i saw this documentary once and this little lost honey badger is walking around at dusk and he bumps into a massive rattle snake who's trying to bed down for the night and hella pissed off for being disturbed.
vicious battle follows with the honey badger being bitten repeatedly by the massive rattler.
eventually the little honey badger gets on top of the snake who sinks its venemous fangs into the badgers side for the last time before the badger chomps through its spine.
the rattler dies in the little badgers jaws, is dropped to the badgers paws as it wobbles off a few feet before being overwhelmed by enough venom to kill many many people.
good night little honey badger, you fought valiantly.
BUT then the little fucker only goes and wakes up 3hrs later, struts back over to the rattler and eats the motherfucker up before loking for its next snack.
Unlike some people I have been working today and haven't had time.
You do realize you're not the only employed person on TAN, and you do realize that people have much harder jobs with more responsibilities, right? Quit beating your chest and quit using your job as an excuse to not look like a complete moron. Trust me, it hasn't changed anybody's perspective on you, at all. In fact, your chest beating probably just dropped you a few many spots beneath wolffe.
wtf... who's banging on about having jobs? steve jobs more like, steve jobs dead cock all up inside otesters mouth yo.
seriously tho, i have two jobs both of which are retardedly stressful and come with bucketloads of responsibility... both of which i repeatedly neglect to fap over hardphwoar granny porn and write utter shit on here. this is the nature of tan. i have a feeling that just about everyone posting on here (bar 2ghey who is a jobless bum) is in the same situation only possibly without the granny porn.
^ i think we should we should storm parliament, kill all current politicians (bar boris) and put me in charge of the country for just about all of the 26minutes it would take for me to fix everything deemed 'wrong' with the world today.
but to answer your question, with current public opinion on europe being altogether pretty much shitty any referendum on the topic would more than likely sway my way.
I don't know anything about it, but on paper it looks good. Snapdragon dual core, Adreno 225 GPU (quite good). It's a better spec'd phone than the Lumia for sure. But if it's the same price as the One X, that's an even better spec'd phone.
Really good review for mobiles, imho, plus good "price compares" at the bottom of each one looking at contracts and deals and such:
http://www.techradar.com/reviews/phones/mobile-phones/sony-xperia-s-1069980/review - Xperia S
http://www.techradar.com/reviews/phones/mobile-phones/htc-one-x-1069319/review - One X
cheers.
a friend is getting the one x and that was the first of the new smartphones that i decided to check out but it's very big. the xperia s is a bit sleeker plus it's sony. before the sony i had set my sights on the galaxy 3 but again it's size is a bit of a turn off.
sailirish7 wrote:
I have the Galaxy S II and have been very happy with it.
if i was able to upgrade a few months ago i woulda been on the s2 with you. didn't it outsell the iphone 4?
well i'm glad you're still here wolffe. tan would be a lesser place without your inane ramblings. don't worry about 2ghey, he's just a poor british imitation of edmunton's finest retard.
nice mate, very nice. very jealous. over here in the uk we're limited to what we can own. we can have small calibre bolt action rifles, shotguns and air rifles - some of which you need a licence for.
i have this:
Weihrauch .22 HW 95K Break Barrel
which is very cool for popping rabbits.
and one of these:
which is a spanish grulla purdy style 12gauge shotgun. it's a lot older than the ones pictured but still shoots a charm. technically it's not mine as the licence is in the family name and stored at my old house but i take care of it and take it out whenever i can. makes a great noise.
when finally set up somewhere in the country i'm going to look into a .22 hunting rifle plus a mate has a silenced shotgun which is immense. one day... one day!!
^given your choices you'd last about 36minutes in a zombie apocalypse.
without criticising all of your choices... katana is the last weapon you'd want to choose because for starters you need to know how to use one to cut properly, they blunt very quickly and they can bend/break easily which i guarantee will happen the first time someone who hasn't had lots of practice using them tries to swing it at something. in other words, it'd break it in about 2 minutes or you'd cut your fingers off.
in your case i'd say you'd break it whilst cutting your fingers off within 2 minutes.
the machete is the only practical bladed weapon on that list.
yawn... well all this 'off topic' bullshit is very interesting but i would just like to point out...
LithuanianLabourer wrote:
^ A mental friend carrying a german machinegun around at all times is truly a good friend in need.
is wrong. you mean, 'a good friend indeed.'
the only thing a mental friend carrying a german machinegun around is 'in need' of is more ammo and a moving target, most likely soon to be you after he realises you're close enough for him to rip you in two with his toy.
there was a great stand up with some dude i can't remember who was banging on about calling his dogs hitler and (i think) stalin. said he had real funny looks wlking his dog on the lead saying 'heel hitler, heel'. lol!!
