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Been spreading around so I thought I'd post it...
My mate Paddy has just turned over Argos in Manchester. He's got 1500
catalogues if yer interested
The 100m final at the 2012 Olympics will be just like any other Friday nigh
in London, you'll hear a gunshot followed by eight blacks legging it
Boots are reporting that after the looting of their shops throughout London,
the only thing left on the shelves is fake tan
Police in London are to use a mixture of water and Persil in their cannons.
That should stop the coloureds running
Just seen Arsene Wenger on the TV looting a sports trophy shop
Apparently a masked superhero double act were seen on the streets of
Tottenham last night. Blackman and Robbing...
Cops stop a Pakki in a transit van on the motorway. Cop says 'You know the
limit is 70?' Paki looks behined and says 'Hear that? Three of you will have
to get out!'
The British Government has reacted to worldwide rioting by sending rescue
vehicles to evacuate all British Citizens. They have sent three ships to
Lybia two planes to Syria and a mini cab to Tottenham
Wow the new Planet of the Apes trailer is amazing...No wait a minute it's
Sky News from Tottenham
Following the riots and looting in Tottenham a large number of scousers will
not travel down for the match between Spurs and Everton, due to fears that
all the best stuff has already been stolen
Following the riots in Tottenham I think it's important to remind ourselves
that not all black people are stereotypical thieves and arsonists. The vast
majority are in fact drug dealers and rapists
What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels
comes alive when you add coke