My mom once put a pair of my jeans in the washing machine with a bag of weed in the pocket. When she took the clothes out she found the bag of weed in the bottom of the washing machine so she left it out on the kitchen table with a note saying "sorry I put your weed through the wash, I hope it's still ok" ah what a lovely lady she is.
My mom once put a pair of my jeans in the washing machine with a bag of weed in the pocket. When she took the clothes out she found the bag of weed in the bottom of the washing machine so she left it out on the kitchen table with a note saying "sorry I put your weed through the wash, I hope it's still ok" ah what a lovely lady she is.
[quote user=MyOwnFlag] My mom once put a pair of my jeans in the washing machine with a bag of weed in the pocket. When she took the clothes out she found the bag of weed in the bottom of the washing machine so she left it out on the kitchen table with a note saying "sorry I put your weed through the wash, I hope it's still ok" ah what a lovely lady she is. [/quote]
she should have turned you into the cops- you fucking criminal
MyOwnFlag wrote:
My mom once put a pair of my jeans in the washing machine with a bag of weed in the pocket. When she took the clothes out she found the bag of weed in the bottom of the washing machine so she left it out on the kitchen table with a note saying "sorry I put your weed through the wash, I hope it's still ok" ah what a lovely lady she is.
she should have turned you into the cops- you fucking criminal
[quote user=MyOwnFlag] My mom once put a pair of my jeans in the washing machine with a bag of weed in the pocket. When she took the clothes out she found the bag of weed in the bottom of the washing machine so she left it out on the kitchen table with a note saying "sorry I put your weed through the wash, I hope it's still ok" ah what a lovely lady she is. [/quote]
lol awesome. so awesome i was looking for the "like" button...
MyOwnFlag wrote:
My mom once put a pair of my jeans in the washing machine with a bag of weed in the pocket. When she took the clothes out she found the bag of weed in the bottom of the washing machine so she left it out on the kitchen table with a note saying "sorry I put your weed through the wash, I hope it's still ok" ah what a lovely lady she is.
lol awesome. so awesome i was looking for the "like" button...
[quote user=n0body] [quote user=MyOwnFlag]ah what a lovely lady she is.[/quote]
lol awesome. so awesome i was looking for the "like" button... [/quote]
lol...my mom cried (out of guilt) the first time she smoked weed with me. thing is, it wasn't even my weed. it was hers. i don't really even smoke weed.
n0body wrote:
MyOwnFlag wrote:
ah what a lovely lady she is.
lol awesome. so awesome i was looking for the "like" button...
lol...my mom cried (out of guilt) the first time she smoked weed with me. thing is, it wasn't even my weed. it was hers. i don't really even smoke weed.
ah what a lovely lady she is.
ah what a lovely lady she is.
ah what a lovely lady she is.
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she should have turned you into the cops- you fucking criminal
ah what a lovely lady she is.
she should have turned you into the cops- you fucking criminal
Takes on a whole new level of Epic Win if Ashley is a dude...
Takes on a whole new level of Epic Win if Ashley is a dude...
also, condoms ruin sex anyway. get an IUD and creampie that shit like a fucking man.
also, condoms ruin sex anyway. get an IUD and creampie that shit like a fucking man.
ah what a lovely lady she is.
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lol awesome. so awesome i was looking for the "like" button...
ah what a lovely lady she is.
lol awesome. so awesome i was looking for the "like" button...
lol awesome. so awesome i was looking for the "like" button...
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lol...my mom cried (out of guilt) the first time she smoked weed with me.
thing is, it wasn't even my weed. it was hers. i don't really even smoke weed.
lol awesome. so awesome i was looking for the "like" button...
lol...my mom cried (out of guilt) the first time she smoked weed with me.
thing is, it wasn't even my weed. it was hers. i don't really even smoke weed.