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Two jews walk into a bar. One asks the other, "Can I suck your cock?" To which the other replies, "Sure, but be gentile."

A transvestite a Finn and a moron walk into a bar and orders a drink.

That say idiots come in pairs..can I return my idiots and get some better ones. D: just kidding.

I dunno.....Ben Wa Balls?

Man likes woman - man must leave another to be with her, this is hard to do -,due to certain,circumstance.  Everytime he sees her he drinks and drinks destroying his sex drive - so little can happen.  To his erotic consternation he finds that his sex drive is overcoming the destruction being done to his body.  He becomes more capable - first giving her one orgasm, one evening - two another one and mutltiple the next.  His desire for her overcoming his shattered constitution turning him into a wonderful beastly lover...

(And no, this is not made up, lol, oh god facepalm)

Ironically the 'fetish' in this outline of a story is beer. 

They. Fail spelling on phone!

Ok, how is this?

A a newly wed go to their honeymoon in the hot Caribbean, after a long flight, a boat trip and several hours riding a horse, they go into this magnificent island. Little did they know this beautiful island is home to a fantastic sexual creatures that transform into luminous being during sex. It is also a swingers island where everyone came believing is was a normal hotel. Every person transforms into a different and colorful sexual being having ravaging sex everywhere; from tree to waterfall, from pool to nightclub. But the more sex you have the harder it is to leave. At fist the story is about the journey of the couple trough taboo, religion, trust, love, then about the sexual frenzy of the couple and their relationship with others. Last it would be about the journey into leaving the island in an adventurous way swinging from trees and firing bullets. The end would be the couple being together even thought the fucked around.

It just might be a bestseller for you, then again it may just be cheap porn.lol  

we have two winners here.

^Sounds like a swingers get together party.

"I'm writing an erotic story and need concept ideas.. such as setting, general character relations..maybe a fetish here and there >:] Post your ideas and I may include it in my upcoming story!"
 

Setting: 1920

Characters: Jeff Bagwell, 24, works as an accountant in a big accounting firm.  Elisa McCormick, 38, his boss who isn't qualified but is married to the CEO.  Jenny Slaine 22, secretary to Elisa, a genius and basically does her job. 

Synopsis: Jenny is in infatuated with Jeff and Jeff also has interest in Jenny, but Elisa is sleezy and discovers Jeff has a fetish for leopard print anything.  Jeff begins courtship with Jenny, however Don, Elisa's stud in the beginning of the story has moved away and she is looking for new meat.  Elisa figures out Jeff has an obsession with women wearing leopard print and seduces Jeff by wearing leopard print underwear and doing the move from basic instinct on him. 

Now finish the damn story!

The year is 2020 and the USA is breaking into civil war as Newt Gingrich begins his third term as president. The story takes place on the moon base that spcenewt setup in 2017, the characters are all near perfect humans from all around the world but each one must possess a fatal flaw. As war engulfs the united states a series of nuclear and biological terrorist attacks cripple humanity's ability to provide for the base and they are cut off, alone, on the moon. However, the last shipment of supplies had a large amount of MDMA and Viagra and a massive interracial space orgy ensues...

Damn - fun stuff... The other ones also - but this one has a few interesting hooks.

nonono. i got it. it's perfect.

it stars me and my life-partner jj

 

and i CATCH HER IN BED WITH A MAN AND POP HER TITS WITH A KNIFE.

fucking slut...

the end.

well, i'm not the most erotic kind of person, but

we're talking here about the one person at your workplace that turns gold into stone, that turns stone into gold whenever you're at work at the same time as this person, who messes all things up, but sorts all things up, who lies about all it all the way, too busy being selfish, who never learned the rules of life!

please let me suffer in silence, he know he lost, let him hide from the ghost from the past, for a while !~

edward dildo hands

+1

lol, limpit

How about wolffe gets laid? It's a difficult one to imagine...


So go with TalakKhan,



This is genius...

Wolffe Diggler, the newly hired Dog Boy sets out to see the world with the "Famous Uncle Jeff's Traveling Freak Show" A series of sexual encounters find him at a crossroads to determine his sexuality proclivity. Whether he continue as the "boytoy" of the Bearded Fat Lady, the demure pain slut of the sadistic India Rubber Man or will he have found true love in the kennel.


Lotsa flashbacks naturally. I won't give away the ending but, AAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRROOOOOOOOOO

She looks like my ideal lover