All prospective australians are given two initiation into adulthood choices: Patting a stingray (the easy choice), or a triathalon (barefoot running through the spinifex with police dogs chasing you, swimming through 5km of shark infested waters unarmed, and riding a bike through an oven of 50 degrees celsius with a scorching sun beating down. Steve Irwin took the pussy choice and then even failed to become a full fledged Australian. Theres still 20 million other hardnuts though who survived the challenge.
well I didnt want to tell them all about the initiation as parts of it are top secret. If we told them what REALLY happened they wouldnt believe us anyway so I offered the watered down version.
Lol @ Canada being strong. It doesn't have any guns therefor i conclude Canadian's ball size are smaller than Americans balls. That's all it could possibly mean.
Lol @ Canada being strong. It doesn't have any guns therefor i conclude Canadian's ball size are smaller than Americans balls. That's all it could possibly mean.
nt, the states are just using more guns to compensate for the small penises
americans are sure convinced that every country needs a huge motherfucking military or someone will victimize them....................maybe if you didn't stick your fucking noses in other peoples business all the time, and push other countries around, you wouldn't need such a huge military yourselves..........you guy are the only ones that see the need for it......save for dictatorships like N.Korea..........but thats one of how many countries in this world
come on mmateri, its real easy to bitch when your own country's safety is mostly due to said neighbor you like to bitch about. Sure, the past decade has been shit, but I'm talking about before that...
^who wanted to fuck with Canada? nobody, canadians travel the world and americans pretend they are canadians so they dont get their ass beat. but now our neighbor is the one fucking with our safety.
^ :) should we meet in front of Nova's house and duke it out?
Seriously though, I like Canada. But don't talk shit about the US. I'll fuck up your mounties myself. Anyone remember "Due South"? AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
^ :) should we meet in front of Nova's house and duke it out?
Seriously though, I like Canada. But don't talk shit about the US. I'll fuck up your mounties myself. Anyone remember "Due South"? AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
Mmateri isn't Canaadian. He is one of our slaves so he doesn't actually have citizenship. It's a little known fact that Canada is one of the few developed countries that still has slaves. That's why I'm not scared to insult that fag materi. I know his master won't let him leave the house.
^ :) should we meet in front of Nova's house and duke it out?
Seriously though, I like Canada. But don't talk shit about the US. I'll fuck up your mounties myself. Anyone remember "Due South"? AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
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WTF are you squawking about there Columbus? You referring to Native Americans or South East Asians?
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The US West Coast doesn't need Canada. Like a Nation we are already. Our economy would be fine too, if we weren't drug down by the rest of the fucking States.
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alaska can come too
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I'm not so sure about that. They'll have to dump their Governor first.
Americans, shit your pants in fear. For years Canada has been secretly training our burgeoning moose population for a pre-emptive strike on the state of Montana. SHIT YOUR PANTS IN FEAR!!!
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Steve Irwin is dead so i think you're out of options.
Yeah... all that interbreeding with polar bears will do it.
nt, the states are just using more guns to compensate for the small penises
Seriously though, I like Canada. But don't talk shit about the US. I'll fuck up your mounties myself. Anyone remember "Due South"? AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
Seriously though, I like Canada. But don't talk shit about the US. I'll fuck up your mounties myself. Anyone remember "Due South"? AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
anyone remember Walker, Texas Ranger? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!
Seriously though, I like Canada. But don't talk shit about the US. I'll fuck up your mounties myself. Anyone remember "Due South"? AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
anyone remember Walker, Texas Ranger? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!
Walker would beat the shit out of your fag mountie. The comparison is silly. And I don't care if Walker was on "The Hallmark Channel". :)
-mmateri, be careful...I'll sick Lynden on you.
wait a minute....according to this map I'm from Canada. Pretty cool, eh?
WTF are you squawking about there Columbus? You referring to Native Americans or South East Asians?
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The US West Coast doesn't need Canada. Like a Nation we are already. Our economy would be fine too, if we weren't drug down by the rest of the fucking States.
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I'm not so sure about that. They'll have to dump their Governor first.
damn there should be a trailer park boys pic there
Steve Irwin is dead so i think you're out of options.
hey man we'll get Mad Max, Maximus and Wolverine on your ass.
Finally found someone lower than you on the totem pole, eh Nov ole buddy?
*Ruffles Nova's hair... greasy yet still wiry. Hmmm, go figure*
Who's a good lil Trollenkin... is it you? Is it YOU.
Fire ze missiles!
Fire ze missiles!
but I'm le tired
Fire ze missiles!
but I'm le tired
well take a nap.... THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!