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- Posted by thisisjeff promoted 1 month 1 week ago [blog]
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This is a computer game where you talk to two idiots and they answer your questions. The game is a fucking riot to play.
http://www.ausgamers.com/files/details/html/17440
^D/l link of the game, its really small and doesnt take long to install. The premise of the game is you have to talk to these arguing crackers about their relationship and every time the dude says something positive his wife acts like a cunt. You can talk to them by typing and pressing enter, hilarity ensues. If you liked your dialouge you can have the game launch a txt file that is a transcript of your conversation.
I say if you d/l the game and have any funny moments copy/pastem here.
GRACE
Hi! How are you? I'm so happy to see you after so long! -- (interrupted)
JEFF
grace!
(JEFF hugs grace.)
GRACE
Uh...
GRACE
H-mmm (happy smile sound)
GRACE
And, I've got to say, you look really good!
TRIP
Heh heh, Jeff, -- (interrupted)
JEFF
well thank you
(Trip closes the front door.)
TRIP
Oh, well, uh, we've, uh... we've missed you.
TRIP
Hey, I just realized something.
GRACE
What...
JEFF
ive certainly missed you both
TRIP
Oh, ha ha, thanks -- -- (interrupted)
GRACE
Jeff, you're always so sweet to us. Isn't he sweet.
TRIP
(clears throat)
JEFF
oh i do what i can
TRIP
So, yeah, I just realized! -- (interrupted)
JEFF
lol!
TRIP
Y - yeah, remember how you introduced us almost exactly ten years ago tonight?
JEFF
yep
TRIP
We really want to thank you for years and years of...
GRACE
Pain.
TRIP
Heh heh heh... Agony. -- (interrupted)
JEFF
bondage
TRIP
uh... ha heh heh...
GRACE
uh...!
TRIP
geez, I'm not, uh...
GRACE
uuh...!
TRIP
you, um...
GRACE
ha ha...
TRIP
ha ha, heh...
GRACE
ha ha ha ha ha!!
TRIP
heh, ha ha ha!
TRIP
Ha ha ha, heh, Jeff,
GRACE
heh heh...
TRIP
heh, you had me going there for a sec...
TRIP
heh, ha ha...
TRIP
You're not afraid to say anything, are you?
TRIP
push our little buttons...
JEFF
nope
TRIP
heh heh, you're crazy, you know that?
TRIP
heh, ha ha...
TRIP
(big sigh)
TRIP
Anyway, uh... what were we talking about?
JEFF
i'm not fucking crazy..
PHONE
** RING **
JEFF
you called me crazy
TRIP
Oh, I'll get it --
GRACE
No, no, we have a guest, we can let the answering machine pick it up.
PHONE
** RING **
JEFF
dont asnwer that
PHONE
** RING **
JEFF
i said dont answer that phone
PHONE
** RING **
TRIP
Okay, well hold on -- hold on a second. (clears throat)
ANSWERING MACHINE
** click **
ANSWERING MACHINE
You've reached the fabulous new home of Grace and Trip. Leave us a message!
ANSWERING MACHINE
** beep **
JEFF
call them back
ANSWERING MACHINE
Grace, this is your father, I thought I'd call to see how my lovely daughter is doing.
ANSWERING MACHINE
I want you and Trip to come up to the house this weekend, your mother and I are throwing a party for a senior VP at the firm, and you should be there.
JEFF
tell them everthing is ok
TRIP
Jeff, let me get you -- (interrupted)
JEFF
CALL THEM NOW ASSHOLE
ANSWERING MACHINE
Oh, and be sure to arrive early, I want to talk to you about this business about why you won't be attending your mother's Christmas Eve gala.
ANSWERING MACHINE
(clear throat) So, that's all. Uh, goodbye.
JEFF
IM TAKING YOU HOSTAGE
that might help you figure out what it's all about. plus, that video is hilarious! someone posted it on the chat, but i rly don't remember who