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EdRoberts
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Lately, several of you GIRLY men have whined and cried due to excessive Butt-Hurt over a few of my comments...
Obviously, you have never read the TAN FAQ - probably due to being too stupid to find it; here it is in part:
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"For those of you completely new to the concept of a social news site, this is basically a place for people to share and discuss links to news items, places of interest from around the internet and to indiscriminately troll the fuck out of each other for lulz."
Nuff said?
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Thanks, Lith - I knew the Gays would stick by me... heh heh
Thanks, Lith - I knew the Gays would stick by me... heh heh
Gays might stick by you (whatever you mean by that), I on the other hand prefer some distance.
Gays might stick by you (whatever you mean by that), I on the other hand prefer some distance.
Give me a call, I will read it to you...may as well get hold of jschick, too, as I will no doubt have to read it to her, too... Jeez...
Give me a call, I will read it to you...may as well get hold of jschick, too, as I will no doubt have to read it to her, too... Jeez...
Gays might stick by you (whatever you mean by that), I on the other hand prefer some distance.
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I think a manly handshake will do...
Gays might stick by you (whatever you mean by that), I on the other hand prefer some distance.
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I think a manly handshake will do...
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Not to sound overly Gay, but I miss Nova - he livened the place up...
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Not to sound overly Gay, but I miss Nova - he livened the place up...
Fuckstick isn't bright enough to be Nova - nor as entertaining... I would read it if I were you - you will find it a complete waste of your time...
Edit: I'm too lazy to write it backwards - besides, it worries me that then, jschick would read it...
Fuckstick isn't bright enough to be Nova - nor as entertaining... I would read it if I were you - you will find it a complete waste of your time...
Edit: I'm too lazy to write it backwards - besides, it worries me that then, jschick would read it...
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Ahem, somehow, Dark, I find it 'odd' that you have a fixation with primate penis... Just sayin'
Ahem, somehow, Dark, I find it 'odd' that you have a fixation with primate penis... Just sayin'
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well I found a primitive beast translator on google, and this is what comes up when I copy and paste your derp and hit translate.
well I found a primitive beast translator on google, and this is what comes up when I copy and paste your derp and hit translate.
PRIMATE - not "primitive" ya fuckin' moron... And you accuse ME of derp? Good one...
PRIMATE - not "primitive" ya fuckin' moron... And you accuse ME of derp? Good one...
I resist stating the obvious...
I resist stating the obvious...
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Nova atleast brings a few laughs and gets people all riled up nicely. Nobody gives a fuck about Ed's flogging slave. If he's a gimmick of Nova's, it was lazy, very, very, lazy.
Nova atleast brings a few laughs and gets people all riled up nicely. Nobody gives a fuck about Ed's flogging slave. If he's a gimmick of Nova's, it was lazy, very, very, lazy.
Poof, I think the word you are searching for is, "SockPuppet"
Poof, I think the word you are searching for is, "SockPuppet"
Poof, I think the word you are searching for is, "SockPuppet"
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So you WERE shoving your hand up his ass and making him produce strange faces!
Poof, I think the word you are searching for is, "SockPuppet"
So you WERE shoving your hand up his ass and making him produce strange faces!
As for Ed, me scrolling all the way down to see this bunch of content-less rabble is another minute of my life wasted. As always you make it a sport to point out how useless you are on TAN :) If anything, you're Wolffe's sockpuppet. As for the girlyness, I'll take that as a compliment. At least it gives me a marginally balanced understanding of the world, compared to your redneck fantasy. Take your poop, piss, blowjob jokes and go restart shoutwire or something?
And if you need help with the constant butthurt, ask proof. He's had it since the start, maybe he knows how to deal with it. Just for the love of god stop trying to troll the science discussions ;) To troll science you need to understand science, something you've proven you're just not cut out for.
As for Ed, me scrolling all the way down to see this bunch of content-less rabble is another minute of my life wasted. As always you make it a sport to point out how useless you are on TAN
And if you need help with the constant butthurt, ask proof. He's had it since the start, maybe he knows how to deal with it. Just for the love of god stop trying to troll the science discussions
Gay
Gay
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Nova is still in Ed's basement ofc...
Nova is still in Ed's basement ofc...
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That's okay - think nothing of it...
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That's okay - think nothing of it...
Poof, I think the word you are searching for is, "CockPuppet"
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Poof, I think the word you are searching for is, "CockPuppet"
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Ed's latest hobby. It consists of even more attention whoring, and an even lower quality of trolling.
Ed's latest hobby. It consists of even more attention whoring, and an even lower quality of trolling.
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Hey! YOU wrote the FAQ, asshole! I just be quoting you... Just sayin' heh heh
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@ BIG: - -
Hey! YOU wrote the FAQ, asshole! I just be quoting you... Just sayin' heh heh
Some people...
Some people...
Cry to Big, bitch - he wrote the FAQ, not me... I'm just pointing out that girls like you are whiny cunts... It's like my duty or something.
Cry to Big, bitch - he wrote the FAQ, not me... I'm just pointing out that girls like you are whiny cunts... It's like my duty or something.
Oh, you called me a name - I think I'm going to cry now - I'm such a girl...I can't take it... Oh, I'm sorry - that's YOU, and your momma-boy friends...
Get a sense of humor, dip-shit; get out of your mommy's basement; stop wearing your sister's panty on your head and grow a pair. In other words - man-up, bitch.
Oh, you called me a name - I think I'm going to cry now - I'm such a girl...I can't take it... Oh, I'm sorry - that's YOU, and your momma-boy friends...
Get a sense of humor, dip-shit; get out of your mommy's basement; stop wearing your sister's panty on your head and grow a pair. In other words - man-up, bitch.
I hate having to do Nova's work - I wonder where he is?..
I hate having to do Nova's work - I wonder where he is?..
Oh, you called me a name - I think I'm going to cry now - I'm such a girl...I can't take it... Oh, I'm sorry - that's YOU, and your momma-boy friends...
Get a sense of humor, dip-shit; get out of your mommy's basement; stop wearing your sister's panty on your head and grow a pair. In other words - man-up, bitch.
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no edroberts, don't go back to boring troll!
Oh, you called me a name - I think I'm going to cry now - I'm such a girl...I can't take it... Oh, I'm sorry - that's YOU, and your momma-boy friends...
Get a sense of humor, dip-shit; get out of your mommy's basement; stop wearing your sister's panty on your head and grow a pair. In other words - man-up, bitch.
no edroberts, don't go back to boring troll!
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Attention whore is attention whoring, I guess.
Attention whore is attention whoring, I guess.
You don't fool anyone, godboy. You're stupid, not a troll.
You don't fool anyone, godboy. You're stupid, not a troll.
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fix'd the broken link for ya
fix'd the broken link for ya
You don't fool anyone, godboy. You're stupid, not a troll.
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Well, guess you've got me there, since you are the true, superior TAN intellect.
You don't fool anyone, godboy. You're stupid, not a troll.
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Well, guess you've got me there, since you are the true, superior TAN intellect.
Attention whore is attention whoring, I guess.
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"flail around like a rabbit caught in the headlights" - that doesn't even begin to make sense. If you're going to fuck up metaphors, I'm afraid I can no longer take you seriously.
Attention whore is attention whoring, I guess.
"flail around like a rabbit caught in the headlights" - that doesn't even begin to make sense. If you're going to fuck up metaphors, I'm afraid I can no longer take you seriously.
No, that wasn't a question.
No, that wasn't a question.
@ Scob:
@ Scob:
Scob: - - get back to us when you two decide, genius.
Scob: - - get back to us when you two decide, genius.
Scob: - - get back to us when you two decide, genius.
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you fucking pussy, did you just tell your girlfriend to finish the fight for you. Fag.
Scob: - - get back to us when you two decide, genius.
you fucking pussy, did you just tell your girlfriend to finish the fight for you. Fag.
But, but, Scob - -
But, but, Scob - -
I'm even beginning to suspect that you TANed this...
I'm even beginning to suspect that you TANed this...
You're better when you're projecting your belief that I'm intellectually superior to you, at least that's based in reality.
You're better when you're projecting your belief that I'm intellectually superior to you, at least that's based in reality.
Hahaha - you be a funny guy...
Hahaha - you be a funny guy...
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You're better when you're projecting your belief that I'm intellectually superior to you, at least that's based in reality.
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Ah, hmmmm, I hate to mimic Fido - but it's 'a LOSS for words' not "lost," Ya fuckin' moron... But, you just keep right on telling me how fucking intelligent you is.
You're better when you're projecting your belief that I'm intellectually superior to you, at least that's based in reality.
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Ah, hmmmm, I hate to mimic Fido - but it's 'a LOSS for words' not "lost," Ya fuckin' moron... But, you just keep right on telling me how fucking intelligent you is.
Of course Scob was the fucking LOSER who in another thread, called me stupid, then used the word "irregardless" - - THEN, was such a loser cunt, that he erased his own comment in a juvenile attempt to not look like the complete asshole he is... Hahahahahahaha
Of course Scob was the fucking LOSER who in another thread, called me stupid, then used the word "irregardless" - - THEN, was such a loser cunt, that he erased his own comment in a juvenile attempt to not look like the complete asshole he is... Hahahahahahaha
Me:
Scob (Scrotum):
Me:
Scob (Scrotum):
[quote user=EdRoberts] [quote user=Scobiewan]You're better when you're projecting your belief that I'm intellectually superior to you, at least that's based in reality.[/quote]
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Ah, hmmmm, I hate to mimic Fido - but it's 'a LOSS for words' not "lost," Ya fuckin' moron... But, you just keep right on telling me how fucking intelligent you is.
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In this sentence, it really, really isn't. If you can't understand basic sentence structures, it's not my fault. Make sure to keep pointing out things you think are wrong though, it's some of the funniest things you write.
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Of course Scob was the fucking LOSER who in another thread, called me stupid, then used the word "irregardless" - - THEN, was such a loser cunt, that he erased his own comment in a juvenile attempt to not look like the complete asshole he is... Hahahahahahaha
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You can repeat this all you want, but the proof is there, you provided it by quoting me. Everyone that read that thread can understand this, except you. In fact, I think you must understand it, which is why you wrote me this love letter. Cute. Pathetic, but cute.
Just to recap: you're bitching about me saying what I want in a bitch blog about people who are bitching, while letting me hijack your thread.
You're a genius troll.
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Ah, hmmmm, I hate to mimic Fido - but it's 'a LOSS for words' not "lost," Ya fuckin' moron... But, you just keep right on telling me how fucking intelligent you is.
In this sentence, it really, really isn't. If you can't understand basic sentence structures, it's not my fault. Make sure to keep pointing out things you think are wrong though, it's some of the funniest things you write.
Of course Scob was the fucking LOSER who in another thread, called me stupid, then used the word "irregardless" - - THEN, was such a loser cunt, that he erased his own comment in a juvenile attempt to not look like the complete asshole he is... Hahahahahahaha
You can repeat this all you want, but the proof is there, you provided it by quoting me. Everyone that read that thread can understand this, except you. In fact, I think you must understand it, which is why you wrote me this love letter. Cute. Pathetic, but cute.
Just to recap: you're bitching about me saying what I want in a bitch blog about people who are bitching, while letting me hijack your thread.
You're a genius troll.
Ah, Scrotum - you be sooooo sad - -
Ah, Scrotum - you be sooooo sad - -
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Sure, if you're a dumb-ass, and ignore common usage.
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Sure, if you're a dumb-ass, and ignore common usage.
Scrotum quotes from a 'Fairytale' Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
Man, you are a funny guy!
I have NEVER heard that dumb fucking phrase used, except by you... THAT, says it all...
Every INTELLIGENT, literate person I have ever heard, uses, "I'm at a LOSS for words." So, fuck off, moron...
Scrotum quotes from a 'Fairytale' Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
Man, you are a funny guy!
I have NEVER heard that dumb fucking phrase used, except by you... THAT, says it all...
Every INTELLIGENT, literate person I have ever heard, uses, "I'm at a LOSS for words." So, fuck off, moron...
Every INTELLIGENT, literate person I have ever heard, uses, "I'm at a LOSS for words." So, fuck off, moron...
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It's abundantly obvious that you don't listen to intelligent people.
This is a bit earlier than I'd expected, but...
Hey, bunny rabbit, what are you doing in the middle of the road?
Stop staring at the lights, move!
Oh, you're going left...
then right..then...
...awww, I ran you over.
Every INTELLIGENT, literate person I have ever heard, uses, "I'm at a LOSS for words." So, fuck off, moron...
It's abundantly obvious that you don't listen to intelligent people.
This is a bit earlier than I'd expected, but...
Hey, bunny rabbit, what are you doing in the middle of the road?
Stop staring at the lights, move!
Oh, you're going left...
then right..then...
...awww, I ran you over.
Derp repeated is - sadly - still Derp.
Derp repeated is - sadly - still Derp.
"at a loss for words" is an idiom and requires the preposition and article at the beginning of the phrase to be correctly executed in social speech.
scobie has you consistently making a complete fool of yourself, chimp. sometimes just by forcing you to backpeddle, which you do with such a level of fierce stupidity that it could rival the performance of special olympics athletes. it's fantastic.
congrats, edroberts. everyone is continuing to see just what an incredible failure you are. not a troll, barely a contributor, just a vat of the same bad recycled adolescent burns and gags. i hate to admit it, but i'd take nova over you at this point. at least he had some ideas and opinions outside of panty-sniffing and sarah palin and incest and muslim-bashing.
"at a loss for words" is an idiom and requires the preposition and article at the beginning of the phrase to be correctly executed in social speech.
scobie has you consistently making a complete fool of yourself, chimp. sometimes just by forcing you to backpeddle, which you do with such a level of fierce stupidity that it could rival the performance of special olympics athletes. it's fantastic.
congrats, edroberts. everyone is continuing to see just what an incredible failure you are. not a troll, barely a contributor, just a vat of the same bad recycled adolescent burns and gags. i hate to admit it, but i'd take nova over you at this point. at least he had some ideas and opinions outside of panty-sniffing and sarah palin and incest and muslim-bashing.
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The depilatory fumes are getting to you, ya dumb cunt...go back to shaving your silly snatch and hurting yourself trying to kiss your own ass...
You and Scob, can take your "Irregardless" bullshit grammar argument and fuck each other up the ass with it. Oh, and in the above bullshit post, you kinda fucked up some grammar yourself... Just sayin'
At first, I naturally assumed you wrote it for comic relief - but then I recalled that you suffer from terminal dumb-ass, Queen Beeism and Pathetic Attention Whorism...
But, I love you anyway.
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The depilatory fumes are getting to you, ya dumb cunt...go back to shaving your silly snatch and hurting yourself trying to kiss your own ass...
You and Scob, can take your "Irregardless" bullshit grammar argument and fuck each other up the ass with it. Oh, and in the above bullshit post, you kinda fucked up some grammar yourself... Just sayin'
At first, I naturally assumed you wrote it for comic relief - but then I recalled that you suffer from terminal dumb-ass, Queen Beeism and Pathetic Attention Whorism...
But, I love you anyway.
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I just checked, Jesus forgives you, too... heh heh
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I just checked, Jesus forgives you, too... heh heh
I think Jesus loves you, too - - but will insist on wearing a condom... I see His point there...
Edit: I just asked. Jesus says even He can't cure what your funky cunt has...
I think Jesus loves you, too - - but will insist on wearing a condom... I see His point there...
Edit: I just asked. Jesus says even He can't cure what your funky cunt has...
Which, as it turns out, is a lot of work...
Which, as it turns out, is a lot of work...
first and foremost, jesus is dead, he died quite a while ago. dead guys don't have opinions. see also: santa isn't real, there's no monster under your bed, and your pet fish "wolffie" definitely doesn't understand how you feel or appreciate you showing it your penis several times a day.
i applaud your active imagination, but i fear it's a direct result of your slow but sure descent into schizophrenic ramblings. possibly multiple personality disorder. do you experience any depression? thoughts of self-harm? have you ever been arrested or face possible future lockup for your behaviors?
... nah, that's wistful thinking, i'll admit. in seriousness:
please take your meds before tan becomes one big mess of you talking to yourself, comment after comment, muttering about your religious insanity and incestuous temptations.
first and foremost, jesus is dead, he died quite a while ago. dead guys don't have opinions. see also: santa isn't real, there's no monster under your bed, and your pet fish "wolffie" definitely doesn't understand how you feel or appreciate you showing it your penis several times a day.
i applaud your active imagination, but i fear it's a direct result of your slow but sure descent into schizophrenic ramblings. possibly multiple personality disorder. do you experience any depression? thoughts of self-harm? have you ever been arrested or face possible future lockup for your behaviors?
... nah, that's wistful thinking, i'll admit. in seriousness:
please take your meds before tan becomes one big mess of you talking to yourself, comment after comment, muttering about your religious insanity and incestuous temptations.
Thank you Jeuxstine, I knew you loved me too, but just have trouble expressing love to a man... We both know in our hearts that were we in prison together - although it would take a long time - you would in the end, be my prison bitch...the shower room sex would be awesome - but you know that.
Lately, I and the rest of your TAN brothers note that you have been venting a lot of pent-up hate; but we want you to know we are there for you...and therefore, I have contacted my prayer group and we have decided to pray for you at our next meeting - right before the orgy.
BTW, your new avatar is a huge improvement - the first thing I thought of when I saw it was that this must be the exact expression upon the face of your last female sexual conquest, upon seeing your shaved cooter fresh from the beauty shop...tell her to give it a big, wet kiss for me.
"Irregardless" ('regardless' for the literate among us) looking forward to your next adoring missive - as I get a bit of a thrill in the groin area reading between the lines. Kisses.
Thank you Jeuxstine, I knew you loved me too, but just have trouble expressing love to a man... We both know in our hearts that were we in prison together - although it would take a long time - you would in the end, be my prison bitch...the shower room sex would be awesome - but you know that.
Lately, I and the rest of your TAN brothers note that you have been venting a lot of pent-up hate; but we want you to know we are there for you...and therefore, I have contacted my prayer group and we have decided to pray for you at our next meeting - right before the orgy.
BTW, your new avatar is a huge improvement - the first thing I thought of when I saw it was that this must be the exact expression upon the face of your last female sexual conquest, upon seeing your shaved cooter fresh from the beauty shop...tell her to give it a big, wet kiss for me.
"Irregardless" ('regardless' for the literate among us) looking forward to your next adoring missive - as I get a bit of a thrill in the groin area reading between the lines. Kisses.
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I think it important that we discuss the TAN FAQ...
If there were more LULZ and fewer 'Tight Asses' on here, there might be more people...
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I think it important that we discuss the TAN FAQ...
If there were more LULZ and fewer 'Tight Asses' on here, there might be more people...
#edroberts: the chat where the only thing lamer then eddy boys incest jokes are the pictures of his tiny, limp wang he spams without prejudice.
#edroberts: the chat where the only thing lamer then eddy boys incest jokes are the pictures of his tiny, limp wang he spams without prejudice.
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You just have to make a real effort to become even semi-competent at jocular repartee... I'm rooting for ya!!!!
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You just have to make a real effort to become even semi-competent at jocular repartee... I'm rooting for ya!!!!
Your lunch?
Your lunch?