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hims is cute

the rest of its body is just a huge dick

i dont like snakes, or things that look like snakes, thus this thing needs to be made dead.

Spiders are far more scary than snakes. And this one looks far less scary/dangerous than many other snake-like creatures.

^ nah man, not at all

are u going to eat it? if not, then it don't need to die cause you don't like it

^ i often agree, but in the case of snake i like to kill them just to be sure. in all honesty thats only been 4 ovre the years, but its better than none. oh and there was this one which i chopped like half its head off, but it didn't die, then it tried to attack me, so i fucked it off into the river. i assume it must be dead coz its head was all hanging off and flappy and shit. man fuck snakes

 ^ and pigeons

If you dont like this snake-lizard, you can giiiiiit out.

SNAKE-LIZARDS OR GTFO