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make chat work for android, its all fuckered

i aint control that

man, you do a great job. I may not play around here like I used too, but it is still my homepage. Yer also still my hero. You and Phil.

[quote user=mmateri] make chat work for android, its all fuckered
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just find a free IRC chat program and enter #thisaintnews as your chat room.

doophus. thems be fightin' werds btw

[quote user=mmateri] make chat work for android, its all fuckered
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AndroIRC works fine for me.

i don't know how to do things like that

shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanus. . . . thought you said you were gonna place your bet on Forums. . . ? 

I don't see it. I already put my bet money in advance to TAN. Win or lose. I'm overdue anyways. 


btw. biggles. I was thinking adding something to your lotto thing. 2nd and 3rd place get TAN caps from me. except here's the catch. we're going to have to work something out on the shipping. whatever the post office charges exactly (no handling charge or hidden fee etc. I'll provide receipts) or If i can secure an even cheaper method. The Flexfit hat, embroidery, labor, handling all on me. 

2nd place gets an TAN hat with custom message or logo the rear of the cap. 
3rd just a plain TAN hat. 
 

I still need to upload the rest of the shit I did on TAN. Not sure if it's significant or not but yeah.

Good shit on the mobile version.

[quote user=mmateri] i don't know how to do things like that
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You dont know how to install a mobile app? sheesh. End users in this decade, I swear are just getting noobier each passing year

[quote user=Scumbag] [quote user=mmateri]i don't know how to do things like that[/quote]

You dont know how to install a mobile app? sheesh. End users in this decade, I swear are just getting noobier each passing year
[/quote]

the only reason i got this fancy phone was so when i'm out working i don't need to bring my computer with me to check my email, and watch movies and shit..........its far fancier than i deserve, but it was free with my contract so i just pulled the trigger.......its not like there's a pre-requisite for purchasing new technology lol

[quote user=pimppapy] shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanus. . . . thought you said you were gonna place your bet on Forums. . . ? 

I don't see it. I already put my bet money in advance to TAN. Win or lose. I'm overdue anyways. 


btw. biggles. I was thinking adding something to your lotto thing. 2nd and 3rd place get TAN caps from me. except here's the catch. we're going to have to work something out on the shipping. whatever the post office charges exactly (no handling charge or hidden fee etc. I'll provide receipts) or If i can secure an even cheaper method. The Flexfit hat, embroidery, labor, handling all on me. 

2nd place gets an TAN hat with custom message or logo the rear of the cap. 
3rd just a plain TAN hat. 
 
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I was just waiting for you to accept it.......

Bet is posted.

I'll kick some greenbacks down soon......

[quote user=mmateri]
its not like there's a pre-requisite for purchasing new technology lol
[/quote]

There should be, because....

What bet?

[quote user=n0body] What bet?
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dunno, but tan bets are never good news lol

^hahaha, you never paid up did you? Now your flush with cash you can pay up, or donate it to bigs for 10 minutes of TAN leasing

[quote user=Scumbag] ^hahaha, you never paid up did you? Now your flush with cash you can pay up, or donate it to bigs for 10 minutes of TAN leasing
[/quote]

i donated 50 bucks to tan, ain't not giving no more than that

you'll be glad to know i have the mobile detection/theme selection/individual caching sorted now. so all i gotta do is make the templates. easy as. though tedious. anyway, as you were

How did you do it? ^

I did this:

?> [/quote]

and the opposite on the mobile version of the site  (which is just basically a folder to direct to that includes the same shit, different template)  when desktop is detected which will redirect away from the mobile version to the desktop version.

^Wow, you did a couple of this/then/else statements? Truly a master programmer

I'm more interested in how big's done it than showing programmer e-peen, you tosspot. Since big is a way better programmer than me it's always a good idea to ask other, better, programmers. Otherwise, how the fuck do you learn?

long story, goes a lil something like this...

here's some background music
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cYQV62WhkM[/video]

every page load runs cache_check which checks if a user gets a cached page or not, in this sub i check if the user has a mobile cookie, if not then run detect_mobile.

in cache_key, which generates the cache key of a page append if the user is a mobile or not, so there's seperate cached pages for mobile and none mobile users.

crafted a $c->mobile function that checks if a user is a mobile user and if a page can be mobile by checking an attribute in the controller

overwrote view->proccess so that if a user is a mobile user on a mobile page then they get the mobile theme

mobile detection stuff is stolen code that i wrote back when i worked at the MEN.

#### cacheing shit

sub check_cache{
    my $c = shift;

    if ( !$c->req->cookie('mobile') ){
        $c->forward('/mobile/detect_mobile');
    }

    #edited
}

__PACKAGE__->config( name => 'TAN', 
    'Plugin::PageCache' => {
        'cache_hook' => 'check_cache',
        'disable_index' => 0, 
        'key_maker' => sub {
            my $c = shift;
            my $path = $c->req->path || 'index';
            return "/${path}" . $c->nsfw . $c->mobile;
        },
        'no_expire' => 0,
    }
);

#### user is a mobile user on a mobile page

sub mobile{
    my ( $c ) = @_;

    my $action = $c->action;
    my $mobile_allowed;
    if ( $c->controller( $action->namespace )->can('_mobile') ){
        $mobile_allowed = $c->controller( $action->namespace )->_mobile->{ $action->name };
    }

    if ( !$mobile_allowed ){
        return 0;
    }

    my $mobile_user =  
        $c->stash->{'mobile_switch'} 
        || ( 
            $c->req->cookie('mobile') 
            && $c->req->cookie('mobile')->value == 1 
        ); 

    return $mobile_user;
}

#### controller example

package TAN::Controller::Index;
use Moose;
use namespace::autoclean;

BEGIN { extends 'Catalyst::Controller'; }

#this is the atribute
has '_mobile' => (
    'is' => 'ro',
    'isa' => 'HashRef',
    'default' => sub{
        return {'index' => 1};
    },
);

sub index :Path Args(2) {
    #edited
}

__PACKAGE__->meta->make_immutable;

#### end controller

#### view stuff

sub process{
    my ( $self, $c ) = @_;

    #set this here and not in config so we can use correct theme
    $self->include_path( [
        $c->path_to( 'root', 'templates', 'shared' ),
        $c->path_to( 'root', 'templates', $c->stash->{'theme_settings'}->{'name'} ),
    ] );

    $self->next::method( $c );
}

#### mobile detection

package TAN::Controller::Mobile;
use Moose;
use namespace::autoclean;

BEGIN { extends 'Catalyst::Controller'; }

my @mobile_uas = (
    "midp", "j2me", "avantg", "docomo", "novarra", "palmos", "palmsource",
    "240x320", "opwv", "chtml", "pda", "windows\ ce", "mmp\/", "blackberry",
    "mib\/", "symbian", "wireless", "nokia", "hand", "mobi", "phone", "cdm",
    "up\.b", "audio", "SIE\-", "SEC\-", "samsung", "HTC", "mot\-", "mitsu",
    "sagem","sony", "alcatel", "lg", "erics", "vx", "NEC", "philips", "mmm",
    "xx", "panasonic", "sharp", "wap", "sch", "rover", "pocket", "benq", "java",
    "pt", "pg", "vox", "amoi", "bird", "compal", "kg", "voda", "sany", "kdd",
    "dbt", "sendo", "sgh", "gradi", "jb", "\\d\\d\\di", "moto"
);
my @patterns = map {qr/$_/i} @mobile_uas;
my $r2 = qr/(iPad|MSIE(?!.*(IEMobile|Windows\ CE|symbian|smartphone)\b))/i;

sub detect_mobile: Private{
    my( $self, $c ) = @_;
    my $ua = $c->req->user_agent;
    
    #return if this has already ran
    return if ( defined( $c->stash->{'mobile_switch'} ) );

    #set this so set_mobile doesn't redirect us anywhere
    $c->stash->{'mobile_return'} = 1;

    if ( defined($ua) && $ua !~ /$r2/ ) {
        foreach my $pattern (@patterns) {
            if ($ua =~ /$pattern/) {
                $c->forward('set_mobile', [1]);
                return;
            }
        }
    }

    $c->forward('set_mobile', [0]);
    return;
}

sub set_mobile: Local{
    my( $self, $c, $value) = @_;

    if ( defined($value) ) {
    #if we have a value, set the cookie to this value
        $c->res->cookies->{'mobile'} = {value => $value};
        $c->stash->{'mobile_switch'} = $value;
    } else {
    #else force mobile cookie
        $c->res->cookies->{'mobile'} = {value => 1};
        $c->stash->{'mobile_switch'} = 1;
    }

    # if we're called from detect_mobile return here
    if ( defined($c->stash->{'mobile_return'}) ){
        # if you come direct to this sub with no cookies
        # then mobile_return is still in the stash from the detection (ran in auto)
        # and you end up on this page with a no template found error
        # lets unset this here
        $c->stash->{'mobile_return'} = undef;
        return;
    }

    my $redirect_to = $c->req->referer || '/';
    $c->res->redirect($redirect_to);
    $c->detach();
}

__PACKAGE__->meta->make_immutable;

#### cacheing shit

sub check_cache{
    my $c = shift;

    if ( !$c->req->cookie('mobile') ){
        $c->forward('/mobile/detect_mobile');
    }

    #edited
}

__PACKAGE__->config( name => 'TAN', 
    'Plugin::PageCache' => {
        'cache_hook' => 'check_cache',
        'disable_index' => 0, 
        'key_maker' => sub {
            my $c = shift;
            my $path = $c->req->path || 'index';
            return "/${path}" . $c->nsfw . $c->mobile;
        },
        'no_expire' => 0,
    }
);

#### user is a mobile user on a mobile page

sub mobile{
    my ( $c ) = @_;

    my $action = $c->action;
    my $mobile_allowed;
    if ( $c->controller( $action->namespace )->can('_mobile') ){
        $mobile_allowed = $c->controller( $action->namespace )->_mobile->{ $action->name };
    }

    if ( !$mobile_allowed ){
        return 0;
    }

    my $mobile_user =  
        $c->stash->{'mobile_switch'} 
        || ( 
            $c->req->cookie('mobile') 
            && $c->req->cookie('mobile')->value == 1 
        ); 

    return $mobile_user;
}

#### controller example

package TAN::Controller::Index;
use Moose;
use namespace::autoclean;

BEGIN { extends 'Catalyst::Controller'; }

#this is the atribute
has '_mobile' => (
    'is' => 'ro',
    'isa' => 'HashRef',
    'default' => sub{
        return {'index' => 1};
    },
);

sub index :Path Args(2) {
    #edited
}

__PACKAGE__->meta->make_immutable;

#### end controller

#### view stuff

sub process{
    my ( $self, $c ) = @_;

    #set this here and not in config so we can use correct theme
    $self->include_path( [
        $c->path_to( 'root', 'templates', 'shared' ),
        $c->path_to( 'root', 'templates', $c->stash->{'theme_settings'}->{'name'} ),
    ] );

    $self->next::method( $c );
}

#### mobile detection

package TAN::Controller::Mobile;
use Moose;
use namespace::autoclean;

BEGIN { extends 'Catalyst::Controller'; }

my @mobile_uas = (
    "midp", "j2me", "avantg", "docomo", "novarra", "palmos", "palmsource",
    "240x320", "opwv", "chtml", "pda", "windows\ ce", "mmp\/", "blackberry",
    "mib\/", "symbian", "wireless", "nokia", "hand", "mobi", "phone", "cdm",
    "up\.b", "audio", "SIE\-", "SEC\-", "samsung", "HTC", "mot\-", "mitsu",
    "sagem","sony", "alcatel", "lg", "erics", "vx", "NEC", "philips", "mmm",
    "xx", "panasonic", "sharp", "wap", "sch", "rover", "pocket", "benq", "java",
    "pt", "pg", "vox", "amoi", "bird", "compal", "kg", "voda", "sany", "kdd",
    "dbt", "sendo", "sgh", "gradi", "jb", "\\d\\d\\di", "moto"
);
my @patterns = map {qr/$_/i} @mobile_uas;
my $r2 = qr/(iPad|MSIE(?!.*(IEMobile|Windows\ CE|symbian|smartphone)\b))/i;

sub detect_mobile: Private{
    my( $self, $c ) = @_;
    my $ua = $c->req->user_agent;
    
    #return if this has already ran
    return if ( defined( $c->stash->{'mobile_switch'} ) );

    #set this so set_mobile doesn't redirect us anywhere
    $c->stash->{'mobile_return'} = 1;

    if ( defined($ua) && $ua !~ /$r2/ ) {
        foreach my $pattern (@patterns) {
            if ($ua =~ /$pattern/) {
                $c->forward('set_mobile', [1]);
                return;
            }
        }
    }

    $c->forward('set_mobile', [0]);
    return;
}

sub set_mobile: Local{
    my( $self, $c, $value) = @_;

    if ( defined($value) ) {
    #if we have a value, set the cookie to this value
        $c->res->cookies->{'mobile'} = {value => $value};
        $c->stash->{'mobile_switch'} = $value;
    } else {
    #else force mobile cookie
        $c->res->cookies->{'mobile'} = {value => 1};
        $c->stash->{'mobile_switch'} = 1;
    }

    # if we're called from detect_mobile return here
    if ( defined($c->stash->{'mobile_return'}) ){
        # if you come direct to this sub with no cookies
        # then mobile_return is still in the stash from the detection (ran in auto)
        # and you end up on this page with a no template found error
        # lets unset this here
        $c->stash->{'mobile_return'} = undef;
        return;
    }

    my $redirect_to = $c->req->referer || '/';
    $c->res->redirect($redirect_to);
    $c->detach();
}

__PACKAGE__->meta->make_immutable;

As I suspected. Your way > my way.

Just dropped a phat £20 on this place. We should be good for the next few years now. You can all thank me for that.

[quote user=Matt2k35] Just dropped a phat £20 on this place. We should be good for the next few years now. You can all thank me for that.
[/quote]

safe as fuck. i think there's loads of money now, i'll check

[quote user=Matt2k35] Just dropped a phat £20 on this place. We should be good for the next few years now. You can all thank me for that.
[/quote]

safe, there's 94.73gbp in the bank, plus another 50gbp from me and a massive 7.73usd from the ads. so we should be good till april.

You'll be seeing a large donation from me in a couple months, got some other real-world shit to take care of then TAN will live on for quite a bit longer.

Whoa whoa, how much from the ads? $7, we're minted!