dolphins are the only other animal on earth that have sexual relations for pleasure
This, of course, is totally incorrect. Bonobos have sex, hetero and homo, for pleasure and bonding. Elephants also have sexual contact, hetero and homo, for pleasure and bonding. Bachelor male lions have been observed having homosexual contact in the wild.
Seriously dude, nature is fascinating. Turn on the fuckin Discovery Channel.
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they also give great head (cept for when they scrape their teeth... YOW)
You're a COW
This, of course, is totally incorrect. Bonobos have sex, hetero and homo, for pleasure and bonding. Elephants also have sexual contact, hetero and homo, for pleasure and bonding. Bachelor male lions have been observed having homosexual contact in the wild.
Seriously dude, nature is fascinating. Turn on the fuckin Discovery Channel.