So the other day I was on a crowded bus. There was a couple sat just in front of me discussing that new Chernobyl Diaries movie. Bored, I was vaguely listening in to their conversation when I heard the guy say to his girlfriend "I felt the foreshadowing was a bit heavyhanded". All I could think was, damn that was probably the best critique I'll ever hear on a bus.
Later that night I was walking down the street when two guys walk past seeming somewhat drunk and angry and the only thing I heard was "I will have respite! somebody dies tonight". I can only imagine he was on his way to the Victorian era for a flintlock pistol duel.
Finally I was in a Subway (the sandwich shop not the transportation infrastructure) where some dumb chav bitch ordered a "meatball marijuana"
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