So yeah...
In the last few days I've been noticing an awful lot of drama on Facebook, some of you have probably come across it too, involving
this Dead Baby Jokes page. Yes, I know, Dead Baby Jokes is so 2004 but really, what do you expect from Facebook?
Facebook: Not on this chart
Anyway, the cause of the drama seems to be an influx of
oh-so offended types, whom obviously being new to the Internet fail to realise what obvious Trollbait they're setting themselves up as. What follows is the inevitable perpetual echo chamber of lulz/outrage [delete as appropriate], all of which is pretty depressing to behold. (For those of you interested in that sort of thing, the potential for lulz/epic trolling has never been higher). Like I said earlier, people on Facebook aren't exactly net-savvy; no one told them about feeding the trolls.
Pictured: LulzThe reason I'm bringing this to your attention is, there seems to be some sort of campaign mobilising to get the page banned from Facebook, lead by the same sanctimonious cretins who're drawing all of the attention to the page in the first place with their whinging. Now, I'm not here to get into a discussion about what is and what isn't funny, or whether comedy based purely on shock value has any merit. All I'm saying is this; If you don't like sick jokes, don't read them. Ignore them. No one is forcing you to read them. Because you know what's more offensive than dead baby jokes? Censorship.
I could sign off with some oft misattributed Voltaire quote but I'm not gonna, so here's Stephen Fry instead:
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Gracias, compañero!
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Gracias, compañero!
you can't shovel smarties onto the back of a trailer with a pitchpork!
you can't shovel smarties onto the back of a trailer with a pitchpork!
Dear the 50k+ fans and the countless knocks who post their hate on this page,
Due to the recent surge of attention this page has received I feel it is appropriate to clarify some of the key aspects and beliefs this page holds. But before I get started I'd like to thank anybody and everybody who has been a part of this page; including trolls, foamers, grievers, "moralfags", and just plain normal p
The first time I heard a dead baby was back when I was in middle school and even as an adolescent it was obvious to me that these types of jokes were purely figurative, simple dramatic irony with a play on shock humor. I find it hard to see how a conscious intellectual could view these jokes as literal, but unfortunately this world is not filled with conscious individuals. Dead baby jokes are funny because they incite controversy and are unexpected.
I'd like to applaud facebook for standing by its statement of rights and responsibilities and not limiting our first amendment rights that so many have given their lives to defend. And in response to all the threats to track me down and harm me in anyway, its not just that I don't take you seriously, I have faith in the security of my country, and any situation that should contradict that faith, is, in essence why there's the 2nd amendment. So good luck and if you want some come get some, but again I never took you seriously.
Some advice; if you really are as *outrageously* offended by these jokes as you say you are, due to personal experiences, delusional moral standards, or whatever I recommend you not post on my wall, you're not going to find sympathy or relief from your grief, you're also not changing anything or making the world a better place, you're giving internet trolls something to do. However, if you're emotionally indifferent to this humor post whatever you want, hate rants, threats, "anti dead baby jokes" pages, really any kind of shittalkers, I could care less, if thats how you want to spend your life, great, make me famous.
To the fans and supporters of this page, if you have read this far thank you for liking this page, keep posting jokes , invite your friends, and spread the word lets keep growing. Dead baby jokes forever!
In conclusion, amuurica FUCK YEAH.
Dear the 50k+ fans and the countless knocks who post their hate on this page,
Due to the recent surge of attention this page has received I feel it is appropriate to clarify some of the key aspects and beliefs this page holds. But before I get started I'd like to thank anybody and everybody who has been a part of this page; including trolls, foamers, grievers, "moralfags", and just plain normal p
The first time I heard a dead baby was back when I was in middle school and even as an adolescent it was obvious to me that these types of jokes were purely figurative, simple dramatic irony with a play on shock humor. I find it hard to see how a conscious intellectual could view these jokes as literal, but unfortunately this world is not filled with conscious individuals. Dead baby jokes are funny because they incite controversy and are unexpected.
I'd like to applaud facebook for standing by its statement of rights and responsibilities and not limiting our first amendment rights that so many have given their lives to defend. And in response to all the threats to track me down and harm me in anyway, its not just that I don't take you seriously, I have faith in the security of my country, and any situation that should contradict that faith, is, in essence why there's the 2nd amendment. So good luck and if you want some come get some, but again I never took you seriously.
Some advice; if you really are as *outrageously* offended by these jokes as you say you are, due to personal experiences, delusional moral standards, or whatever I recommend you not post on my wall, you're not going to find sympathy or relief from your grief, you're also not changing anything or making the world a better place, you're giving internet trolls something to do. However, if you're emotionally indifferent to this humor post whatever you want, hate rants, threats, "anti dead baby jokes" pages, really any kind of shittalkers, I could care less, if thats how you want to spend your life, great, make me famous.
To the fans and supporters of this page, if you have read this far thank you for liking this page, keep posting jokes , invite your friends, and spread the word lets keep growing. Dead baby jokes forever!
In conclusion, amuurica FUCK YEAH.
Also, wtf is a "foamer" [quote user=comment]
...including trolls, foamers, grievers, "moralfags", and just plain normal people,...
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Also, wtf is a "foamer"
...including trolls, foamers, grievers, "moralfags", and just plain normal people,...
Urban Dictionary: foamer
Urban Dictionary: foamer
Fatal accident? PRAYERS! PRAYERS 4 THE EMERGENCY WORKERS 2
Child abduction? OMG PRAYERS 4 THE CHILD N THE FAMILY AND THE ABUSER CAN ROT ETERNALLY IN FUKKIN HELL
Murder? OMG PRAYERS 4 THE FAMILY LETS HUNT DOWN THE SICK SONOFABITCH RESPONSABLE
Bad weather? PRAY TO GOD TO KEEP OUR HOME SAFE FROM DAMAGE AND MAY THE LORD GOD WATCH OVER US ALL
Political scandal? BURN THE SINNERS. I DONT PAY TAXES 4 THIS SHIAT. PRAY 4 THE FAMILIES OF VICTIMS AND MAY GOD SEND ME MORE MONEY AND TAX ME LESS
Day at the dog park? PRAYERS 4 CUTE PUPPIES
They're like a hideous flesh-eating disease wound on the intellectually-minded following of current affairs and municipal events. I want to look away but I just CAN'T.
Fatal accident? PRAYERS! PRAYERS 4 THE EMERGENCY WORKERS 2
Child abduction? OMG PRAYERS 4 THE CHILD N THE FAMILY AND THE ABUSER CAN ROT ETERNALLY IN FUKKIN HELL
Murder? OMG PRAYERS 4 THE FAMILY LETS HUNT DOWN THE SICK SONOFABITCH RESPONSABLE
Bad weather? PRAY TO GOD TO KEEP OUR HOME SAFE FROM DAMAGE AND MAY THE LORD GOD WATCH OVER US ALL
Political scandal? BURN THE SINNERS. I DONT PAY TAXES 4 THIS SHIAT. PRAY 4 THE FAMILIES OF VICTIMS AND MAY GOD SEND ME MORE MONEY AND TAX ME LESS
Day at the dog park? PRAYERS 4 CUTE PUPPIES
They're like a hideous flesh-eating disease wound on the intellectually-minded following of current affairs and municipal events. I want to look away but I just CAN'T.
Glad we don't get those idiots over here. We just have the PRAY FOR OUR HEROES FIGHTING FOR OUR FREEDOM IN IRAQ! Kind of knobheads.
Glad we don't get those idiots over here. We just have the PRAY FOR OUR HEROES FIGHTING FOR OUR FREEDOM IN IRAQ! Kind of knobheads.
Fatal accident? PRAYERS! PRAYERS 4 THE EMERGENCY WORKERS 2
Child abduction? OMG PRAYERS 4 THE CHILD N THE FAMILY AND THE ABUSER CAN ROT ETERNALLY IN FUKKIN HELL
Murder? OMG PRAYERS 4 THE FAMILY LETS HUNT DOWN THE SICK SONOFABITCH RESPONSABLE
Bad weather? PRAY TO GOD TO KEEP OUR HOME SAFE FROM DAMAGE AND MAY THE LORD GOD WATCH OVER US ALL
Political scandal? BURN THE SINNERS. I DONT PAY TAXES 4 THIS SHIAT. PRAY 4 THE FAMILIES OF VICTIMS AND MAY GOD SEND ME MORE MONEY AND TAX ME LESS
Day at the dog park? PRAYERS 4 CUTE PUPPIES
They're like a hideous flesh-eating disease wound on the intellectually-minded following of current affairs and municipal events. I want to look away but I just CAN'T.
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Frankly, I just constantly wonder HOW God managed to stuff so many brains into Jeuxstine's head... Especially since her head was already overflowing with delusions of superiority and narcissism...
Fatal accident? PRAYERS! PRAYERS 4 THE EMERGENCY WORKERS 2
Child abduction? OMG PRAYERS 4 THE CHILD N THE FAMILY AND THE ABUSER CAN ROT ETERNALLY IN FUKKIN HELL
Murder? OMG PRAYERS 4 THE FAMILY LETS HUNT DOWN THE SICK SONOFABITCH RESPONSABLE
Bad weather? PRAY TO GOD TO KEEP OUR HOME SAFE FROM DAMAGE AND MAY THE LORD GOD WATCH OVER US ALL
Political scandal? BURN THE SINNERS. I DONT PAY TAXES 4 THIS SHIAT. PRAY 4 THE FAMILIES OF VICTIMS AND MAY GOD SEND ME MORE MONEY AND TAX ME LESS
Day at the dog park? PRAYERS 4 CUTE PUPPIES
They're like a hideous flesh-eating disease wound on the intellectually-minded following of current affairs and municipal events. I want to look away but I just CAN'T.
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Frankly, I just constantly wonder HOW God managed to stuff so many brains into Jeuxstine's head... Especially since her head was already overflowing with delusions of superiority and narcissism...
Apparently there are also some pages entitled "Cancer is Funny" and "Cancer is Funny Because People Die", in response to which there are now 50 times as many pages demanding they be taken down.
I can't even look at FB without despairing for the future of humanity...
Apparently there are also some pages entitled "Cancer is Funny" and "Cancer is Funny Because People Die", in response to which there are now 50 times as many pages demanding they be taken down.
I can't even look at FB without despairing for the future of humanity...
stapled to the back of a chicken
stapled to the back of a chicken
[quote user=pablo420] UPDATE:
Apparently there are also some pages entitled "Cancer is Funny" and "Cancer is Funny Because People Die", in response to which there are now 50 times as many pages demanding they be taken down.
I can't even look at FB without despairing for the future of humanity...
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Why would you make fun of someone who has cancer or some lady that had a miscarriage. That's just not right.
Apparently there are also some pages entitled "Cancer is Funny" and "Cancer is Funny Because People Die", in response to which there are now 50 times as many pages demanding they be taken down.
I can't even look at FB without despairing for the future of humanity...
Why would you make fun of someone who has cancer or some lady that had a miscarriage. That's just not right.
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Why would you make fun of someone who has cancer or some lady that had a miscarriage. That's just not right.
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Maybe the person with cancer is a prick. One of my supervisors has cancer and she's an absolute cunt, her having cancer hasn't made her any nicer or better at her job. She's still a useless fucking cunt... but now she's also a walking bag of cancer.
Why would you make fun of someone who has cancer or some lady that had a miscarriage. That's just not right.
Maybe the person with cancer is a prick. One of my supervisors has cancer and she's an absolute cunt, her having cancer hasn't made her any nicer or better at her job. She's still a useless fucking cunt... but now she's also a walking bag of cancer.
[quote user=pablo420]I can't even look at FB without despairing for the future of humanity...[/quote]
Why would you make fun of someone who has cancer or some lady that had a miscarriage. That's just not right.
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I'm not making fun of cancer or dead babies. I'm making fun of morons. Morons who fail to see any irony in combining righteous indignation with literal death threats. They make post-birth abortion seem like a sensible option.
Why would you make fun of someone who has cancer or some lady that had a miscarriage. That's just not right.
I'm not making fun of cancer or dead babies. I'm making fun of morons. Morons who fail to see any irony in combining righteous indignation with literal death threats. They make post-birth abortion seem like a sensible option.
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What? this didnt get a chuckle?
What? this didnt get a chuckle?
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Thanks for the protip Father time....
Thanks for the protip Father time....