Bacon is the meat of men. This is why the towelheads are all actually women. They refuse to accept their golden-browned fried bacon needs that make them true men. Some day, they may wisen. Some day...
Bacon is the meat of men. This is why the towelheads are all actually women. They refuse to accept their golden-browned fried bacon needs that make them true men. Some day, they may wisen. Some day...
[quote user=proofinlife] Bacon is the meat of men. This is why the towelheads are all actually women. They refuse to accept their golden-browned fried bacon needs that make them true men. Some day, they may wisen. Some day... [/quote]
actually . . . Steak is the meat of men. Women like fattening things, like Ice cream, Chocolate & and in a bearded womans case, Bacon.
proofinlife wrote:
Bacon is the meat of men. This is why the towelheads are all actually women. They refuse to accept their golden-browned fried bacon needs that make them true men. Some day, they may wisen. Some day...
actually . . . Steak is the meat of men. Women like fattening things, like Ice cream, Chocolate & and in a bearded womans case, Bacon.
[quote user=pimppapy] [quote user=proofinlife]Bacon is the meat of men. This is why the towelheads are all actually women. They refuse to accept their golden-browned fried bacon needs that make them true men. Some day, they may wisen. Some day...[/quote]
actually . . . Steak is the meat of men. Women like fattening things, like Ice cream, Chocolate & and in a bearded womans case, Bacon. [/quote]
well according to deuterometry, christians aren't supposed to eat bacon either, but smart people don't believe the bullshit they happen to read in an old book
pimppapy wrote:
proofinlife wrote:
Bacon is the meat of men. This is why the towelheads are all actually women. They refuse to accept their golden-browned fried bacon needs that make them true men. Some day, they may wisen. Some day...
actually . . . Steak is the meat of men. Women like fattening things, like Ice cream, Chocolate & and in a bearded womans case, Bacon.
well according to deuterometry, christians aren't supposed to eat bacon either, but smart people don't believe the bullshit they happen to read in an old book
[quote user=mac] [quote user=pimppapy]actually . . . Steak is the meat of men. Women like fattening things, like Ice cream, Chocolate & and in a bearded womans case, Bacon. [/quote]
well according to deuterometry, christians aren't supposed to eat bacon either, but smart people don't believe the bullshit they happen to read in an old book [/quote]
No. Just no. According to Deuteronomy Jews are forbidden to eat Pig.
mac wrote:
pimppapy wrote:
actually . . . Steak is the meat of men. Women like fattening things, like Ice cream, Chocolate & and in a bearded womans case, Bacon.
well according to deuterometry, christians aren't supposed to eat bacon either, but smart people don't believe the bullshit they happen to read in an old book
No. Just no. According to Deuteronomy Jews are forbidden to eat Pig.
[quote user=scout] [quote user=mac]well according to deuterometry, christians aren't supposed to eat bacon either, but smart people don't believe the bullshit they happen to read in an old book[/quote]
No. Just no. According to Deuteronomy Jews are forbidden to eat Pig.
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Yep. Christians don't recognize deuteronomy. Can only be found in old testament books such as torah or qu'ran. You know, the books where they say you have to judge your own babies cleanliness from sin upon birth, and if he is not free of sin you have to kill him and apparently drink it's blood. Old testament, ftw?
Oh, and pimp, Steak can only be used for a handful of things. Bacon is so wonderful it can be used on any assortment of dishes. You can wrap it around foods and yum them up, stuff them inside and yum them up, or be a fucking man and eat a 5 pound plate with nothing else but bacon. 5 pounds of steak is not nearly as impressive or manly.
scout wrote:
mac wrote:
well according to deuterometry, christians aren't supposed to eat bacon either, but smart people don't believe the bullshit they happen to read in an old book
No. Just no. According to Deuteronomy Jews are forbidden to eat Pig.
Yep. Christians don't recognize deuteronomy. Can only be found in old testament books such as torah or qu'ran. You know, the books where they say you have to judge your own babies cleanliness from sin upon birth, and if he is not free of sin you have to kill him and apparently drink it's blood. Old testament, ftw?
Oh, and pimp, Steak can only be used for a handful of things. Bacon is so wonderful it can be used on any assortment of dishes. You can wrap it around foods and yum them up, stuff them inside and yum them up, or be a fucking man and eat a 5 pound plate with nothing else but bacon. 5 pounds of steak is not nearly as impressive or manly.
[quote user=proofinlife] Bacon is so wonderful it can be used on any assortment of dishes. You can wrap it around foods and yum them up, stuff them inside and yum them up, or be a fucking man and eat a 5 pound plate with nothing else but bacon. 5 pounds of steak is not nearly as impressive or manly. [/quote]
what's your favorite brand of bacon?
^thats why I don't eat turkey bacon.
proofinlife wrote:
Bacon is so wonderful it can be used on any assortment of dishes. You can wrap it around foods and yum them up, stuff them inside and yum them up, or be a fucking man and eat a 5 pound plate with nothing else but bacon. 5 pounds of steak is not nearly as impressive or manly.
[quote user=pimppapy] nothing. Turkey bacon is great. Just waaaaay too fattening. [/quote]
oh come on... are you really this tarded or are you just putting it on? i honestly thought you were one of the smarter members of tan but you're doing a great job at proving me wrong.
turkey bacon is a great alternative to real bacon as long as you opt for low sodium varieties and don't go with a brand that pumps their turkey blend full of chemicals and sat fat (which are in the minority btw).
most turkey is advertised as the healthy alternative to pork bacon and as such has sod all fat etc.
bare in mind it's the sat fat that you have to watch out for... if you have a product with 30g fat but only .1g sat fat then it's not necessarily fattening because good fats can be burnt off very easily. this is depending on your overall diet tho, if you're over-eating your daily calorie allowance then no matter what you put in your body is going to be fattening.
pimppapy wrote:
nothing. Turkey bacon is great. Just waaaaay too fattening.
oh come on... are you really this tarded or are you just putting it on? i honestly thought you were one of the smarter members of tan but you're doing a great job at proving me wrong.
turkey bacon is a great alternative to real bacon as long as you opt for low sodium varieties and don't go with a brand that pumps their turkey blend full of chemicals and sat fat (which are in the minority btw).
most turkey is advertised as the healthy alternative to pork bacon and as such has sod all fat etc.
bare in mind it's the sat fat that you have to watch out for... if you have a product with 30g fat but only .1g sat fat then it's not necessarily fattening because good fats can be burnt off very easily. this is depending on your overall diet tho, if you're over-eating your daily calorie allowance then no matter what you put in your body is going to be fattening.
Thats your argument Rokkus? You're arguing varieties of bacon with me? Could you have probably tried thinking for a second before jumping the gun? Ever thought of another persons metabolism? Mine is slow. When I used to eat turkey bacon it was accompanied by something else. Carbohydrates are burned first, Fats second. If I can't burn off the carbs quick enough guess what happens to them? OMG!! they get converted to fat and now add that to the bacon fat I just absorbed = me gaining an extra few unwanted pounds. Bacon still has more fat content than any other meat. When one is trying to avoid eating all fattening foods. Some dumb fuck online isn't going to convince him otherwise. But thanks for the link. Kinda useless after I read this part
The bottom line: If you like bacon, you have options:
1. Learn strict portion control and discover ways to use a small amount of the real thing, infrequently.
2. Read labels to find products (like turkey bacon or Canadian Bacon) that have less fat and may still be acceptable taste-wise.
3. Look for products without nitrate/nitrites in them.
1)Strict portion eh? So I should only eat one piece. Thats just lame isn't it? A tease. . . you want a chick to suck your dick. . . You just gonna let her lick it once and walk off after that? Oh no she di'int 2)May still be acceptable? which wouldn't make it have that bacony goodness to it anyways, Diet bacon pffft! If I'm craving turkey bacon I'm gonna go for the full flavor and real thing. Not your pansy diet bacon. 3)Nitrites which is on every turkey bacon product I've seen to date. Good reminder. Thats another reason I don't mess with Turkey Bacon. . . .or even hotdogs, bologna, pastrami, sausage and most turkey breast etc.
Thats your argument Rokkus? You're arguing varieties of bacon with me? Could you have probably tried thinking for a second before jumping the gun? Ever thought of another persons metabolism? Mine is slow. When I used to eat turkey bacon it was accompanied by something else. Carbohydrates are burned first, Fats second. If I can't burn off the carbs quick enough guess what happens to them? OMG!! they get converted to fat and now add that to the bacon fat I just absorbed = me gaining an extra few unwanted pounds. Bacon still has more fat content than any other meat. When one is trying to avoid eating all fattening foods. Some dumb fuck online isn't going to convince him otherwise. But thanks for the link. Kinda useless after I read this part
The bottom line: If you like bacon, you have options:
1. Learn strict portion control and discover ways to use a small amount of the real thing, infrequently.
2. Read labels to find products (like turkey bacon or Canadian Bacon) that have less fat and may still be acceptable taste-wise.
3. Look for products without nitrate/nitrites in them.
1)Strict portion eh? So I should only eat one piece. Thats just lame isn't it? A tease. . . you want a chick to suck your dick. . . You just gonna let her lick it once and walk off after that? Oh no she di'int 2)May still be acceptable? which wouldn't make it have that bacony goodness to it anyways, Diet bacon pffft! If I'm craving turkey bacon I'm gonna go for the full flavor and real thing. Not your pansy diet bacon. 3)Nitrites which is on every turkey bacon product I've seen to date. Good reminder. Thats another reason I don't mess with Turkey Bacon. . . .or even hotdogs, bologna, pastrami, sausage and most turkey breast etc.
I'm going out right at this moment to buy me some beautiful bacon. Fuck turkey bacon, I'm getting the real thing like a man does and a pussy like pimp doesn't.
I'm going out right at this moment to buy me some beautiful bacon. Fuck turkey bacon, I'm getting the real thing like a man does and a pussy like pimp doesn't.
[quote user=proofinlife] I'm going out right at this moment to buy me some beautiful bacon. Fuck turkey bacon, I'm getting the real thing like a man does and a pussy like pimp doesn't. [/quote]
yeah, i call this sandwich hadji's tears:
Rye bread, whole egg mayonaise tabasco, tomato, avocado, cracked pepper, parmesan cheese, and of course bacon.. middle bacon, not the rashers, they;re better in a breakfast setting
proofinlife wrote:
I'm going out right at this moment to buy me some beautiful bacon. Fuck turkey bacon, I'm getting the real thing like a man does and a pussy like pimp doesn't.
yeah, i call this sandwich hadji's tears:
Rye bread, whole egg mayonaise tabasco, tomato, avocado, cracked pepper, parmesan cheese, and of course bacon.. middle bacon, not the rashers, they;re better in a breakfast setting
[quote user=pimppapy] Thats your argument Rokkus? You're arguing varieties of bacon with me? Could you have probably tried thinking for a second before jumping the gun? Ever thought of another persons metabolism? Mine is slow. When I used to eat turkey bacon it was accompanied by something else. Carbohydrates are burned first, Fats second. If I can't burn off the carbs quick enough guess what happens to them? OMG!! they get converted to fat and now add that to the bacon fat I just absorbed = me gaining an extra few unwanted pounds. Bacon still has more fat content than any other meat. When one is trying to avoid eating all fattening foods. Some dumb fuck online isn't going to convince him otherwise. But thanks for the link. Kinda useless after I read this part
The bottom line: If you like bacon, you have options:
1. Learn strict portion control and discover ways to use a small amount of the real thing, infrequently.
2. Read labels to find products (like turkey bacon or Canadian Bacon) that have less fat and may still be acceptable taste-wise.
3. Look for products without nitrate/nitrites in them.
1)Strict portion eh? So I should only eat one piece. Thats just lame isn't it? A tease. . . you want a chick to suck your dick. . . You just gonna let her lick it once and walk off after that? Oh no she di'int 2)May still be acceptable? which wouldn't make it have that bacony goodness to it anyways, Diet bacon pffft! If I'm craving turkey bacon I'm gonna go for the full flavor and real thing. Not your pansy diet bacon. 3)Nitrites which is on every turkey bacon product I've seen to date. Good reminder. Thats another reason I don't mess with Turkey Bacon. . . .or even hotdogs, bologna, pastrami, sausage and most turkey breast etc.
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loltastic... did you honestly spend all that time writing this for me? aaah, pimpy that's so flattering. regardless of your metabolism, choosing a lean turkey bacon brand isn't going to be 'fattening' unless you're already over-eating. by over-eating i mean consuming more than your (personal) daily allowance and if you're eating so much that a few slices of turkey bacon is 'fattening' then you must be one hella fact cnut and should go out n do some exercise. thanks for confirming that you are, actually, in fact, undenyably, a total tool :p
failtard is fail.
pimppapy wrote:
Thats your argument Rokkus? You're arguing varieties of bacon with me? Could you have probably tried thinking for a second before jumping the gun? Ever thought of another persons metabolism? Mine is slow. When I used to eat turkey bacon it was accompanied by something else. Carbohydrates are burned first, Fats second. If I can't burn off the carbs quick enough guess what happens to them? OMG!! they get converted to fat and now add that to the bacon fat I just absorbed = me gaining an extra few unwanted pounds. Bacon still has more fat content than any other meat. When one is trying to avoid eating all fattening foods. Some dumb fuck online isn't going to convince him otherwise. But thanks for the link. Kinda useless after I read this part
The bottom line: If you like bacon, you have options:
1. Learn strict portion control and discover ways to use a small amount of the real thing, infrequently.
2. Read labels to find products (like turkey bacon or Canadian Bacon) that have less fat and may still be acceptable taste-wise.
3. Look for products without nitrate/nitrites in them.
1)Strict portion eh? So I should only eat one piece. Thats just lame isn't it? A tease. . . you want a chick to suck your dick. . . You just gonna let her lick it once and walk off after that? Oh no she di'int 2)May still be acceptable? which wouldn't make it have that bacony goodness to it anyways, Diet bacon pffft! If I'm craving turkey bacon I'm gonna go for the full flavor and real thing. Not your pansy diet bacon. 3)Nitrites which is on every turkey bacon product I've seen to date. Good reminder. Thats another reason I don't mess with Turkey Bacon. . . .or even hotdogs, bologna, pastrami, sausage and most turkey breast etc.
loltastic... did you honestly spend all that time writing this for me? aaah, pimpy that's so flattering. regardless of your metabolism, choosing a lean turkey bacon brand isn't going to be 'fattening' unless you're already over-eating. by over-eating i mean consuming more than your (personal) daily allowance and if you're eating so much that a few slices of turkey bacon is 'fattening' then you must be one hella fact cnut and should go out n do some exercise. thanks for confirming that you are, actually, in fact, undenyably, a total tool
[quote user=proofinlife] Forgot to take a picture of Mitchell's 100% Real bacon [/quote]
well hurry up and take them already. And include the nutrition facts while you're at it. show us what manly bacon is all about.
[quote user=rokkus] [quote user=pimppapy]Thats your argument Rokkus? You're arguing varieties of bacon with me? Could you have probably tried thinking for a second before jumping the gun? Ever thought of another persons metabolism? Mine is slow. When I used to eat turkey bacon it was accompanied by something else. Carbohydrates are burned first, Fats second. If I can't burn off the carbs quick enough guess what happens to them? OMG!! they get converted to fat and now add that to the bacon fat I just absorbed = me gaining an extra few unwanted pounds. Bacon still has more fat content than any other meat. When one is trying to avoid eating all fattening foods. Some dumb fuck online isn't going to convince him otherwise. But thanks for the link. Kinda useless after I read this part
The bottom line: If you like bacon, you have options:
1. Learn strict portion control and discover ways to use a small amount of the real thing, infrequently.
2. Read labels to find products (like turkey bacon or Canadian Bacon) that have less fat and may still be acceptable taste-wise.
3. Look for products without nitrate/nitrites in them.
1)Strict portion eh? So I should only eat one piece. Thats just lame isn't it? A tease. . . you want a chick to suck your dick. . . You just gonna let her lick it once and walk off after that? Oh no she di'int 2)May still be acceptable? which wouldn't make it have that bacony goodness to it anyways, Diet bacon pffft! If I'm craving turkey bacon I'm gonna go for the full flavor and real thing. Not your pansy diet bacon. 3)Nitrites which is on every turkey bacon product I've seen to date. Good reminder. Thats another reason I don't mess with Turkey Bacon. . . .or even hotdogs, bologna, pastrami, sausage and most turkey breast etc.
[/quote]
loltastic... did you honestly spend all that time writing this for me? aaah, pimpy that's so flattering. [/quote]
uhhhh. . . . no! I copy pasted half of it ya plonker.
[quote user=rokkus]choosing a lean turkey bacon brand isn't going to be 'fattening' [/quote]
read #2 of my previous comment maybe #3 might help you comprehend some more. But if your head starts to hurt then just #2 is fine. But this time read it slowly. Give your weak mind some time to process it.
[quote user=rokkus] [quote user=]
1)Strict portion eh? So I should only eat one piece. Thats just lame isn't it? A tease. . . you want a chick to suck your dick. . . You just gonna let her lick it once and walk off after that? Oh no she di'int
[/quote] regardless of your metabolism, choosing a lean turkey bacon brand isn't going to be 'fattening' unless you're already over-eating. by over-eating i mean consuming more than your (personal) daily allowance and if you're eating so much that a few slices of turkey bacon is 'fattening' [/quote]
actually I never mentioned nuthin bout my eating habits. ASS rokkus is making ASSumptions
[quote user=rokkus] thanks for confirming that you are, actually, in fact, undenyably, a total tool :p
failtard is fail. [/quote]
proofinlife wrote:
Forgot to take a picture of Mitchell's 100% Real bacon
well hurry up and take them already. And include the nutrition facts while you're at it. show us what manly bacon is all about.
rokkus wrote:
pimppapy wrote:
Thats your argument Rokkus? You're arguing varieties of bacon with me? Could you have probably tried thinking for a second before jumping the gun? Ever thought of another persons metabolism? Mine is slow. When I used to eat turkey bacon it was accompanied by something else. Carbohydrates are burned first, Fats second. If I can't burn off the carbs quick enough guess what happens to them? OMG!! they get converted to fat and now add that to the bacon fat I just absorbed = me gaining an extra few unwanted pounds. Bacon still has more fat content than any other meat. When one is trying to avoid eating all fattening foods. Some dumb fuck online isn't going to convince him otherwise. But thanks for the link. Kinda useless after I read this part
The bottom line: If you like bacon, you have options:
1. Learn strict portion control and discover ways to use a small amount of the real thing, infrequently.
2. Read labels to find products (like turkey bacon or Canadian Bacon) that have less fat and may still be acceptable taste-wise.
3. Look for products without nitrate/nitrites in them.
1)Strict portion eh? So I should only eat one piece. Thats just lame isn't it? A tease. . . you want a chick to suck your dick. . . You just gonna let her lick it once and walk off after that? Oh no she di'int 2)May still be acceptable? which wouldn't make it have that bacony goodness to it anyways, Diet bacon pffft! If I'm craving turkey bacon I'm gonna go for the full flavor and real thing. Not your pansy diet bacon. 3)Nitrites which is on every turkey bacon product I've seen to date. Good reminder. Thats another reason I don't mess with Turkey Bacon. . . .or even hotdogs, bologna, pastrami, sausage and most turkey breast etc.
loltastic... did you honestly spend all that time writing this for me? aaah, pimpy that's so flattering.
uhhhh. . . . no! I copy pasted half of it ya plonker.
rokkus wrote:
choosing a lean turkey bacon brand isn't going to be 'fattening'
read #2 of my previous comment maybe #3 might help you comprehend some more. But if your head starts to hurt then just #2 is fine. But this time read it slowly. Give your weak mind some time to process it.
rokkus wrote:
wrote:
1)Strict portion eh? So I should only eat one piece. Thats just lame isn't it? A tease. . . you want a chick to suck your dick. . . You just gonna let her lick it once and walk off after that? Oh no she di'int
regardless of your metabolism, choosing a lean turkey bacon brand isn't going to be 'fattening' unless you're already over-eating. by over-eating i mean consuming more than your (personal) daily allowance and if you're eating so much that a few slices of turkey bacon is 'fattening'
actually I never mentioned nuthin bout my eating habits. ASS rokkus is making ASSumptions
rokkus wrote:
thanks for confirming that you are, actually, in fact, undenyably, a total tool
[quote user=pimppapy] [quote user=proofinlife]Forgot to take a picture of Mitchell's 100% Real bacon[/quote]
well hurry up and take them already. And include the nutrition facts while you're at it. show us what manly bacon is all about.
[quote user=rokkus]loltastic... did you honestly spend all that time writing this for me? aaah, pimpy that's so flattering. [/quote]
uhhhh. . . . no! I copy pasted half of it ya plonker.
[quote user=rokkus]choosing a lean turkey bacon brand isn't going to be 'fattening'[/quote]
read #2 of my previous comment maybe #3 might help you comprehend some more. But if your head starts to hurt then just #2 is fine. But this time read it slowly. Give your weak mind some time to process it.
[quote user=rokkus] regardless of your metabolism, choosing a lean turkey bacon brand isn't going to be 'fattening' unless you're already over-eating. by over-eating i mean consuming more than your (personal) daily allowance and if you're eating so much that a few slices of turkey bacon is 'fattening'[/quote]
actually I never mentioned nuthin bout my eating habits. ASS rokkus is making ASSumptions
[quote user=rokkus]failtard is fail.[/quote]
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The point of manliness is NOT looking at the nutritional information and eating it because it looks good, get a fucking clue, bud. Pussies look at the nutritional chart. But then again, it would all add up, the amount of ruffled panties you've been sporting in this thread only speaks for itself....
pimppapy wrote:
proofinlife wrote:
Forgot to take a picture of Mitchell's 100% Real bacon
well hurry up and take them already. And include the nutrition facts while you're at it. show us what manly bacon is all about.
rokkus wrote:
loltastic... did you honestly spend all that time writing this for me? aaah, pimpy that's so flattering.
uhhhh. . . . no! I copy pasted half of it ya plonker.
rokkus wrote:
choosing a lean turkey bacon brand isn't going to be 'fattening'
read #2 of my previous comment maybe #3 might help you comprehend some more. But if your head starts to hurt then just #2 is fine. But this time read it slowly. Give your weak mind some time to process it.
rokkus wrote:
regardless of your metabolism, choosing a lean turkey bacon brand isn't going to be 'fattening' unless you're already over-eating. by over-eating i mean consuming more than your (personal) daily allowance and if you're eating so much that a few slices of turkey bacon is 'fattening'
actually I never mentioned nuthin bout my eating habits. ASS rokkus is making ASSumptions
rokkus wrote:
failtard is fail.
The point of manliness is NOT looking at the nutritional information and eating it because it looks good, get a fucking clue, bud. Pussies look at the nutritional chart. But then again, it would all add up, the amount of ruffled panties you've been sporting in this thread only speaks for itself....
[quote user=pimppapy] [quote user=proofinlife]The point of manliness is NOT looking at the nutritional information and eating it because it looks good
[/quote]
PICs or GTFO
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You want pictures of puke from 3 different people and an empty bacon bag? Cause I can call my coffee buddies back to show you what's left of our Mitchell's Thick Cut Bacon. I can guarantee, it probably won't look like bacon.
pimppapy wrote:
proofinlife wrote:
The point of manliness is NOT looking at the nutritional information and eating it because it looks good
PICs or GTFO
You want pictures of puke from 3 different people and an empty bacon bag? Cause I can call my coffee buddies back to show you what's left of our Mitchell's Thick Cut Bacon. I can guarantee, it probably won't look like bacon.
actually I want pics to see the sodium, fat and sat. fat content of your favorite brand so I can hold you to your claim of
[quote user=proofinlife]be a fucking man and eat a 5 pound plate with nothing else but bacon. 5 pounds of steak is not nearly as impressive or manly. [/quote]
and then tell you to post a video of your "manliness" and finally get to watch you fail and prove you're still a bearded woman with all talk and no show.
actually I want pics to see the sodium, fat and sat. fat content of your favorite brand so I can hold you to your claim of
proofinlife wrote:
be a fucking man and eat a 5 pound plate with nothing else but bacon. 5 pounds of steak is not nearly as impressive or manly.
and then tell you to post a video of your "manliness" and finally get to watch you fail and prove you're still a bearded woman with all talk and no show.
[quote user=pimppapy] actually I want pics to see the sodium, fat and sat. fat content of your favorite brand so I can hold you to your claim of
[quote user=proofinlife]be a fucking man and eat a 5 pound plate with nothing else but bacon. 5 pounds of steak is not nearly as impressive or manly.[/quote]
and then tell you to post a video of your "manliness" and finally get to watch you fail and prove you're still a bearded woman with all talk and no show. [/quote]
You just do not understand, poor guy.
Being a man isn't called picking up a product and saying "OH, this product has sufficient source of blah blah, it will be really good for me!"
Being a man is "OH! This looks fucking AWESOME! I'm gonna buy it cause i'll make it taste even awesomer than it looks. Fuck you, stroke."
There is nothing for you to hold me to. All you've done is prove that you are indeed the most womanly of all people in this thread, he who reads nutrition labels. Tsk Tsk. Proof is in how easy it is to get your panties in a bunch on any topic. You might want to check Tiffany's, they probably have a sale on that may quell your girlish needs.
pimppapy wrote:
actually I want pics to see the sodium, fat and sat. fat content of your favorite brand so I can hold you to your claim of
proofinlife wrote:
be a fucking man and eat a 5 pound plate with nothing else but bacon. 5 pounds of steak is not nearly as impressive or manly.
and then tell you to post a video of your "manliness" and finally get to watch you fail and prove you're still a bearded woman with all talk and no show.
You just do not understand, poor guy.
Being a man isn't called picking up a product and saying "OH, this product has sufficient source of blah blah, it will be really good for me!"
Being a man is "OH! This looks fucking AWESOME! I'm gonna buy it cause i'll make it taste even awesomer than it looks. Fuck you, stroke."
There is nothing for you to hold me to. All you've done is prove that you are indeed the most womanly of all people in this thread, he who reads nutrition labels. Tsk Tsk. Proof is in how easy it is to get your panties in a bunch on any topic. You might want to check Tiffany's, they probably have a sale on that may quell your girlish needs.
and this is the terrible australian imitation of bacon
that bit you yanks eat is shit
none of that is bacon.
this is bacon http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_y7AjtX_PEi0/TAJRYRzxwhI/AAAAAAAAAbE/YFZutZl5dqI/s1600/EU+Bacon+1.jpg" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_y7AjtX_PEi0/TAJRYRzxwhI/AAAAAAAAAbE/YFZutZl5dqI/s1600/EU+Bacon+1.jpg" />
and this is the terrible australian imitation of bacon
[quote user=n0body] it's funny coz the title is bacon yet i see no bacon. [/quote]
well ok,
Bacon. notce there are two distinct parts.. to the right of the bacon is what's good with eggs, hash browns, pork sausages, hot sauce, and *gasp* maple syrup.
the left of the bacon is best utilised on sandwiches. sans the rind of course.
n0body wrote:
it's funny coz the title is bacon yet i see no bacon.
well ok,
Bacon. notce there are two distinct parts.. to the right of the bacon is what's good with eggs, hash browns, pork sausages, hot sauce, and *gasp* maple syrup.
the left of the bacon is best utilised on sandwiches. sans the rind of course.
big that is some shitty bacon, looks like the shit from bi lo. but yeah we badly imitate a lot of things, and develop independently very few things. like canada really.
big that is some shitty bacon, looks like the shit from bi lo. but yeah we badly imitate a lot of things, and develop independently very few things. like canada really.
^ lol. yeah that's bacon from google. but all aussie bacon is weird. i aint had any that looks right, feels right or smells right. and that's before it's cooked! im sure it's all boiled in pig piss or something
^ lol. yeah that's bacon from google. but all aussie bacon is weird. i aint had any that looks right, feels right or smells right. and that's before it's cooked! im sure it's all boiled in pig piss or something
[quote user=proofinlife] Being a man isn't called picking up a product and saying "OH, this product has sufficient source of blah blah, it will be really good for me!"
Being a man is "OH! This looks fucking AWESOME! I'm gonna buy it cause i'll make it taste even awesomer than it looks. Fuck you, stroke."
There is nothing for you to hold me to. All you've done is prove that you are indeed the most womanly of all people in this thread, he who reads nutrition labels. Tsk Tsk. Proof is in how easy it is to get your panties in a bunch on any topic. You might want to check Tiffany's, they probably have a sale on that may quell your girlish needs. [/quote]
being a man isn't based on your fantasies of bacon. Being a man is backing up what you say.
[quote user=proofinlife]be a fucking man and eat a 5 pound plate with nothing else but bacon. 5 pounds of steak is not nearly as impressive or manly.[/quote] either put up or shutup ya bearded woman
proofinlife wrote:
Being a man isn't called picking up a product and saying "OH, this product has sufficient source of blah blah, it will be really good for me!"
Being a man is "OH! This looks fucking AWESOME! I'm gonna buy it cause i'll make it taste even awesomer than it looks. Fuck you, stroke."
There is nothing for you to hold me to. All you've done is prove that you are indeed the most womanly of all people in this thread, he who reads nutrition labels. Tsk Tsk. Proof is in how easy it is to get your panties in a bunch on any topic. You might want to check Tiffany's, they probably have a sale on that may quell your girlish needs.
being a man isn't based on your fantasies of bacon. Being a man is backing up what you say.
proofinlife wrote:
be a fucking man and eat a 5 pound plate with nothing else but bacon. 5 pounds of steak is not nearly as impressive or manly.
[quote user=pimppapy] being a man isn't based on your fantasies of bacon. Being a man is backing up what you say.
[quote user=proofinlife]be a fucking man and eat a 5 pound plate with nothing else but bacon. 5 pounds of steak is not nearly as impressive or manly.[/quote] either put up or shutup ya bearded woman [/quote]
hahah i want to see this as well
pimppapy wrote:
being a man isn't based on your fantasies of bacon. Being a man is backing up what you say.
proofinlife wrote:
be a fucking man and eat a 5 pound plate with nothing else but bacon. 5 pounds of steak is not nearly as impressive or manly.
[quote user=pimppapy] [quote user=proofinlife]There is nothing for you to hold me to. All you've done is prove that you are indeed the most womanly of all people in this thread, he who reads nutrition labels. Tsk Tsk. Proof is in how easy it is to get your panties in a bunch on any topic. You might want to check Tiffany's, they probably have a sale on that may quell your girlish needs.[/quote]
being a man isn't based on your fantasies of bacon. Being a man is backing up what you say.
[quote user=proofinlife]be a fucking man and eat a 5 pound plate with nothing else but bacon. 5 pounds of steak is not nearly as impressive or manly.[/quote] either put up or shutup ya bearded woman [/quote]
[quote user=proofinlife] [/quote]
There ya go, you simply wanted a picture of mitchell's bacon. Put up, completed.
Now, as I said, I'm not posting nutritional information because that's for fucking pussies. You want to make this about nutrition go eat a fucking salad you yuppy.
pimppapy wrote:
proofinlife wrote:
There is nothing for you to hold me to. All you've done is prove that you are indeed the most womanly of all people in this thread, he who reads nutrition labels. Tsk Tsk. Proof is in how easy it is to get your panties in a bunch on any topic. You might want to check Tiffany's, they probably have a sale on that may quell your girlish needs.
being a man isn't based on your fantasies of bacon. Being a man is backing up what you say.
proofinlife wrote:
be a fucking man and eat a 5 pound plate with nothing else but bacon. 5 pounds of steak is not nearly as impressive or manly.
either put up or shutup ya bearded woman
proofinlife wrote:
There ya go, you simply wanted a picture of mitchell's bacon. Put up, completed.
Now, as I said, I'm not posting nutritional information because that's for fucking pussies. You want to make this about nutrition go eat a fucking salad you yuppy.
There ya go, you simply wanted a picture of mitchell's bacon. Put up, completed. [/quote]
[quote user=pimppapy] actually I want pics to see the sodium, fat and sat. fat content of your favorite brand so I can hold you to your claim of
[quote user=proofinlife]. 5 pounds of steak is not nearly as impressive or manly. [/quote]
and then tell you to post a video of your "manliness" and finally get to watch you fail and prove you're still a bearded woman with all talk and no show. [/quote]
you should have just shutup. Women talk the talk. Real men walk the walk. You going to show us yourself eating 5 lbs of cooked bacon? or you gonna cry your way out of it.
proofinlife wrote:
Saw this coming a gazillion miles away. Proof's just straight up full of shit.
pimppapy wrote:
either put up or shutup ya bearded woman
proofinlife wrote:
proofinlife wrote:
There ya go, you simply wanted a picture of mitchell's bacon. Put up, completed.
pimppapy wrote:
actually I want pics to see the sodium, fat and sat. fat content of your favorite brand so I can hold you to your claim of
proofinlife wrote:
. 5 pounds of steak is not nearly as impressive or manly.
and then tell you to post a video of your "manliness" and finally get to watch you fail and prove you're still a bearded woman with all talk and no show.
you should have just shutup. Women talk the talk. Real men walk the walk. You going to show us yourself eating 5 lbs of cooked bacon? or you gonna cry your way out of it.
[quote user=pimppapy] [quote user=proofinlife]Saw this coming a gazillion miles away. Proof's just straight up full of shit. [/quote]
[quote user=pimppapy]either put up or shutup ya bearded woman[/quote]
[quote user=proofinlife]There ya go, you simply wanted a picture of mitchell's bacon. Put up, completed.[/quote]
[quote user=pimppapy] of your "manliness" and finally get to watch you fail and prove you're still a bearded woman with all talk and no show. [/quote]
you should have just shutup. Women talk the talk. Real men walk the walk. You going to show us yourself eating 5 lbs of cooked bacon? or you gonna cry your way out of it.
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Holy fuck moron, i simply said eating 5 pounds of bacon was more manly than eating 5 pounds of steak. Could you stomach five pounds of bacon? Probably not, the crazy prophet would see you stoned. But of course, you could probably eat 5 pounds of turket bacon, right? tsk tsk, you and your nutritional bullshit. Might as well be a fucking vegan.
Where did I say in this thread I was actually going to eat five pounds of bacon? Do you have a comprehension block or do you just like putting words in people's mouths? I said it's beautiful food for eating or making other foods taste even better. Please, by all means, invent me a quote where I said I would consume 5 pounds of bacon. Please do. I can eat a plate of bacon, surely, you can't because pigs are apparently above you towelmongrels. lolturkey.
pimppapy wrote:
proofinlife wrote:
Saw this coming a gazillion miles away. Proof's just straight up full of shit.
pimppapy wrote:
either put up or shutup ya bearded woman
proofinlife wrote:
There ya go, you simply wanted a picture of mitchell's bacon. Put up, completed.
pimppapy wrote:
of your "manliness" and finally get to watch you fail and prove you're still a bearded woman with all talk and no show.
you should have just shutup. Women talk the talk. Real men walk the walk. You going to show us yourself eating 5 lbs of cooked bacon? or you gonna cry your way out of it.
Holy fuck moron, i simply said eating 5 pounds of bacon was more manly than eating 5 pounds of steak. Could you stomach five pounds of bacon? Probably not, the crazy prophet would see you stoned. But of course, you could probably eat 5 pounds of turket bacon, right? tsk tsk, you and your nutritional bullshit. Might as well be a fucking vegan.
Where did I say in this thread I was actually going to eat five pounds of bacon? Do you have a comprehension block or do you just like putting words in people's mouths? I said it's beautiful food for eating or making other foods taste even better. Please, by all means, invent me a quote where I said I would consume 5 pounds of bacon. Please do. I can eat a plate of bacon, surely, you can't because pigs are apparently above you towelmongrels. lolturkey.
[quote user=proofinlife] Where did I say in this thread I was actually going to eat five pounds of bacon? Do you have a comprehension block or do you just like putting words in people's mouths? [/quote]
I know you didn't. I didn't take Shanus's bet the other week but you seemed intent on proving that I did. . . you failed.. . . . horribly. Unlike you, I'm not going to try to bullshit you about it. Anyways. . . you might not have said you were going to eat 5 lbs but you DID say this.
[quote user=proofinlife] or be a fucking man and eat a 5 pound plate with nothing else but bacon. 5 pounds of steak is not nearly as impressive or manly. [/quote]
so based on your own words. You admit that you yourself are not a man. In other words. You're a pussy by your own definition.
proofinlife wrote:
Where did I say in this thread I was actually going to eat five pounds of bacon? Do you have a comprehension block or do you just like putting words in people's mouths?
I know you didn't. I didn't take Shanus's bet the other week but you seemed intent on proving that I did. . . you failed.. . . . horribly. Unlike you, I'm not going to try to bullshit you about it. Anyways. . . you might not have said you were going to eat 5 lbs but you DID say this.
proofinlife wrote:
or be a fucking man and eat a 5 pound plate with nothing else but bacon. 5 pounds of steak is not nearly as impressive or manly.
so based on your own words. You admit that you yourself are not a man. In other words. You're a pussy by your own definition.
[quote user=n0body] while we're on bacon, wtf is wrong with strayan bacon? it's the wrong bastard colour and tastes shit. looks like it's been boiled or something. rank [/quote]
I have no idea how they could fuck something up that badly. First time I got it I was extremely hungover looking for a tasty morning treat and when that shite was produced i was disgusted.
n0body wrote:
while we're on bacon, wtf is wrong with strayan bacon? it's the wrong bastard colour and tastes shit. looks like it's been boiled or something. rank
I have no idea how they could fuck something up that badly. First time I got it I was extremely hungover looking for a tasty morning treat and when that shite was produced i was disgusted.
proof i tried your bacon, its not quite as good but almost its also cheaper than the one i posted.........i guess thats all they can afford in manitoba though, hell they can't even afford shoulders on the roads, so i don't expect that much.....lol
proof i tried your bacon, its not quite as good but almost its also cheaper than the one i posted.........i guess thats all they can afford in manitoba though, hell they can't even afford shoulders on the roads, so i don't expect that much.....lol
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I really do not think the pig pictured here, is overly concerned about the risk you are taking with your life eating bacon.
I really do not think the pig pictured here, is overly concerned about the risk you are taking with your life eating bacon.
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gentiles = shit eaters
gentiles = shit eaters
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actually . . . Steak is the meat of men. Women like fattening things, like Ice cream, Chocolate & and in a bearded womans case, Bacon.
actually . . . Steak is the meat of men. Women like fattening things, like Ice cream, Chocolate & and in a bearded womans case, Bacon.
actually . . . Steak is the meat of men. Women like fattening things, like Ice cream, Chocolate & and in a bearded womans case, Bacon.
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well according to deuterometry, christians aren't supposed to eat bacon either, but smart people don't believe the bullshit they happen to read in an old book
actually . . . Steak is the meat of men. Women like fattening things, like Ice cream, Chocolate & and in a bearded womans case, Bacon.
well according to deuterometry, christians aren't supposed to eat bacon either, but smart people don't believe the bullshit they happen to read in an old book
well according to deuterometry, christians aren't supposed to eat bacon either, but smart people don't believe the bullshit they happen to read in an old book
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No. Just no. According to Deuteronomy Jews are forbidden to eat Pig.
well according to deuterometry, christians aren't supposed to eat bacon either, but smart people don't believe the bullshit they happen to read in an old book
No. Just no. According to Deuteronomy Jews are forbidden to eat Pig.
No. Just no. According to Deuteronomy Jews are forbidden to eat Pig.
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Yep. Christians don't recognize deuteronomy. Can only be found in old testament books such as torah or qu'ran. You know, the books where they say you have to judge your own babies cleanliness from sin upon birth, and if he is not free of sin you have to kill him and apparently drink it's blood. Old testament, ftw?
Oh, and pimp, Steak can only be used for a handful of things. Bacon is so wonderful it can be used on any assortment of dishes. You can wrap it around foods and yum them up, stuff them inside and yum them up, or be a fucking man and eat a 5 pound plate with nothing else but bacon. 5 pounds of steak is not nearly as impressive or manly.
No. Just no. According to Deuteronomy Jews are forbidden to eat Pig.
Yep. Christians don't recognize deuteronomy. Can only be found in old testament books such as torah or qu'ran. You know, the books where they say you have to judge your own babies cleanliness from sin upon birth, and if he is not free of sin you have to kill him and apparently drink it's blood. Old testament, ftw?
Oh, and pimp, Steak can only be used for a handful of things. Bacon is so wonderful it can be used on any assortment of dishes. You can wrap it around foods and yum them up, stuff them inside and yum them up, or be a fucking man and eat a 5 pound plate with nothing else but bacon. 5 pounds of steak is not nearly as impressive or manly.
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but that's not why you don't eat bacon is it?
but that's not why you don't eat bacon is it?
[quote user=proofinlife]
Bacon is so wonderful it can be used on any assortment of dishes. You can wrap it around foods and yum them up, stuff them inside and yum them up, or be a fucking man and eat a 5 pound plate with nothing else but bacon. 5 pounds of steak is not nearly as impressive or manly.
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what's your favorite brand of bacon?
Bacon is so wonderful it can be used on any assortment of dishes. You can wrap it around foods and yum them up, stuff them inside and yum them up, or be a fucking man and eat a 5 pound plate with nothing else but bacon. 5 pounds of steak is not nearly as impressive or manly.
what's your favorite brand of bacon?
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oh come on... are you really this tarded or are you just putting it on? i honestly thought you were one of the smarter members of tan but you're doing a great job at proving me wrong.
turkey bacon is a great alternative to real bacon as long as you opt for low sodium varieties and don't go with a brand that pumps their turkey blend full of chemicals and sat fat (which are in the minority btw).
most turkey is advertised as the healthy alternative to pork bacon and as such has sod all fat etc.
look here: http://askgeorgie.com/?p=2275
bare in mind it's the sat fat that you have to watch out for... if you have a product with 30g fat but only .1g sat fat then it's not necessarily fattening because good fats can be burnt off very easily. this is depending on your overall diet tho, if you're over-eating your daily calorie allowance then no matter what you put in your body is going to be fattening.
oh come on... are you really this tarded or are you just putting it on? i honestly thought you were one of the smarter members of tan but you're doing a great job at proving me wrong.
turkey bacon is a great alternative to real bacon as long as you opt for low sodium varieties and don't go with a brand that pumps their turkey blend full of chemicals and sat fat (which are in the minority btw).
most turkey is advertised as the healthy alternative to pork bacon and as such has sod all fat etc.
look here: http://askgeorgie.com/?p=2275
bare in mind it's the sat fat that you have to watch out for... if you have a product with 30g fat but only .1g sat fat then it's not necessarily fattening because good fats can be burnt off very easily. this is depending on your overall diet tho, if you're over-eating your daily calorie allowance then no matter what you put in your body is going to be fattening.
The bottom line: If you like bacon, you have options:
1. Learn strict portion control and discover ways to use a small amount of the real thing, infrequently.
2. Read labels to find products (like turkey bacon or Canadian Bacon) that have less fat and may still be acceptable taste-wise.
3. Look for products without nitrate/nitrites in them.
1)Strict portion eh? So I should only eat one piece. Thats just lame isn't it? A tease. . . you want a chick to suck your dick. . . You just gonna let her lick it once and walk off after that? Oh no she di'int
2)May still be acceptable? which wouldn't make it have that bacony goodness to it anyways, Diet bacon pffft! If I'm craving turkey bacon I'm gonna go for the full flavor and real thing. Not your pansy diet bacon.
3)Nitrites which is on every turkey bacon product I've seen to date. Good reminder. Thats another reason I don't mess with Turkey Bacon. . . .or even hotdogs, bologna, pastrami, sausage and most turkey breast etc.
The bottom line: If you like bacon, you have options:
1. Learn strict portion control and discover ways to use a small amount of the real thing, infrequently.
2. Read labels to find products (like turkey bacon or Canadian Bacon) that have less fat and may still be acceptable taste-wise.
3. Look for products without nitrate/nitrites in them.
1)Strict portion eh? So I should only eat one piece. Thats just lame isn't it? A tease. . . you want a chick to suck your dick. . . You just gonna let her lick it once and walk off after that? Oh no she di'int
2)May still be acceptable? which wouldn't make it have that bacony goodness to it anyways, Diet bacon pffft! If I'm craving turkey bacon I'm gonna go for the full flavor and real thing. Not your pansy diet bacon.
3)Nitrites which is on every turkey bacon product I've seen to date. Good reminder. Thats another reason I don't mess with Turkey Bacon. . . .or even hotdogs, bologna, pastrami, sausage and most turkey breast etc.
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yeah, i call this sandwich hadji's tears:
Rye bread, whole egg mayonaise tabasco, tomato, avocado, cracked pepper, parmesan cheese, and of course bacon.. middle bacon, not the rashers, they;re better in a breakfast setting
yeah, i call this sandwich hadji's tears:
Rye bread, whole egg mayonaise tabasco, tomato, avocado, cracked pepper, parmesan cheese, and of course bacon.. middle bacon, not the rashers, they;re better in a breakfast setting
The bottom line: If you like bacon, you have options:
1. Learn strict portion control and discover ways to use a small amount of the real thing, infrequently.
2. Read labels to find products (like turkey bacon or Canadian Bacon) that have less fat and may still be acceptable taste-wise.
3. Look for products without nitrate/nitrites in them.
1)Strict portion eh? So I should only eat one piece. Thats just lame isn't it? A tease. . . you want a chick to suck your dick. . . You just gonna let her lick it once and walk off after that? Oh no she di'int
2)May still be acceptable? which wouldn't make it have that bacony goodness to it anyways, Diet bacon pffft! If I'm craving turkey bacon I'm gonna go for the full flavor and real thing. Not your pansy diet bacon.
3)Nitrites which is on every turkey bacon product I've seen to date. Good reminder. Thats another reason I don't mess with Turkey Bacon. . . .or even hotdogs, bologna, pastrami, sausage and most turkey breast etc.
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loltastic... did you honestly spend all that time writing this for me? aaah, pimpy that's so flattering. regardless of your metabolism, choosing a lean turkey bacon brand isn't going to be 'fattening' unless you're already over-eating. by over-eating i mean consuming more than your (personal) daily allowance and if you're eating so much that a few slices of turkey bacon is 'fattening' then you must be one hella fact cnut and should go out n do some exercise. thanks for confirming that you are, actually, in fact, undenyably, a total tool :p
failtard is fail.
The bottom line: If you like bacon, you have options:
1. Learn strict portion control and discover ways to use a small amount of the real thing, infrequently.
2. Read labels to find products (like turkey bacon or Canadian Bacon) that have less fat and may still be acceptable taste-wise.
3. Look for products without nitrate/nitrites in them.
1)Strict portion eh? So I should only eat one piece. Thats just lame isn't it? A tease. . . you want a chick to suck your dick. . . You just gonna let her lick it once and walk off after that? Oh no she di'int
2)May still be acceptable? which wouldn't make it have that bacony goodness to it anyways, Diet bacon pffft! If I'm craving turkey bacon I'm gonna go for the full flavor and real thing. Not your pansy diet bacon.
3)Nitrites which is on every turkey bacon product I've seen to date. Good reminder. Thats another reason I don't mess with Turkey Bacon. . . .or even hotdogs, bologna, pastrami, sausage and most turkey breast etc.
loltastic... did you honestly spend all that time writing this for me? aaah, pimpy that's so flattering. regardless of your metabolism, choosing a lean turkey bacon brand isn't going to be 'fattening' unless you're already over-eating. by over-eating i mean consuming more than your (personal) daily allowance and if you're eating so much that a few slices of turkey bacon is 'fattening' then you must be one hella fact cnut and should go out n do some exercise. thanks for confirming that you are, actually, in fact, undenyably, a total tool
failtard is fail.
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6801d-ll_Q&feature=related[/video]
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well hurry up and take them already. And include the nutrition facts while you're at it. show us what manly bacon is all about.
[quote user=rokkus] [quote user=pimppapy]Thats your argument Rokkus? You're arguing varieties of bacon with me? Could you have probably tried thinking for a second before jumping the gun? Ever thought of another persons metabolism? Mine is slow. When I used to eat turkey bacon it was accompanied by something else. Carbohydrates are burned first, Fats second. If I can't burn off the carbs quick enough guess what happens to them? OMG!! they get converted to fat and now add that to the bacon fat I just absorbed = me gaining an extra few unwanted pounds. Bacon still has more fat content than any other meat. When one is trying to avoid eating all fattening foods. Some dumb fuck online isn't going to convince him otherwise. But thanks for the link. Kinda useless after I read this part
The bottom line: If you like bacon, you have options:
1. Learn strict portion control and discover ways to use a small amount of the real thing, infrequently.
2. Read labels to find products (like turkey bacon or Canadian Bacon) that have less fat and may still be acceptable taste-wise.
3. Look for products without nitrate/nitrites in them.
[/quote]1)Strict portion eh? So I should only eat one piece. Thats just lame isn't it? A tease. . . you want a chick to suck your dick. . . You just gonna let her lick it once and walk off after that? Oh no she di'int
2)May still be acceptable? which wouldn't make it have that bacony goodness to it anyways, Diet bacon pffft! If I'm craving turkey bacon I'm gonna go for the full flavor and real thing. Not your pansy diet bacon.
3)Nitrites which is on every turkey bacon product I've seen to date. Good reminder. Thats another reason I don't mess with Turkey Bacon. . . .or even hotdogs, bologna, pastrami, sausage and most turkey breast etc.
loltastic... did you honestly spend all that time writing this for me? aaah, pimpy that's so flattering.
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uhhhh. . . . no! I copy pasted half of it ya plonker.
[quote user=rokkus]choosing a lean turkey bacon brand isn't going to be 'fattening' [/quote]
read #2 of my previous comment maybe #3 might help you comprehend some more. But if your head starts to hurt then just #2 is fine. But this time read it slowly. Give your weak mind some time to process it.
[quote user=rokkus] [quote user=]
1)Strict portion eh? So I should only eat one piece. Thats just lame isn't it? A tease. . . you want a chick to suck your dick. . . You just gonna let her lick it once and walk off after that? Oh no she di'int
[/quote] regardless of your metabolism, choosing a lean turkey bacon brand isn't going to be 'fattening' unless you're already over-eating. by over-eating i mean consuming more than your (personal) daily allowance and if you're eating so much that a few slices of turkey bacon is 'fattening'[/quote]
actually I never mentioned nuthin bout my eating habits. ASS rokkus is making ASSumptions
[quote user=rokkus] thanks for confirming that you are, actually, in fact, undenyably, a total tool :p
failtard is fail.
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well hurry up and take them already. And include the nutrition facts while you're at it. show us what manly bacon is all about.
The bottom line: If you like bacon, you have options:
1. Learn strict portion control and discover ways to use a small amount of the real thing, infrequently.
2. Read labels to find products (like turkey bacon or Canadian Bacon) that have less fat and may still be acceptable taste-wise.
3. Look for products without nitrate/nitrites in them.
1)Strict portion eh? So I should only eat one piece. Thats just lame isn't it? A tease. . . you want a chick to suck your dick. . . You just gonna let her lick it once and walk off after that? Oh no she di'int
2)May still be acceptable? which wouldn't make it have that bacony goodness to it anyways, Diet bacon pffft! If I'm craving turkey bacon I'm gonna go for the full flavor and real thing. Not your pansy diet bacon.
3)Nitrites which is on every turkey bacon product I've seen to date. Good reminder. Thats another reason I don't mess with Turkey Bacon. . . .or even hotdogs, bologna, pastrami, sausage and most turkey breast etc.
loltastic... did you honestly spend all that time writing this for me? aaah, pimpy that's so flattering.
uhhhh. . . . no! I copy pasted half of it ya plonker.
read #2 of my previous comment maybe #3 might help you comprehend some more. But if your head starts to hurt then just #2 is fine. But this time read it slowly. Give your weak mind some time to process it.
1)Strict portion eh? So I should only eat one piece. Thats just lame isn't it? A tease. . . you want a chick to suck your dick. . . You just gonna let her lick it once and walk off after that? Oh no she di'int
actually I never mentioned nuthin bout my eating habits. ASS rokkus is making ASSumptions
failtard is fail.
well hurry up and take them already. And include the nutrition facts while you're at it. show us what manly bacon is all about.
[quote user=rokkus]loltastic... did you honestly spend all that time writing this for me? aaah, pimpy that's so flattering. [/quote]
uhhhh. . . . no! I copy pasted half of it ya plonker.
[quote user=rokkus]choosing a lean turkey bacon brand isn't going to be 'fattening'[/quote]
read #2 of my previous comment maybe #3 might help you comprehend some more. But if your head starts to hurt then just #2 is fine. But this time read it slowly. Give your weak mind some time to process it.
[quote user=rokkus] regardless of your metabolism, choosing a lean turkey bacon brand isn't going to be 'fattening' unless you're already over-eating. by over-eating i mean consuming more than your (personal) daily allowance and if you're eating so much that a few slices of turkey bacon is 'fattening'[/quote]
actually I never mentioned nuthin bout my eating habits. ASS rokkus is making ASSumptions
[quote user=rokkus]failtard is fail.[/quote]
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The point of manliness is NOT looking at the nutritional information and eating it because it looks good, get a fucking clue, bud. Pussies look at the nutritional chart. But then again, it would all add up, the amount of ruffled panties you've been sporting in this thread only speaks for itself....
well hurry up and take them already. And include the nutrition facts while you're at it. show us what manly bacon is all about.
uhhhh. . . . no! I copy pasted half of it ya plonker.
read #2 of my previous comment maybe #3 might help you comprehend some more. But if your head starts to hurt then just #2 is fine. But this time read it slowly. Give your weak mind some time to process it.
actually I never mentioned nuthin bout my eating habits. ASS rokkus is making ASSumptions
The point of manliness is NOT looking at the nutritional information and eating it because it looks good, get a fucking clue, bud. Pussies look at the nutritional chart. But then again, it would all add up, the amount of ruffled panties you've been sporting in this thread only speaks for itself....
The point of manliness is NOT looking at the nutritional information and eating it because it looks good
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PICs or GTFO
The point of manliness is NOT looking at the nutritional information and eating it because it looks good
PICs or GTFO
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PICs or GTFO
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You want pictures of puke from 3 different people and an empty bacon bag? Cause I can call my coffee buddies back to show you what's left of our Mitchell's Thick Cut Bacon. I can guarantee, it probably won't look like bacon.
PICs or GTFO
You want pictures of puke from 3 different people and an empty bacon bag? Cause I can call my coffee buddies back to show you what's left of our Mitchell's Thick Cut Bacon. I can guarantee, it probably won't look like bacon.
[quote user=proofinlife]be a fucking man and eat a 5 pound plate with nothing else but bacon. 5 pounds of steak is not nearly as impressive or manly.
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and then tell you to post a video of your "manliness" and finally get to watch you fail and prove you're still a bearded woman with all talk and no show.
and then tell you to post a video of your "manliness" and finally get to watch you fail and prove you're still a bearded woman with all talk and no show.
[quote user=proofinlife]be a fucking man and eat a 5 pound plate with nothing else but bacon. 5 pounds of steak is not nearly as impressive or manly.[/quote]
and then tell you to post a video of your "manliness" and finally get to watch you fail and prove you're still a bearded woman with all talk and no show.
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You just do not understand, poor guy.
Being a man isn't called picking up a product and saying "OH, this product has sufficient source of blah blah, it will be really good for me!"
Being a man is "OH! This looks fucking AWESOME! I'm gonna buy it cause i'll make it taste even awesomer than it looks. Fuck you, stroke."
There is nothing for you to hold me to. All you've done is prove that you are indeed the most womanly of all people in this thread, he who reads nutrition labels. Tsk Tsk. Proof is in how easy it is to get your panties in a bunch on any topic. You might want to check Tiffany's, they probably have a sale on that may quell your girlish needs.
and then tell you to post a video of your "manliness" and finally get to watch you fail and prove you're still a bearded woman with all talk and no show.
You just do not understand, poor guy.
Being a man isn't called picking up a product and saying "OH, this product has sufficient source of blah blah, it will be really good for me!"
Being a man is "OH! This looks fucking AWESOME! I'm gonna buy it cause i'll make it taste even awesomer than it looks. Fuck you, stroke."
There is nothing for you to hold me to. All you've done is prove that you are indeed the most womanly of all people in this thread, he who reads nutrition labels. Tsk Tsk. Proof is in how easy it is to get your panties in a bunch on any topic. You might want to check Tiffany's, they probably have a sale on that may quell your girlish needs.
this is what you wanna buy, costs about 17.99 per pound
this is what you wanna buy, costs about 17.99 per pound
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not seen this sir, but i'll keep an eye open for it
not seen this sir, but i'll keep an eye open for it
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not seen this sir, but i'll keep an eye open for it
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Bought some today and it was only 12.99. Me and my buddies enjoyed the whole pack in one sitting with some beautifully basted eggs and toast.
not seen this sir, but i'll keep an eye open for it
Bought some today and it was only 12.99. Me and my buddies enjoyed the whole pack in one sitting with some beautifully basted eggs and toast.
this is bacon
and this is the terrible australian imitation of bacon
that bit you yanks eat is shit
this is bacon
and this is the terrible australian imitation of bacon
that bit you yanks eat is shit
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well ok,
Bacon. notce there are two distinct parts.. to the right of the bacon is what's good with eggs, hash browns, pork sausages, hot sauce, and *gasp* maple syrup.
the left of the bacon is best utilised on sandwiches. sans the rind of course.
well ok,
Bacon. notce there are two distinct parts.. to the right of the bacon is what's good with eggs, hash browns, pork sausages, hot sauce, and *gasp* maple syrup.
the left of the bacon is best utilised on sandwiches. sans the rind of course.
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Forgot to say, shredded hasbrown patties too. They actually took as long as the bacon
Forgot to say, shredded hasbrown patties too. They actually took as long as the bacon
Being a man isn't called picking up a product and saying "OH, this product has sufficient source of blah blah, it will be really good for me!"
Being a man is "OH! This looks fucking AWESOME! I'm gonna buy it cause i'll make it taste even awesomer than it looks. Fuck you, stroke."
There is nothing for you to hold me to. All you've done is prove that you are indeed the most womanly of all people in this thread, he who reads nutrition labels. Tsk Tsk. Proof is in how easy it is to get your panties in a bunch on any topic. You might want to check Tiffany's, they probably have a sale on that may quell your girlish needs.
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being a man isn't based on your fantasies of bacon. Being a man is backing up what you say.
[quote user=proofinlife]be a fucking man and eat a 5 pound plate with nothing else but bacon. 5 pounds of steak is not nearly as impressive or manly.[/quote]
either put up or shutup ya bearded woman
Being a man isn't called picking up a product and saying "OH, this product has sufficient source of blah blah, it will be really good for me!"
Being a man is "OH! This looks fucking AWESOME! I'm gonna buy it cause i'll make it taste even awesomer than it looks. Fuck you, stroke."
There is nothing for you to hold me to. All you've done is prove that you are indeed the most womanly of all people in this thread, he who reads nutrition labels. Tsk Tsk. Proof is in how easy it is to get your panties in a bunch on any topic. You might want to check Tiffany's, they probably have a sale on that may quell your girlish needs.
being a man isn't based on your fantasies of bacon. Being a man is backing up what you say.
either put up or shutup ya bearded woman
being a man isn't based on your fantasies of bacon. Being a man is backing up what you say.
[quote user=proofinlife]be a fucking man and eat a 5 pound plate with nothing else but bacon. 5 pounds of steak is not nearly as impressive or manly.[/quote]
either put up or shutup ya bearded woman
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hahah i want to see this as well
being a man isn't based on your fantasies of bacon. Being a man is backing up what you say.
either put up or shutup ya bearded woman
hahah i want to see this as well
being a man isn't based on your fantasies of bacon. Being a man is backing up what you say.
[quote user=proofinlife]be a fucking man and eat a 5 pound plate with nothing else but bacon. 5 pounds of steak is not nearly as impressive or manly.[/quote]
either put up or shutup ya bearded woman
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There ya go, you simply wanted a picture of mitchell's bacon. Put up, completed.
Now, as I said, I'm not posting nutritional information because that's for fucking pussies. You want to make this about nutrition go eat a fucking salad you yuppy.
being a man isn't based on your fantasies of bacon. Being a man is backing up what you say.
either put up or shutup ya bearded woman
There ya go, you simply wanted a picture of mitchell's bacon. Put up, completed.
Now, as I said, I'm not posting nutritional information because that's for fucking pussies. You want to make this about nutrition go eat a fucking salad you yuppy.
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either put up or shutup ya bearded woman
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There ya go, you simply wanted a picture of mitchell's bacon. Put up, completed.
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[quote user=pimppapy] actually I want pics to see the sodium, fat and sat. fat content of your favorite brand so I can hold you to your claim of
[quote user=proofinlife]. 5 pounds of steak is not nearly as impressive or manly. [/quote]
and then tell you to post a video of your "manliness" and finally get to watch you fail and prove you're still a bearded woman with all talk and no show.
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you should have just shutup. Women talk the talk. Real men walk the walk. You going to show us yourself eating 5 lbs of cooked bacon? or you gonna cry your way out of it.
either put up or shutup ya bearded woman
There ya go, you simply wanted a picture of mitchell's bacon. Put up, completed.
and then tell you to post a video of your "manliness" and finally get to watch you fail and prove you're still a bearded woman with all talk and no show.
you should have just shutup. Women talk the talk. Real men walk the walk. You going to show us yourself eating 5 lbs of cooked bacon? or you gonna cry your way out of it.
[quote user=pimppapy]either put up or shutup ya bearded woman[/quote]
[quote user=proofinlife]There ya go, you simply wanted a picture of mitchell's bacon. Put up, completed.[/quote]
[quote user=pimppapy] of your "manliness" and finally get to watch you fail and prove you're still a bearded woman with all talk and no show. [/quote]
you should have just shutup. Women talk the talk. Real men walk the walk. You going to show us yourself eating 5 lbs of cooked bacon? or you gonna cry your way out of it.
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Holy fuck moron, i simply said eating 5 pounds of bacon was more manly than eating 5 pounds of steak. Could you stomach five pounds of bacon? Probably not, the crazy prophet would see you stoned. But of course, you could probably eat 5 pounds of turket bacon, right? tsk tsk, you and your nutritional bullshit. Might as well be a fucking vegan.
Where did I say in this thread I was actually going to eat five pounds of bacon? Do you have a comprehension block or do you just like putting words in people's mouths? I said it's beautiful food for eating or making other foods taste even better. Please, by all means, invent me a quote where I said I would consume 5 pounds of bacon. Please do. I can eat a plate of bacon, surely, you can't because pigs are apparently above you towelmongrels. lolturkey.
you should have just shutup. Women talk the talk. Real men walk the walk. You going to show us yourself eating 5 lbs of cooked bacon? or you gonna cry your way out of it.
Holy fuck moron, i simply said eating 5 pounds of bacon was more manly than eating 5 pounds of steak. Could you stomach five pounds of bacon? Probably not, the crazy prophet would see you stoned. But of course, you could probably eat 5 pounds of turket bacon, right? tsk tsk, you and your nutritional bullshit. Might as well be a fucking vegan.
Where did I say in this thread I was actually going to eat five pounds of bacon? Do you have a comprehension block or do you just like putting words in people's mouths? I said it's beautiful food for eating or making other foods taste even better. Please, by all means, invent me a quote where I said I would consume 5 pounds of bacon. Please do. I can eat a plate of bacon, surely, you can't because pigs are apparently above you towelmongrels. lolturkey.
Where did I say in this thread I was actually going to eat five pounds of bacon? Do you have a comprehension block or do you just like putting words in people's mouths?
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I know you didn't. I didn't take Shanus's bet the other week but you seemed intent on proving that I did. . . you failed.. . . . horribly. Unlike you, I'm not going to try to bullshit you about it. Anyways. . . you might not have said you were going to eat 5 lbs but you DID say this.
[quote user=proofinlife] or be a fucking man and eat a 5 pound plate with nothing else but bacon. 5 pounds of steak is not nearly as impressive or manly.
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so based on your own words. You admit that you yourself are not a man. In other words. You're a pussy by your own definition.
Where did I say in this thread I was actually going to eat five pounds of bacon? Do you have a comprehension block or do you just like putting words in people's mouths?
I know you didn't. I didn't take Shanus's bet the other week but you seemed intent on proving that I did. . . you failed.. . . . horribly. Unlike you, I'm not going to try to bullshit you about it. Anyways. . . you might not have said you were going to eat 5 lbs but you DID say this.
so based on your own words. You admit that you yourself are not a man. In other words. You're a pussy by your own definition.
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I have no idea how they could fuck something up that badly. First time I got it I was extremely hungover looking for a tasty morning treat and when that shite was produced i was disgusted.
I have no idea how they could fuck something up that badly. First time I got it I was extremely hungover looking for a tasty morning treat and when that shite was produced i was disgusted.