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The story of my weed smoking experience : First Bong.
My weed smoking journey started started in what seems an age ago now. This year I turn 35, I started smoking the green at the late age of 22 so that would make it around about 13 years of choofing the sweet sweet cheeba.
In the years before discovering the joys of the green my main drug of choice was alcohol. I would get smashed on a regular basis. Drinking beer outside while sitting on the roof in summer and drinking spirits while doing
whatever inside in the winter. One very unpleasant side effect of this drinking was yacking my ring or passing out while drunk and the dreaded head-pounding hangover followed by spewing bile the next morning.
I really did like getting wasted but really hated the side effects. I kept on this way until I took my fist hit of a bong way back then.
My first cone was something I will never forget as it was a moment that would shape my life from that time on. I had been around weed for several years prior to this time, I had neighbours who had a mini plantation in their
back yard and also my mate (who I consider to be as much a brother as my blood bros) was a regular choofer. One Friday or Saturday night me and my brother decided to go and visit our mate (bro). Sometime after we got there
me my brother my mate and his missus were sitting in their lounge room talking. MY mate and his missus were smoking the green at this time when all of a sudden my mate asks my bro if he wants a bong......my bro said yes!
After my bro had finished the bong I was offered one. As the bong was handed in my direction I thought "fuck it why not", and the next thing I knew it was in my hand. I held the bong up to my mouth, put my thumb over the
shotty hole and lit the lighter and proceeded to burn. Soon afterwards I felt a warm sensation in my arms and legs and also felt a smooth feeling come over me, I knew right there and then that would want more of this drug.
The next morning after waking up from being high I felt very cruise and had a strong urge to once again experience what the green had done to me the night before. I soon made a phone call and acquired one stick ($25) for
me and one for my bro. I took the substance I had just acquired home and tried pulling it out of the bag but it was almost too sticky to be removed, this was some good shit. I jammed a bit of bud in a pipe I had bought
earlier that day and sat outside with my bro and fired it up. My first experience was good but the second was way better.After sucking down the pipe I looked at my hand and it looked huge! Then my eyes started twitching,
I was really fucking stoned. The next morning I woke up feeling even better than I did the day day before. This continued every day for about a week until I finished that first stick. Finally I had discovered a
replacement for alcohol.
That first cone and that first stick would both be the first of many many more to come over the years, but that is for another chapter.
To be continued.....if I can be bothered


That's how I was introduced to pot and what a bang it was. I remember just sinking back on my friend's bed and thinking the bed was like four foot deep and I just kept sinking, my arms and body felt like spirals, y'know them springy things that scroll down steps? I was getting all kinds of weird imagery in my head. Laughing my bollocks off the whole way through this insanity.
At one point me and my mates decided to go outside for a walk, standing up I couldn't even move my legs, it was almost as frightening as it was hilarious. I felt like I was a robot from a 50's B-movie or something. Mad time though I wish I could get hits like that now, think it was me getting "broken in", about a week or a fortnight later I did my first acid trip, a purple ohm
That's how I was introduced to pot and what a bang it was. I remember just sinking back on my friend's bed and thinking the bed was like four foot deep and I just kept sinking, my arms and body felt like spirals, y'know them springy things that scroll down steps? I was getting all kinds of weird imagery in my head. Laughing my bollocks off the whole way through this insanity.
At one point me and my mates decided to go outside for a walk, standing up I couldn't even move my legs, it was almost as frightening as it was hilarious. I felt like I was a robot from a 50's B-movie or something. Mad time though I wish I could get hits like that now, think it was me getting "broken in", about a week or a fortnight later I did my first acid trip, a purple ohm
Cone I was the same way man! I quit drinking all together for like a year and a half or something. Then I found the balance.
Cone I was the same way man! I quit drinking all together for like a year and a half or something. Then I found the balance.
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I feel a JD moment coming on...
I feel a JD moment coming on...
hell yah bro right on smoke that good shit 24/7 bitch wat
Also @ jewname123123 we call them "gravity bongs" here but "fuckit" is just as good a name because you will get fucking RIPPED and cough a lung up.
When i smoke though no, most of the time its through something like this:
Closest thing I can find to it, as it is a 90% custom piece with a carbonite filter (male/female) attachment on it.
The carbonite filter really filters out some of the nastier shit that makes you cough and irritates your lungs but still gets you fucking HIGH (not like a vape dont care what anyone says u dont get as high off a vape as a bong. even a volcano or w/e sorry.) Basically you get the smoothest hit of your life and a FAT ASS rip too.
U can see the carbonite filter in that pic directly parallell with the bowl. the black circular disc. I don't actually own the piece one of my best mates does and we're always smokin it
hell yah bro right on smoke that good shit 24/7 bitch wat
Also @ jewname123123 we call them "gravity bongs" here but "fuckit" is just as good a name because you will get fucking RIPPED and cough a lung up.
When i smoke though no, most of the time its through something like this:
Closest thing I can find to it, as it is a 90% custom piece with a carbonite filter (male/female) attachment on it.
The carbonite filter really filters out some of the nastier shit that makes you cough and irritates your lungs but still gets you fucking HIGH (not like a vape dont care what anyone says u dont get as high off a vape as a bong. even a volcano or w/e sorry.) Basically you get the smoothest hit of your life and a FAT ASS rip too.
U can see the carbonite filter in that pic directly parallell with the bowl. the black circular disc. I don't actually own the piece one of my best mates does and we're always smokin it
Had sorta the same experience as you, only we called them waterfalls.
Random, I did a search there for 'buckets' on youtube. The second link there is a fella I knew from tech, who coincidentally I only seen there a few weeks ago for the first time in about 4 years. He was always a bullshitter, and in the few minutes we were chatting he managed to cram in all his bullshit talk that I had been graced not to hear in 4 years. Like how is girlfriend's daughter is a genius who knows thermo-dynamics, how he bought a RC car that goes 300 mph, and how he likes to get stoned and pet his virtual dog that gets projected in to the middle of his living room via his TV. Not even joking lol. Anyway here he is taking a bucket. At least I'm pretty sure it's him.
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCnRsjN0i44[/video]
Had sorta the same experience as you, only we called them waterfalls.
Random, I did a search there for 'buckets' on youtube. The second link there is a fella I knew from tech, who coincidentally I only seen there a few weeks ago for the first time in about 4 years. He was always a bullshitter, and in the few minutes we were chatting he managed to cram in all his bullshit talk that I had been graced not to hear in 4 years. Like how is girlfriend's daughter is a genius who knows thermo-dynamics, how he bought a RC car that goes 300 mph, and how he likes to get stoned and pet his virtual dog that gets projected in to the middle of his living room via his TV. Not even joking lol. Anyway here he is taking a bucket. At least I'm pretty sure it's him.
lol bob, there's one of those guys in every crowd. A friend of mine was telling me how he has made hundreds of thousands of dollars in the cocaine business a few years ago. He really thought i would believe him and did not ever stray from his lie or admit the truth. He is like 20 years old btw too so i know he's full of shit among other things lol.
wtf is wrong with those dude's voices btw?
lol bob, there's one of those guys in every crowd. A friend of mine was telling me how he has made hundreds of thousands of dollars in the cocaine business a few years ago. He really thought i would believe him and did not ever stray from his lie or admit the truth. He is like 20 years old btw too so i know he's full of shit among other things lol.
wtf is wrong with those dude's voices btw?
Two summers ago, I was house-hunting with my parents in Colorado, and took a grey hound bus from Colorado Springs to Oklahoma City to visit friends, and it took around 20 hours each way.
Was introduced to frisby-golf, and we drank as we went. Splendid it was !
Depending on whom else was free we'd chill with, drive around, catch up and drink.
We played President at this guy's community pool and we we're all goin pretty good at it, then I emptied my stomach's contents of the party beer (Keystone) and Cheetos.
The second last day, I was hangin out at a bud's apartment and him and another guy we're packin a bowl in a little glass pipe and they asked me if I wanted to try it.
Having never operated one of these devices.. I accepted the offer but was befuddled (?) about the choke at the time and how to properly take a hit. But they urged me to keep
trying until smoke came out, eventually small bits of smoke were exhaled...and I was pretty buzzed. or in the very relaxed phase.
We then hopped in his car and drove to show my friend they had gotten me stoned.. I began to panic at the thought of getting pulled over while down in the states, being a Canadian tourist.
But the paranoid thoughts we're drowned out by the curious state I felt.. It felt like I was in a similar state to alcohol intoxication, but without spins or stomach problems.
I felt that whenever I swallowed any saliva I could feel it hit all the walls on the way down and it would take forever, and that my passages we're slightly constricted.
We then hotboxed his car on the way to the skatepark. He told me to put on sunglasses like him and the other guy. I uncontrollingly smiled and jawed at everything I fixed my attention on.
And somewhere, driving along the country road to get to the park - along the way the two in the front seats had fallen into a relaxed sleep with their arms fully extended out the sides of the car.
Somewhow the car stayed straight until we hit a bump, and woke them back up.
When we got to the park I was too cautious and freaked by the car bit to skate the park.
Two summers ago, I was house-hunting with my parents in Colorado, and took a grey hound bus from Colorado Springs to Oklahoma City to visit friends, and it took around 20 hours each way.
Was introduced to frisby-golf, and we drank as we went. Splendid it was !
Depending on whom else was free we'd chill with, drive around, catch up and drink.
We played President at this guy's community pool and we we're all goin pretty good at it, then I emptied my stomach's contents of the party beer (Keystone) and Cheetos.
The second last day, I was hangin out at a bud's apartment and him and another guy we're packin a bowl in a little glass pipe and they asked me if I wanted to try it.
Having never operated one of these devices.. I accepted the offer but was befuddled (?) about the choke at the time and how to properly take a hit. But they urged me to keep
trying until smoke came out, eventually small bits of smoke were exhaled...and I was pretty buzzed. or in the very relaxed phase.
We then hopped in his car and drove to show my friend they had gotten me stoned.. I began to panic at the thought of getting pulled over while down in the states, being a Canadian tourist.
But the paranoid thoughts we're drowned out by the curious state I felt.. It felt like I was in a similar state to alcohol intoxication, but without spins or stomach problems.
I felt that whenever I swallowed any saliva I could feel it hit all the walls on the way down and it would take forever, and that my passages we're slightly constricted.
We then hotboxed his car on the way to the skatepark. He told me to put on sunglasses like him and the other guy. I uncontrollingly smiled and jawed at everything I fixed my attention on.
And somewhere, driving along the country road to get to the park - along the way the two in the front seats had fallen into a relaxed sleep with their arms fully extended out the sides of the car.
Somewhow the car stayed straight until we hit a bump, and woke them back up.
When we got to the park I was too cautious and freaked by the car bit to skate the park.
some guy had a spliff and we all had a few drags.
thinking back i reckon it was probably leb and real shitty stuff at that. the only perceivable effect was that my legs were a bit shaky.
first time i tried freebase though.. that ones blog worthy.
some guy had a spliff and we all had a few drags.
thinking back i reckon it was probably leb and real shitty stuff at that. the only perceivable effect was that my legs were a bit shaky.
first time i tried freebase though.. that ones blog worthy.
lol bob, there's one of those guys in every crowd. A friend of mine was telling me how he has made hundreds of thousands of dollars in the cocaine business a few years ago. He really thought i would believe him and did not ever stray from his lie or admit the truth. He is like 20 years old btw too so i know he's full of shit among other things lol.
wtf is wrong with those dude's voices btw?
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Sound like Brits lol. Man I can't wait to get high today.
lol bob, there's one of those guys in every crowd. A friend of mine was telling me how he has made hundreds of thousands of dollars in the cocaine business a few years ago. He really thought i would believe him and did not ever stray from his lie or admit the truth. He is like 20 years old btw too so i know he's full of shit among other things lol.
wtf is wrong with those dude's voices btw?
Sound like Brits lol. Man I can't wait to get high today.
Sound like Brits lol. Man I can't wait to get high today.
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they sound scottish
probably glaswegians (from glasgow)
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWrSEKNlZkI&feature=related[/video]
and they would be "neds" scottish chavs
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huK0mIDAl30&feature=related[/video]
Sound like Brits lol. Man I can't wait to get high today.
they sound scottish
probably glaswegians (from glasgow)
and they would be "neds" scottish chavs