promoted 1 year 3 weeks ago, posted 1 year 3 weeks ago
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same as above
I don't often look at my mail but something caught my eye. Was from my insurance/investment account.They say for 22 bucks a month I get to double up if I die accidently. I first think, nice, I drive into an embankment and my family is cool Then I think, them bastards. They're betting against me. The button tapping dicks have decided - statistically- I'll die in my sleep or from cancer, emphysema, TB or a general lack of concern.before I crash into a cliff.