Stranger: I LOVE NOOODLES!!!
You: I would like to buy your children
Stranger: I would love to sell you some, but I got no children
You: uhhh...perhaps you have and have just forgotten them
You: you shouldn't abandon children
You: that is very bad thing
Stranger: But I guess to sell children isn´t that okay too
You: one time I met Bill Shatner
You: has Walther PPK for penis
Stranger: Did you forget to take your meds?
You: fake like a cheap bear rug
Stranger: You DEFNITLY forgot your meds
You: Perhaps you know where I could find a kitten with a rocket pack?
You: or a T-rex with laser vision?
of course you did....why else would I make one
good lad.