Football season is close and I thought we would make things interesting around the ship by starting a T.A.N. Fantasy Football League on Yahoo. Yar, you rumshuckled scallywags!!
Football, American Football, Handegg....call it what you will, it is almost that time of year again! Yes, sir...whenever I hear this song it is almost like the feeling you had as a kid in anticipation for Christmas....
How aboot you England? Come on meow....
Mexico?? Oh, I KNOW you are ready....
Canada...admit it....you like it....
Aussies....you know you can always play...
Anybody who would like to join in on the fun, just e-mail me shanusmaximus1@yahoo.com and I will get you all set up. We are currently set up for 10 teams, but if any more want in before draft time (autodraft), which will take place on Tuesday, August 31st, we can make room for ye! This will give us a week to do some rearranging if you are not happy with your players. Opening day is Sept. 9th. We are just playing for bragging rights. If you have any questions or suggestions just shoot me an e-mail. I will be looking forward to some friendly competition with you cats! I also can't wait to win the blog contest......lol......
Boobs will be inserted later when I am not at work.....
gay... if you're going to play any game with a rugby ball you need to drop the pads.
i played american football with some college dudes in atlanta on spring break once and after i made the first tackle they all started on me saying i was too violent. pussies!
gay... if you're going to play any game with a rugby ball you need to drop the pads.
i played american football with some college dudes in atlanta on spring break once and after i made the first tackle they all started on me saying i was too violent. pussies!
You weren't in an American football game - you were obviously involved in a drunken, gay daisy-chain... I very much doubt that a bunch of 240 pound American football players who spend half their lives in weight rooms, would be begging some Brit fairy for mercy...
gay... if you're going to play any game with a rugby ball you need to drop the pads.
i played american football with some college dudes in atlanta on spring break once and after i made the first tackle they all started on me saying i was too violent. pussies!
I very much doubt that a bunch of 240 pound American football players who spend half their lives in weight rooms, would be begging some Brit fairy for mercy...
240, you must just mean the quarterbacks, some of them other fuckers look like 350-400lbs, and yeah a little bucktoothed british kid ain't gonna have what it takes to be called too violent
^ its not, while football is indeed shit, football is even shitter; its all them breaks. although having watched both football and football (my mate was a big fan), i can safely say football is wayyy better than football.
gay... if you're going to play any game with a rugby ball you need to drop the pads.
i played american football with some college dudes in atlanta on spring break once and after i made the first tackle they all started on me saying i was too violent. pussies!
You weren't in an American football game - you were obviously involved in a drunken, gay daisy-chain... I very much doubt that a bunch of 240 pound American football players who spend half their lives in weight rooms, would be begging some Brit fairy for mercy...
i'm a 200lbb rugby player who's spent half his life in a weight room.
back then i was about 160 and they were about 200 but i'd played rugby all my life and spent a lot of it in the weight room.
one of the dudes was actually called something like "adonis" and looked like chris benoit... it was him who told me i was getting too violent. and no alcohol was involved at this point. that happened later when we went to a local brewery and these dude ram-raided the gates to get at a few kegs. was so funny, about midnight when we were all having a party on the beach the police came so we tried to run away with the kegs. one dude fell over and this adonis dude was like 'it's too late for him, save the keg man... it's all about the kegs' so we threw it into some bushes he legged it. i got busted cos we were yonks away from the condo i was staying but the keg we had was safe til the next day. i got off scott free for being out drunk cos i was 18 and said in england i can drink so i thought i was ok to do the same here. cos it was spring break too i figure they were being pretty leniant. funny good times that. that was on st simons island, anyone on here from around there?
240, you must just mean the quarterbacks, some of them other fuckers look like 350-400lbs, and yeah a little bucktoothed british kid ain't gonna have what it takes to be called too violent
i wish i could show you my interpretation of 'too violent'.
and i don't have buckteeth, they're just a little squashed together and sticky-outy!
Your the one to talk....Running around a grass field in some shorts kicking a soccer ball around makes for some fine entertainment.
Yeah too violent...There is a mighty big difference between tackling some skinny 120 pound white boy and a 400 pound kid from the intercity that dreams of a pro contract.
A pro american football team would crush your tiny little rugby team. Hell, a defensive tackle starts off at 300 pounds and goes close to 400 pounds. That's a lot of beef coming at you with no pads on.
Your the one to talk....Running around a grass field in some shorts kicking a soccer ball around makes for some fine entertainment.
Yeah too violent...There is a mighty big difference between tackling some skinny 120 pound white boy and a 400 pound kid from the intercity that dreams of a pro contract.
A pro american football team would crush your tiny little rugby team.
Pfft. The american amateurs would be too busy doing victory dances and prancing for the cameras, while the pros down their 150th score. They'd also have difficulty understanding the referee, who isn't wiggling and waving around like a drunk giraffe on skates. Not to mention they'd all have to run around with pocket calculators, em...no, iPads (coz their kewl!1) trying to make sense of the "fucking god damn" metric system.
It's quite easy to see who's the winner. Rugby. Plain and simple.
EDIT: Also, rugby players don't need roids, that's for noobs (i.e. USArses).
Your the one to talk....Running around a grass field in some shorts kicking a soccer ball around makes for some fine entertainment.
Yeah too violent...There is a mighty big difference between tackling some skinny 120 pound white boy and a 400 pound kid from the intercity that dreams of a pro contract.
A pro american football team would crush your tiny little rugby team. Hell, a defensive tackle starts off at 300 pounds and goes close to 400 pounds. That's a lot of beef coming at you with no pads on.
Jesus christ, am i the only one sick of this boring tired argument? Football, handegg, soccer-whatever, its the name of a fuckin game you cunts.
As for your fantasy league shanus, im alright as i dont know about the game as its only played in america an im not american an therefore have no clue about it.
I'm abit more focused on antrim winning on sunday.
Also, seanboy is spot on about this dumbass argument. Why do the moronic trolls like Ed, Tuoni, hell even mmateri, always seem to head this argument. Just let them circle jerk each other and ignore them already.
Also, seanboy is spot on about this dumbass argument. Why do the moronic trolls like Ed, Tuoni, hell even mmateri, always seem to head this argument. Just let them circle jerk each other and ignore them already.
Ah, I see you have self-appointed yourself as the TAN 'Posting Police.' Fuck you, douche-bag...
"Trolling - Somebody has to do it." So, we'll take care of it.
"Being a Douche." Your job.
BTW, at our next "Troll Circle Jerk" you have been elected, Pivot Man...
There is a good amount of luck in the game. You will have a pretty good chance. Just remember to fill in players that are injured or are not playing that week and you will be fine. The Yahoo is pretty good at keeping you up to date on whats what.
I have to admit I've been watching some hurling the past wee while. Quite like it. Rough as fuck though.
@ shanus
cool. I need something to replace my loss of love for soccerball. I'm gonna try to watch the weekly highlights on SkySports - whenever the fuck they're on over here. Should be interesting.
I have to admit I've been watching some hurling the past wee while. Quite like it. Rough as fuck though.
@ shanus
cool. I need something to replace my loss of love for soccerball. I'm gonna try to watch the weekly highlights on SkySports - whenever the fuck they're on over here. Should be interesting.
Listen to me, I'm a regular yanky beer-swiggler.
Can has cheerleader?
Somebody get this guy an American flag!
*tears up*
Ya know, us yanks don't ask much... only that you conform to all of our ideals, likes and interests. I am glad to see you have realized that resistance is futile!
I present you with one one(1) Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader:
Packer 4 life man (And just a tiny little bit Viking till Favre retires for good). I lived in Wisconsin growing up is like a virus in town!
@Jeff, just messin with ya buddy. We will catch up, its only 2 measly rings LOL. And yes you got the best cheerleaders but Homo will bring the team down again.
^ Hellz yeah. This year will be tough though, lots of trades and improved teams, the bears for one bought many ggod defensive players includin Julius Peppers and got Chester Taylor as new RB.
Also, seanboy is spot on about this dumbass argument. Why do the moronic trolls like Ed, Tuoni, hell even mmateri, always seem to head this argument. Just let them circle jerk each other and ignore them already.
Ah, I see you have self-appointed yourself as the TAN 'Posting Police.' Fuck you, douche-bag...
"Trolling - Somebody has to do it." So, we'll take care of it.
"Being a Douche." Your job.
BTW, at our next "Troll Circle Jerk" you have been elected, Pivot Man...
The AFC was a separate league ages ago (the AFL). As it gained prominence it combined with NFL, keeping for the most part their individual teams as AFC or NFC.. If that makes any sense.
Also, seanboy is spot on about this dumbass argument. Why do the moronic trolls like Ed, Tuoni, hell even mmateri, always seem to head this argument. Just let them circle jerk each other and ignore them already.
Ah, I see you have self-appointed yourself as the TAN 'Posting Police.' Fuck you, douche-bag...
"Trolling - Somebody has to do it." So, we'll take care of it.
"Being a Douche." Your job.
BTW, at our next "Troll Circle Jerk" you have been elected, Pivot Man...
go go trollie! Nobody HAS to do it. Its just that assholes are usually good at it. Give it a rest Dock. Howz those nips of your sw chick?
@Shanus- joined! @Fido- c'mon man, super informal. Just autopick draft and you'll have a decent team. Then we'll just watch who does best. @Jaytop- yeah I know, but still looking forward to it. My boys are going to have another tough year...new coach...go Packers! They're going to be pretty damn good.
Jesus christ, am i the only one sick of this boring tired argument? Football, handegg, soccer-whatever, its the name of a fuckin game you cunts.
As for your fantasy league shanus, im alright as i dont know about the game as its only played in america an im not american an therefore have no clue about it.
I'm abit more focused on antrim winning on sunday.
Yeah, it's a pretty tired, lame argument. How'd Antrim do?
ahh dude i just seen this 5 minutes ago! ahh well i dont know shit bout football anyways, and yes i noticed too that its been posted hella long time in advance
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i played american football with some college dudes in atlanta on spring break once and after i made the first tackle they all started on me saying i was too violent. pussies!
So........you aren't going to vote for my blog in the contest then Rokks? DAMNIT!
@Bobs
I really didn't think we would get anyone from that side of the pond playing. Big props to Bobalou!
@Seas
Yeah, yeah!!
So one and two and me makes three.....
i played american football with some college dudes in atlanta on spring break once and after i made the first tackle they all started on me saying i was too violent. pussies!
You weren't in an American football game - you were obviously involved in a drunken, gay daisy-chain... I very much doubt that a bunch of 240 pound American football players who spend half their lives in weight rooms, would be begging some Brit fairy for mercy...
Okay, Big - but we left your name in the hat, just in case there's an opening in the gay-soccer league.
OH NO! No money involved....ESPECIALLY if you are playing!
i played american football with some college dudes in atlanta on spring break once and after i made the first tackle they all started on me saying i was too violent. pussies!
I very much doubt that a bunch of 240 pound American football players who spend half their lives in weight rooms, would be begging some Brit fairy for mercy...
240, you must just mean the quarterbacks, some of them other fuckers look like 350-400lbs, and yeah a little bucktoothed british kid ain't gonna have what it takes to be called too violent
^Go fuck urself, Football is wayyyy better than football.
i played american football with some college dudes in atlanta on spring break once and after i made the first tackle they all started on me saying i was too violent. pussies!
You weren't in an American football game - you were obviously involved in a drunken, gay daisy-chain... I very much doubt that a bunch of 240 pound American football players who spend half their lives in weight rooms, would be begging some Brit fairy for mercy...
i'm a 200lbb rugby player who's spent half his life in a weight room.
back then i was about 160 and they were about 200 but i'd played rugby all my life and spent a lot of it in the weight room.
one of the dudes was actually called something like "adonis" and looked like chris benoit... it was him who told me i was getting too violent. and no alcohol was involved at this point. that happened later when we went to a local brewery and these dude ram-raided the gates to get at a few kegs. was so funny, about midnight when we were all having a party on the beach the police came so we tried to run away with the kegs. one dude fell over and this adonis dude was like 'it's too late for him, save the keg man... it's all about the kegs' so we threw it into some bushes he legged it. i got busted cos we were yonks away from the condo i was staying but the keg we had was safe til the next day. i got off scott free for being out drunk cos i was 18 and said in england i can drink so i thought i was ok to do the same here. cos it was spring break too i figure they were being pretty leniant. funny good times that. that was on st simons island, anyone on here from around there?
240, you must just mean the quarterbacks, some of them other fuckers look like 350-400lbs, and yeah a little bucktoothed british kid ain't gonna have what it takes to be called too violent
i wish i could show you my interpretation of 'too violent'.
and i don't have buckteeth, they're just a little squashed together and sticky-outy!
So........you aren't going to vote for my blog in the contest then Rokks? DAMNIT!
go on then, i removed my tan and gave you a tin. if you yanks want to pretend to play a sport instead of axually plaing one i'll support ya.
Yeah too violent...There is a mighty big difference between tackling some skinny 120 pound white boy and a 400 pound kid from the intercity that dreams of a pro contract.
A pro american football team would crush your tiny little rugby team. Hell, a defensive tackle starts off at 300 pounds and goes close to 400 pounds. That's a lot of beef coming at you with no pads on.
Yeah too violent...There is a mighty big difference between tackling some skinny 120 pound white boy and a 400 pound kid from the intercity that dreams of a pro contract.
A pro american football team would crush your tiny little rugby team.
Pfft. The american amateurs would be too busy doing victory dances and prancing for the cameras, while the pros down their 150th score. They'd also have difficulty understanding the referee, who isn't wiggling and waving around like a drunk giraffe on skates. Not to mention they'd all have to run around with pocket calculators, em...no, iPads (coz their kewl!1) trying to make sense of the "fucking god damn" metric system.
It's quite easy to see who's the winner. Rugby. Plain and simple.
EDIT: Also, rugby players don't need roids, that's for noobs (i.e. USArses).
Yeah too violent...There is a mighty big difference between tackling some skinny 120 pound white boy and a 400 pound kid from the intercity that dreams of a pro contract.
A pro american football team would crush your tiny little rugby team. Hell, a defensive tackle starts off at 300 pounds and goes close to 400 pounds. That's a lot of beef coming at you with no pads on.
This is all starting to sound a bit homoerotic...
As for your fantasy league shanus, im alright as i dont know about the game as its only played in america an im not american an therefore have no clue about it.
I'm abit more focused on antrim winning on sunday.
Are you using "Jesus christ" as an interjection or are you asking me directly?
Also, seanboy is spot on about this dumbass argument. Why do the moronic trolls like Ed, Tuoni, hell even mmateri, always seem to head this argument. Just let them circle jerk each other and ignore them already.
Also, seanboy is spot on about this dumbass argument. Why do the moronic trolls like Ed, Tuoni, hell even mmateri, always seem to head this argument. Just let them circle jerk each other and ignore them already.
Ah, I see you have self-appointed yourself as the TAN 'Posting Police.' Fuck you, douche-bag...
"Trolling - Somebody has to do it." So, we'll take care of it.
"Being a Douche." Your job.
BTW, at our next "Troll Circle Jerk" you have been elected, Pivot Man...
@Jeff: Packers will destroy Tony Homo in week 9.
@Seacocks: Preseason game only buddy, still a good game for 1 quarter though.
WHO WANTS IT MOAR?????
@Everyone else. Stop being the party poopers this game is the shit.
There is a good amount of luck in the game. You will have a pretty good chance. Just remember to fill in players that are injured or are not playing that week and you will be fine. The Yahoo is pretty good at keeping you up to date on whats what.
I have to admit I've been watching some hurling the past wee while. Quite like it. Rough as fuck though.
@ shanus
cool. I need something to replace my loss of love for soccerball. I'm gonna try to watch the weekly highlights on SkySports - whenever the fuck they're on over here. Should be interesting.
Listen to me, I'm a regular yanky beer-swiggler.
Can has cheerleader?
I have to admit I've been watching some hurling the past wee while. Quite like it. Rough as fuck though.
@ shanus
cool. I need something to replace my loss of love for soccerball. I'm gonna try to watch the weekly highlights on SkySports - whenever the fuck they're on over here. Should be interesting.
Listen to me, I'm a regular yanky beer-swiggler.
Can has cheerleader?
Somebody get this guy an American flag!
*tears up*
Ya know, us yanks don't ask much... only that you conform to all of our ideals, likes and interests. I am glad to see you have realized that resistance is futile!
I present you with one one(1) Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader:
Luckily we are more famous for the football than the girls, I guess Dallas is the other way around.
Luckily we are more famous for the football than the girls, I guess Dallas is the other way around.
uhhhh... how many rings does Green bay have? How many do the Cowboys have? ...kthxstfu
So, we actually have one of the best teams in the NFL and the hottest cheerleaders.
Helluva stadium though.
@Jeff, just messin with ya buddy. We will catch up, its only 2 measly rings LOL. And yes you got the best cheerleaders but Homo will bring the team down again.
Come on and play with us old man....
Also, seanboy is spot on about this dumbass argument. Why do the moronic trolls like Ed, Tuoni, hell even mmateri, always seem to head this argument. Just let them circle jerk each other and ignore them already.
Ah, I see you have self-appointed yourself as the TAN 'Posting Police.' Fuck you, douche-bag...
"Trolling - Somebody has to do it." So, we'll take care of it.
"Being a Douche." Your job.
BTW, at our next "Troll Circle Jerk" you have been elected, Pivot Man...
made me laugh
Also, seanboy is spot on about this dumbass argument. Why do the moronic trolls like Ed, Tuoni, hell even mmateri, always seem to head this argument. Just let them circle jerk each other and ignore them already.
Ah, I see you have self-appointed yourself as the TAN 'Posting Police.' Fuck you, douche-bag...
"Trolling - Somebody has to do it." So, we'll take care of it.
"Being a Douche." Your job.
BTW, at our next "Troll Circle Jerk" you have been elected, Pivot Man...
go go trollie! Nobody HAS to do it. Its just that assholes are usually good at it. Give it a rest Dock. Howz those nips of your sw chick?
@Shanus- joined!
@Fido- c'mon man, super informal. Just autopick draft and you'll have a decent team. Then we'll just watch who does best.
@Jaytop- yeah I know, but still looking forward to it. My boys are going to have another tough year...new coach...go Packers! They're going to be pretty damn good.
troooollllll
troooollllll
I hear the aim is to go all frenchy and pass the ball to the other team.
As for your fantasy league shanus, im alright as i dont know about the game as its only played in america an im not american an therefore have no clue about it.
I'm abit more focused on antrim winning on sunday.
Yeah, it's a pretty tired, lame argument. How'd Antrim do?
Kilkenny for the five-in-a-row
Fuck you.