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Fido
promoted 1 year 3 weeks ago, posted 1 year 3 weeks ago
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same as above
fido
I don't often look at my mail but something caught my eye. Was from my insurance/investment account.They say for 22 bucks a month I get to double up if I die accidently. I first think, nice, I drive into an embankment and my family is cool Then I think, them bastards. They're betting against me. The button tapping dicks have decided - statistically- I'll die in my sleep or from cancer, emphysema, TB or a general lack of concern.before I crash into a cliff.
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that would be an epic post right there
that would be an epic post right there
Maybe you should forward drunk TAN posts to your insurance company. They might determine your risk of "accidental death" to be much higher than actuarial tables would predict.
In general, they are "betting" you will live, since they pay when you die. Fido thinks they are just betting he will die of natural causes, rather than accidental death. I guess they feel people stop doing stupid things as they grow older.
Maybe you should forward drunk TAN posts to your insurance company. They might determine your risk of "accidental death" to be much higher than actuarial tables would predict.
In general, they are "betting" you will live, since they pay when you die. Fido thinks they are just betting he will die of natural causes, rather than accidental death. I guess they feel people stop doing stupid things as they grow older.
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I did think this when i first saw it, then i forgave you cos i do it all the time!!!!
I did think this when i first saw it, then i forgave you cos i do it all the time!!!!
deep within that grease-monkey brain of yours is a small innocent child wanting to be held and loved.
deep within that grease-monkey brain of yours is a small innocent child wanting to be held and loved.