Rape slaying. Man that is a fucking fantastic description. Would make a great breakfast cereal. " Kellogg's Rape Slayer. A deliciously healthy combination of rape and slaying.....
I thought Mass Effect 2 was fucking awesome. When i saw Sheppard die by getting burnt up in the atmosphere, i even shed a few tears. I was all like "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" rofl. And when Cerberus rebuilt him i was all like "AWW MAN TITS!!" Then again my real life and my fantasy gaming life tends to merge into one indistinguishable gray blur. I prefer my fantasy life to my real one anyways. Can't wait for ME3.
no, rather than being all crazy and calling loin chops bacon, we use real bacon
pork loin chop:
brit bacon:
proper bacon:
now don't take my word for it go to google images, type in bacon and you might find that this last picture is the first bacon picture they show.........don't tell me a couple of half wit chav's know more about bacon than google
^^FAIL
The bacon in the last picture is what i eat. It's called Streaky Bacon and i buy it from Tesco every week here in the UK. I think that constitutes it as being Brit Bacon wouldn't you say??
The only thing maple syrup tastes good on is pancakes. Putting it on anything remotely resembling bacon is fucking absurd!!! On a side note....... WTF WAS THAT SHIT IN THE SILVER TIN FOIL THING.!?£?%?& It looked like someone had decided to make a vomit cheesecake. Also one last thing.... the hotdog sausages....LOOK LIKE TURDS!
Other than that, that looks like a damn fine sandwich.
It would be funny just to see the effect of the bends on a person doing this. There ain't much point in going to space if your only end up being retarded by the time you get there lmao.
On a serious note. I bet that mother fucker stank like ass when he opened that tomb lol. I bet it stank even more when he started fucking its rusty sheriffs badge.
^^R O F L M F A O!!! Oh fuck me i only just noticed there was a second cat under the first lol. The wazzers at the end was a nice touch. The pic is best viewed when you play the video of the Russian cat lady so you can hear her voice then scrolling down and watching your fantastic cat throwing montage lmao.
Takes one to know one, I guess. Congrats for coming out of the closet.
You know i have noticed that a number of times . The only one who really knows what "gay" is, is Ed. I counted about 20+ articles last week where he commented on how "gay" something was. I'm sure we're not the only ones Tuoni who have noticed his shirt lifting tendencies. Just be sure not to pick up any bars of soap, loose change, etc, you see on the floor around here, cause the only things you'll get is aids from Ed's cock when he attacks you from behind lmao.
Irrational Hatred of muslims? No you ignorant fuck. Rational Fear. I am scared of muslims. Unless you're completely devoid intelligence, you would be too. Muslims are not people to be scoffed at, or the implications of having them in our midst brushed aside. These are fucking serious people. They are violent, and are growing more powerful. This is how history works. Wars are fought as much based on ideology, demographics, and growth, than is upon economical and actual warfare. However completely riddled you are with white guilt, you must concede that it does not serve western civilisation to be so complacent.
Oh my days........ You clearly have bought into the whole divide and rule agenda set out by the powers that be. People like yourself only inflame the whole evil Muslims Vs he rest of humanity situation. Your comments are akin to someone running into a shopping center shouting "there's a bomb" and "It's gonna kill us all" causing people to panic and trample over each other whilst trying to flee.
Did you here the way that copper was talking. Already they're trying to say the guy provoked the cops. Them fuckers will close rank and file, and the cop who shot him will get off. I expect he will be suspended with full pay while the "Investigation" is ongoing.
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And you know what? This bullshit wouldn't have happened in the UK, because we don't give people guns!
Damn straight bro. You very rarely hear of cops blasting peeps over here. The last one was that happened was that Jean Charles Demenez guy who they thought was a terrorist lol. The most common thing here is the occasional super cop with a superiority complex getting in a few extra punches while a suspect is cuffed.
Looks good so far. Can't wait to play it. The amount of god damn years we've all been waiting for a new Duke Nukem game to come out is ridiculous. "It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...... but i'm all outta gum!"
I merely put the title of the video as the description, and i only said it sure did look convincing. At no point did i say it was real. It was in fact a parody produced by a guy called Matt Anderson. This is what he said about it.
"Illumicorp is a parody of sorts. I guess the best way to describe it is thatI wanted to make a corporate training video for the 'Illuminati' that synthesized all of the conspiracy information floating around. If such a group did exist, how would they really function? My wager was they would actjust like any other faceless mega-corporation. It was originally to be part of a larger project, but that never came about so I released Illumicorp as it's own standalone video."
Fucking dirty cunts. What happens when these fucks take their uniforms off? They lose their power that's what. Absolute scum, and yet still not very surprising. Still shocking to see however. I'm glad the old bill here in UK ain't that bad yet. I'm sure a day will come however when i have to rethink that staement.
One of my ex's was half chinese and had a pussy like that. It was fucking awful. I dated her for about 2 years lmao. Nothing more of a turn of than seeing a nice pair of white panties ruined by a big fucking black mass of piss smelling hair. still makes me shudder thinking about it. She wouldn't fucking shave it. I begged and pleaded with her. But she said "It will make me itch." me personally, I'd rather have an itchy cunt than a smelly one....
You are an itchy cunt, and one that lies about ever dating anyone in their life lol.
The only reason i'm an itchy little cunt is because yo momma has been giving me and everyone else pubic lice and scabies of various types. Ive offered to give her the cab fair to get down the clinic, but she ain't having none of it.
