There's this shit stage inbetween where you look like a cross between an emo and a mushroom, if you can grin and bare it long enough, eventually your hair will flatten down and you'll look less like a twat and more like a hippy.
Around about 18 months.
There's this shit stage inbetween where you look like a cross between an emo and a mushroom, if you can grin and bare it long enough, eventually your hair will flatten down and you'll look less like a twat and more like a hippy.
There's this shit stage inbetween where you look like a cross between an emo and a mushroom, if you can grin and bare it long enough, eventually your hair will flatten down and you'll look less like a twat and more like a hippy.
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the mushroom stage is not fun. once it goes past your neck tho, all the hard work is rewarded
Matt2k35 wrote:
Around about 18 months.
There's this shit stage inbetween where you look like a cross between an emo and a mushroom, if you can grin and bare it long enough, eventually your hair will flatten down and you'll look less like a twat and more like a hippy.
the mushroom stage is not fun. once it goes past your neck tho, all the hard work is rewarded
[quote user="TheDarkDevice"]How many long hair stoners does this make now? Myself, Karn and now Matt. We got like the most awesomest demographic of long haired stoners EVER.
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^and me.......well, my hairs fairly long.
TheDarkDevice wrote:
How many long hair stoners does this make now? Myself, Karn and now Matt. We got like the most awesomest demographic of long haired stoners EVER.
and in the meantime, your imaginary girlfriend's gone gay, your left eyebrow has moved even farther up your forehead and you've near exhausted your lifetime supply of Jeri-Curl.
and in the meantime, your imaginary girlfriend's gone gay, your left eyebrow has moved even farther up your forehead and you've near exhausted your lifetime supply of Jeri-Curl.
[quote user=Sleep] looks like your right arm is extended. Thus implying that this photo was taken by you.
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[quote user=Matt2k35] I was reaching out for the camera,initially, but my arm was twisted to let her take the pic.
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He's lying I never took this picture.... Honest
[quote user=Whodareswins] He looks gay and some one nova would bum, watch out for nova lol
[/quote] No he's most definitely not gay...
[quote user=Matt2k35] It's a hoodie, bro and shit, this pic is nearly 3 years old. How the time passes! [/quote]
Haha it may be 3 years old but he still wears this hoodie
[quote user=Fido] and in the meantime, your imaginary girlfriend's gone gay, your left eyebrow has moved even farther up your forehead and you've near exhausted your lifetime supply of Jeri-Curl.
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and finally I'm not gay
Hahaha!
I post just because I can....
Sleep wrote:
looks like your right arm is extended. Thus implying that this photo was taken by you.
Matt2k35 wrote:
I was reaching out for the camera,initially, but my arm was twisted to let her take the pic.
He's lying I never took this picture.... Honest
Whodareswins wrote:
He looks gay and some one nova would bum, watch out for nova lol
No he's most definitely not gay...
Matt2k35 wrote:
It's a hoodie, bro and shit, this pic is nearly 3 years old. How the time passes!
Haha it may be 3 years old but he still wears this hoodie
Fido wrote:
and in the meantime, your imaginary girlfriend's gone gay, your left eyebrow has moved even farther up your forehead and you've near exhausted your lifetime supply of Jeri-Curl.
[quote user=icouldhavlied] [quote user=Sleep]looks like your right arm is extended. Thus implying that this photo was taken by you. [/quote]
[quote user=Matt2k35]I was reaching out for the camera,initially, but my arm was twisted to let her take the pic. [/quote]
He's lying I never took this picture.... Honest
[quote user=Whodareswins]He looks gay and some one nova would bum, watch out for nova lol [/quote] No he's most definitely not gay...
[quote user=Matt2k35]It's a hoodie, bro and shit, this pic is nearly 3 years old. How the time passes! [/quote]
Haha it may be 3 years old but he still wears this hoodie
[quote user=Fido]and in the meantime, your imaginary girlfriend's gone gay, your left eyebrow has moved even farther up your forehead and you've near exhausted your lifetime supply of Jeri-Curl.
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and finally I'm not gay
Hahaha!
I post just because I can....
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icouldhavlied wrote:
Sleep wrote:
looks like your right arm is extended. Thus implying that this photo was taken by you.
Matt2k35 wrote:
I was reaching out for the camera,initially, but my arm was twisted to let her take the pic.
He's lying I never took this picture.... Honest
Whodareswins wrote:
He looks gay and some one nova would bum, watch out for nova lol
No he's most definitely not gay...
Matt2k35 wrote:
It's a hoodie, bro and shit, this pic is nearly 3 years old. How the time passes!
Haha it may be 3 years old but he still wears this hoodie
Fido wrote:
and in the meantime, your imaginary girlfriend's gone gay, your left eyebrow has moved even farther up your forehead and you've near exhausted your lifetime supply of Jeri-Curl.
Yeah he just wants to try get under my skin by being a douchebag. What he doesn't realise is that he's always a douchebag, so it's nothing out of the ordinary.
Yeah he just wants to try get under my skin by being a douchebag. What he doesn't realise is that he's always a douchebag, so it's nothing out of the ordinary.
I think we all assumed he had a fb account with "right hand" in a relationship... we all figured since he doesnt want us to see his fb we'd find the blatant evidence he is cheating with "leftie"
I think we all assumed he had a fb account with "right hand" in a relationship... we all figured since he doesnt want us to see his fb we'd find the blatant evidence he is cheating with "leftie"
[quote user=n0body] [quote user=Matt2k35]'fraid not fellas ;) [/quote] oh it's the boyfriend then? [/quote]
Shhh!
[quote user=proofinlife] I think we all assumed he had a fb account with "right hand" in a relationship... we all figured since he doesnt want us to see his fb we'd find the blatant evidence he is cheating with "leftie" [/quote]
proof, you're a sad, sad man. You never talk about a woman. Do you have one?
n0body wrote:
Matt2k35 wrote:
'fraid not fellas
oh it's the boyfriend then?
Shhh!
proofinlife wrote:
I think we all assumed he had a fb account with "right hand" in a relationship... we all figured since he doesnt want us to see his fb we'd find the blatant evidence he is cheating with "leftie"
proof, you're a sad, sad man. You never talk about a woman. Do you have one?
There's this shit stage inbetween where you look like a cross between an emo and a mushroom, if you can grin and bare it long enough, eventually your hair will flatten down and you'll look less like a twat and more like a hippy.
There's this shit stage inbetween where you look like a cross between an emo and a mushroom, if you can grin and bare it long enough, eventually your hair will flatten down and you'll look less like a twat and more like a hippy.
That should be photoshopped. Take my avatar and add the hair. I'm too lazy to do this, and I think that would defeat the object.
Oh and it's supposed to be Big Boss from Metal Gear on the MSX.
That should be photoshopped. Take my avatar and add the hair. I'm too lazy to do this, and I think that would defeat the object.
Oh and it's supposed to be Big Boss from Metal Gear on the MSX.
but, I look too much like Jesus. Perhaps Judge will try to nail me to a piece of wood.
but, I look too much like Jesus. Perhaps Judge will try to nail me to a piece of wood.
There's this shit stage inbetween where you look like a cross between an emo and a mushroom, if you can grin and bare it long enough, eventually your hair will flatten down and you'll look less like a twat and more like a hippy.
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the mushroom stage is not fun. once it goes past your neck tho, all the hard work is rewarded
There's this shit stage inbetween where you look like a cross between an emo and a mushroom, if you can grin and bare it long enough, eventually your hair will flatten down and you'll look less like a twat and more like a hippy.
the mushroom stage is not fun. once it goes past your neck tho, all the hard work is rewarded
...you look like a cross between an emo and a mushroom...you'll look less like a twat and more like a hippy.
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How much longer have you got to go then?
...you look like a cross between an emo and a mushroom...you'll look less like a twat and more like a hippy.
How much longer have you got to go then?
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^and me.......well, my hairs fairly long.
^and me.......well, my hairs fairly long.
^and me.......well, my hairs fairly long.
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And you're all struggling to leave the 'I look like a twat' stage.
^and me.......well, my hairs fairly long.
And you're all struggling to leave the 'I look like a twat' stage.
And you're all struggling to leave the 'I look like a twat' stage.
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I've struggled harder pulling my cock out of your mothers ass than I ever have deciding what I wanna do with my appearance.
And you're all struggling to leave the 'I look like a twat' stage.
I've struggled harder pulling my cock out of your mothers ass than I ever have deciding what I wanna do with my appearance.
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I listen to metal too fuck face. -_-
I ain't no damn hippy.
I listen to metal too fuck face. -_-
I ain't no damn hippy.
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I love Celine Dion... especially the faces she makes when I stick my cock in her butt.
I love Celine Dion... especially the faces she makes when I stick my cock in her butt.
And my heart will go on and oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon, for Nova
And my heart will go on and oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon, for Nova
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I'm often called a mother fucker... I wager that if the insult is so common, I might as well do something to garner the reputation.
[quote user="Jd8coke"]^ That's not Celine Dion you're fucking, that's Matt2k35 in a dress.
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... I have no complaints.
I'm often called a mother fucker... I wager that if the insult is so common, I might as well do something to garner the reputation.
... I have no complaints.
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I usually shower fully clothed, eat nails and shit bran flakes.
But it was the best £20 I ever spent in Burton. In fact, come to think of it, it's the ONLY £20 I've ever spent in Burton.
I usually shower fully clothed, eat nails and shit bran flakes.
But it was the best £20 I ever spent in Burton. In fact, come to think of it, it's the ONLY £20 I've ever spent in Burton.
I'm often called a mother fucker... I wager that if the insult is so common, I might as well do something to garner the reputation.
[quote user=Jd8coke] [/quote]
... I have no complaints.
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Beggars can't be choosers eh?
I'm often called a mother fucker... I wager that if the insult is so common, I might as well do something to garner the reputation.
... I have no complaints.
Beggars can't be choosers eh?
Beggars can't be choosers eh?
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... Meh, I could be picky. But I find it very hard to say no to a poop chute.
Beggars can't be choosers eh?
... Meh, I could be picky. But I find it very hard to say no to a poop chute.
admit it, the only gf you have is yourself when you shave your bum fluff and stand in front of a mirror tucking your tiny package between your legs.
admit it, the only gf you have is yourself when you shave your bum fluff and stand in front of a mirror tucking your tiny package between your legs.
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[quote user=Matt2k35] I was reaching out for the camera,initially, but my arm was twisted to let her take the pic.
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He's lying I never took this picture.... Honest
[quote user=Whodareswins] He looks gay and some one nova would bum, watch out for nova lol
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No he's most definitely not gay...
[quote user=Matt2k35] It's a hoodie, bro and shit, this pic is nearly 3 years old. How the time passes!
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Haha it may be 3 years old but he still wears this hoodie
[quote user=Fido] and in the meantime, your imaginary girlfriend's gone gay, your left eyebrow has moved even farther up your forehead and you've near exhausted your lifetime supply of Jeri-Curl.
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and finally I'm not gay
Hahaha!
I post just because I can....
He's lying I never took this picture.... Honest
No he's most definitely not gay...
Haha it may be 3 years old but he still wears this hoodie
and finally I'm not gay
Hahaha!
I post just because I can....
see what i did there?
see what i did there?
see what i did there?
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see what i did there?
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[quote user=Matt2k35]I was reaching out for the camera,initially, but my arm was twisted to let her take the pic.
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He's lying I never took this picture.... Honest
[quote user=Whodareswins]He looks gay and some one nova would bum, watch out for nova lol
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No he's most definitely not gay...
[quote user=Matt2k35]It's a hoodie, bro and shit, this pic is nearly 3 years old. How the time passes! [/quote]
Haha it may be 3 years old but he still wears this hoodie
[quote user=Fido]and in the meantime, your imaginary girlfriend's gone gay, your left eyebrow has moved even farther up your forehead and you've near exhausted your lifetime supply of Jeri-Curl.
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and finally I'm not gay
Hahaha!
I post just because I can....
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He's lying I never took this picture.... Honest
No he's most definitely not gay...
Haha it may be 3 years old but he still wears this hoodie
and finally I'm not gay
Hahaha!
I post just because I can....
P.s. Tits or gtfo
P.s. Tits or gtfo
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My apologies. I Thought Matt was the balls of the relationship but having looked through the thread again i now realise my mistake.
Hey, Matt,
My apologies. I Thought Matt was the balls of the relationship but having looked through the thread again i now realise my mistake.
Hey, Matt,
Edit: Ohh I get it, the "girlfriend"
Edit: Ohh I get it, the "girlfriend"
Edit: Ohh I get it, the "girlfriend"
Rofl why do you have to say what we're all thinking it was funnier letting it play out
Edit: Ohh I get it, the "girlfriend"
Rofl why do you have to say what we're all thinking it was funnier letting it play out
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oh it's the boyfriend then?
oh it's the boyfriend then?
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Beggars can't be choosers eh?
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lol
Beggars can't be choosers eh?
lol
oh it's the boyfriend then?
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Shhh!
[quote user=proofinlife] I think we all assumed he had a fb account with "right hand" in a relationship... we all figured since he doesnt want us to see his fb we'd find the blatant evidence he is cheating with "leftie"
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proof, you're a sad, sad man.
oh it's the boyfriend then?
Shhh!
proof, you're a sad, sad man.