't know not to put random shit in his mouth? He should be in a god damn institution or hospital if that's the case - and further more - if he is that stupid, what in fuck is he doing playing GTA ???

lmao @ 'We have launched an investigation and will work closely with Cheltenham police to find out what happened.'

I love when they say that.. by "launched an investigation" we clearly meant, don't be such a whiny bitch and get off your ass and do some
parenting.

A guy accidentally or purposefully sold his stash to a game pawner and it, surprise, got picked up by someone. Investigation done.
- JordinaryDude
- 4 years 1 month ago
- Comment #9
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Shouted for description. You've earned some cool points JD..

Shouted for description. You've earned some cool points JD..
- JordinaryDude
- 4 years 1 month ago
- Comment #8
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It wasn't force-fed Bulshoy, only said 'fed'. He agreed to have sex to attempt to get out of trouble. I don't really see how this is rape.

It wasn't force-fed Bulshoy, only said 'fed'. He agreed to have sex to attempt to get out of trouble. I don't really see how this is rape.
- JordinaryDude
- 4 years 1 month ago
- Comment #7
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[quote user="zeug666"] Hahah, just read this...I wonder how long it will be before there is an attack on Fox News.
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Oh fuck, i just thoguht of that just after finishing my comment. That could be insane!!

zeug666 wrote:
Hahah, just read this...I wonder how long it will be before there is an attack on Fox News.

Oh fuck, i just thoguht of that just after finishing my comment. That could be insane!!
- JordinaryDude
- 4 years 1 month ago
- Comment #6
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/b/tards have even gathered together to drive past bookstores with megaphones, shouting the ending of new Harry Potter books.

OH noes! NOT TEH POTTERS !

lol, not sure which side to take on this cuz it's just too god damn funny.

/b/tards have even gathered together to drive past bookstores with megaphones, shouting the ending of new Harry Potter books.

OH noes! NOT TEH POTTERS !

lol, not sure which side to take on this cuz it's just too god damn funny.
- JordinaryDude
- 4 years 1 month ago
- Comment #5
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Wow, the kid has it comin but people are fuckin ruthless.

This is how serial killers, rapists and nutjobs are created, not that this kid doesn't look like he has some conditions but
fuck.

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE.

Wow, the kid has it comin but people are fuckin ruthless.

This is how serial killers, rapists and nutjobs are created, not that this kid doesn't look like he has some conditions but
fuck.

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE.
- JordinaryDude
- 4 years 1 month ago
- Comment #4
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[quote user="jd8coke"] [quote user=JordinaryDude] [/quote]

I'm 28 and I have had more sex than an Amsterdam hooker in my time, mainly due to the fact I spent years in prison.

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Well, I didn't need to know that but I guess you really are the most experienced here.

jd8coke wrote:

JordinaryDude wrote:

I'm 28 and I have had more sex than an Amsterdam hooker in my time, mainly due to the fact I spent years in prison.

Well, I didn't need to know that but I guess you really are the most experienced here.
- JordinaryDude
- 4 years 1 month ago
- Comment #3
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[quote user="scumbag"]Hey JordinaryDude is here now!! Sweet

Where Caro attention whore?

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That's right you smelly cunt, I'm here now.

scumbag wrote:
Hey JordinaryDude is here now!! Sweet

Where Caro attention whore?

That's right you smelly cunt, I'm here now.
- JordinaryDude
- 4 years 1 month ago
- Comment #2
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This is hilarious.

It's not a big deal oTester..It really isn't..Jd8Coke has never had any sexual contact either.
If you're looking for a relationship, clubs/roofies ain't where you need to look.

If you have a dilemma about talking to females,
     try: online dating
           house parties/hangouts where it's a good mix of women/men (apply 4-beer rule here)
           ask your friends whom are girls for some help/advice or even if they know any singles
           women in your class (although I think you said there's just dudes)
           get out of the house more and go to places like (gyms, malls, etc. - although takes
                confidence to just go up to someone, but after the 1st time, it get's easier n easier)

If you've got a "not sure what to say to women" thing goin on. Let me tell you, all you have to do
is talk to them like anyone else, be polite and take interest/ask questions. Just don't zone out and
let them catch you starin at their rack, even if they've got a lowcut shirt on. There's an unwritten rule
about how you're still not supposed to look even if they're flopping out. But if they smile, then they
perhaps may be just looking for a fuck or think you're actually cute.

If you just want a fuckfest
          try going clubbing more often (drink enough before you leave)
          try different clubs
          try taverns/bars
          hang out downtown more often
          try adultfriendfinder
          ask your female friends about any easy ones they know

This is all assuming you're well groomed, wear cologne and all that bs.
Since you're 19, it helps to wear jock clothes.

This is hilarious.

It's not a big deal oTester..It really isn't..Jd8Coke has never had any sexual contact either.
If you're looking for a relationship, clubs/roofies ain't where you need to look.

If you have a dilemma about talking to females,
     try: online dating
           house parties/hangouts where it's a good mix of women/men (apply 4-beer rule here)
           ask your friends whom are girls for some help/advice or even if they know any singles
           women in your class (although I think you said there's just dudes)
           get out of the house more and go to places like (gyms, malls, etc. - although takes
                confidence to just go up to someone, but after the 1st time, it get's easier n easier)

If you've got a "not sure what to say to women" thing goin on. Let me tell you, all you have to do
is talk to them like anyone else, be polite and take interest/ask questions. Just don't zone out and
let them catch you starin at their rack, even if they've got a lowcut shirt on. There's an unwritten rule
about how you're still not supposed to look even if they're flopping out. But if they smile, then they
perhaps may be just looking for a fuck or think you're actually cute.

If you just want a fuckfest
          try going clubbing more often (drink enough before you leave)
          try different clubs
          try taverns/bars
          hang out downtown more often
          try adultfriendfinder
          ask your female friends about any easy ones they know

This is all assuming you're well groomed, wear cologne and all that bs.
Since you're 19, it helps to wear jock clothes.
- JordinaryDude
- 4 years 1 month ago
- Comment #1
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^Says it happened in Ottawa..
Chicago is just reporting on it..

What kind of pain did these poeple actually go through?

Sounds like some kind of Family Guy quote "Alcohol killed my father, and raped my mother."

People need to go fuck themselves & get off this ' I'll sue you train'/not bring weed to work.

^Says it happened in Ottawa..
Chicago is just reporting on it..

What kind of pain did these poeple actually go through?

Sounds like some kind of Family Guy quote "Alcohol killed my father, and raped my mother."

People need to go fuck themselves & get off this ' I'll sue you train'/not bring weed to work.

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