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mmateri and (I forget who else lives in Edmonton, Nova I think?), what did you guys do tonight? Any rad events happen that Wolffe and I missed?

here in the civilised part of the world(Australia) we don't celebrate holidays which are all about burning "witches" and all that dark magic bullshit.... although i do believe that some of our more stupid people here seem to take a liking to this bullshit American holiday.

Well I was working till 8, and in the same village as my grandfather, who I phoned, and told him I'd come and see him after work, but he said he was at his niece's house where they were having a small family get-together for his daughter - my auntie - who was a happy birthday girl yesterday. So I told him I'd see him there forth. Getting there for quarter past we regaled and laughed and joked, ate sausage rolls, scoffed birthday cake and drank copious amounts of tea. Then when we were all fed up with each other we lifted our bums and went our seperate ways. I drove home to some Led Zeppelin in the dark and rain. Getting home I fired on the internet, posted some comments, and let Marc Bolan romantically endear me with a time when he danced when he was 12. I then fell asleep in my bed.

Well, I had 3 halloween parties to go to, and I had trick or treating to do with the kids, but rather than do any of that nonsense, I decided to stay at home, with the baby, and do nothing. I was in bed by 10:30 last night. I turn 29 in under a week so I guess i'm just getting to goddamn old for this shit!

You're never too old for halloween.

Hosted a bit of a houseparty with people from work on the 30th. Drank some, King's cup, all went out and had a smoke, couple doobs and some pipe action. 
Told a 2 - 2.5 hour long story while we puffed n puffed. Gf made a shit load of food so that went well with being blazed as fuck and slightly drunk (albeit I can't drink for shit though).

Got up and worked 9-5 the next day, consumed tons of liquids and food as a result of still being slightly high from the night before lol. Went to our manager from work's uncle's Halloween
party. The guy is rich and has alot of shit, free alcohol food, this and that- a very typical rich house with all the typical richities.

We go in, manager's dad is there just singin n playin guitar. The homeowner (uncle of manager) isn't even there yet, he's hosting a charity party elsewhere but my gf and manager and her bf are just chilling for a bit with manager I'll refer to as Brandy from now on. Gives us a walk of the house and his shit he's collected.

I'm not too engaging with the couple of people who are already here, just keeping to my alcohol and waiting for a moment to go and use my pipe outside or something. We're sitting down and Brandy
comes up and asks "wanna go smoke a joint?". My eyes light up and my tail starts wagging. (Yes I fucking want to smoke, what is this now ??). We head into the garage and we're passin the j around.
It looks like it has print on the paper, possibly he could be recieving medical marijuana cigarettes, which would be pretty nifty I'd say. And I bust out the pipe and we're sharin that too. 
I also had brought my double sided marble pipe for me and my gf to christen as well. 

Come back out and drink more vodka punch and rum n cokes and this and that.

The homeowner comes out, he looks like the most nerdiest guy, looks like Bill Gates and his wife is kind of canadian/nerdy looking too.

They make us quesadillas (sp?) and they're insane, best ever. And finish the night off.

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The most canadian party I've ever gone to, hockey game on in the background. Dad and daughter, everyone smoking in the garage. Everyone staring at the hockey game as
we talk and defaulting to it whenever silence is aroused.

tan'd how is this even a blog?
stick to your trolling

I actually decked the house up.  Had a fog machine in the front yard, a hanging skeleton in the yard off of a small tree, scary music, shitload of cobwebs, torches and more.  Some kids didn't come to the house.  Sat out front drinking maker's mark from a flask in the cold.  Had a fire in our pit next to the front door. People were stoked on the decorations and stoked to warm their hands at the fire.  My dog, a black lab, was dressed as a bumble bee and that shit was hilarious.  Had skull lights lining the walkway and a couple of graves with torches.  Sweet stuff.  Here's the pooch and part of the yard:

^Ha dressing up your dog. That's awesome. Decorations are pretty rad too.

Does your dog transform into an Autobot? Is it like the beasties version of bumblebee?

-Does your dog transform into an Autobot? Is it like the beasties version of bumblebee?

yes.

Where the fuck else would it go?

its not about where it should go
its about rules
the rules of this site "dictate" that blogs need to be at least 2 paragraphs long.

you think the rules dont apply to you??

I went as Dr Frank N. Furter.
I swear to god I will never again drink in the week prior to, or during the holiday itself.

I painted a bullseye on my face and went as Dick Cheney's new hunting partner

You seem to be the only one complaining.

That's pretty clever

I went to several bars and house parties across 4 different cities. I went as a dethklok klokateer.

why do you mock me? Is it my body? Are you jealous?

i like your feet, can i have them?

Holy fuck... Now that made me giggle like a little girl lol
I went as a mental patient... painted the face a bit whiter and darker under the eyes
and had Psycho written on my forehead nothing to special... I did have a strait-jacket...

I was being serious lol