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Posted by
EdRoberts
promoted 6 months 3 weeks ago, posted 6 months 3 weeks ago
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Just Askin'
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monthly
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pussy
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Yes
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No
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Hell YES - and I pulled her tampon out with my teeth.
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Maybe - I was drunk and thought I woke up with a bloody nose...
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Well, I looked under her pad, and since there were no maggots, I said, "What the hell."
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Hell No!!! But, then I'm kind of a latent homosexual...
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That was BLOOD?!?!?! Aw - SHIT - I thought it was Taco sauce!
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I've never had any pussy - and now I never will - YUCK
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Nom nom nom nom
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I thought I had, but I was drunk and it turned out to just be Grandma and her Depends...
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If it was Taylor Swift, I'd not only eat her tampon, but her shit - just to get a look at her naked...
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Well, Fuckstick, tell her that as her brother, you demand your rights! Hope this helps...
... Why?
And she was only 15...
And she was only 15...
and pablo was 27.
pedo.
... Why?
i'm a dirty motherfucker.
when i was doing TA training at uni i was seeing this general's daughter who was also a dirty biiotch. one night i accidentally lost her tampon inside of her and was we had great fun as i fished around inside her gushing bloody pleasure flaps searching for the thing. needless to say the mattress was ruined but my at least fingers tasted great the next day.
we put the mattress outside the house in the middle of studentland leeds as a kind of bloody trophy until the council came and removed it.
(pablo, this is the same night as dibley's infamous "5 fingers" mojo's fail)
anyway, in the shower that evening i noticed a load of blood started gathering around the plug hole with a few nasty clots... checking myself for injuries i finally noticed it was my nose and with a hefty blow a massive blod clot came out and thwacked on the floor. i must have fallen on my face or gotten into a fight sometime that day before and had a nosebleed when going down on the chick... bleeding all over her bits, tits, neck and face... even her hair was sticking to the pillow! oops.
revenge for all the nasty girls who failed to warn me they were on the rag i guess... not that it woulda stopped me anyway.
anyway, in the shower that evening i noticed a load of blood started gathering around the plug hole with a few nasty clots... checking myself for injuries i finally noticed it was my nose and with a hefty blow a massive blod clot came out and thwacked on the floor. i must have fallen on my face or gotten into a fight sometime that day before and had a nosebleed when going down on the chick... bleeding all over her bits, tits, neck and face... even her hair was sticking to the pillow! oops.
revenge for all the nasty girls who failed to warn me they were on the rag i guess... not that it woulda stopped me anyway.
Great story to start the day!
And she was only 15...
and pablo was 27.
pedo.
Nah...I was 16 so it don't really count as proper pedo. I just wanted to see if wolffe was jealous...
i did however, involuntarily, go down on a chic with the mushrooms going..!~ the scent oughtta warned me, but i was a horndog that night, so yeah!~ what saved me was that i was unable to perform as well as i used to having recently put a stud in my tongue, no diving dick that night! and not until she had cleaned up properly too!
oh, days of crazy thems were!
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Well, Fuckstick, tell her that as her brother, you demand your rights! Hope this helps...
I mean during period. I actually agree now, no need to go vampire xD Just because you sail the red sea doesn't mean you have to taste it.
Oh shit! LMFAO
You can always rely on rokkus to lower the tone; That's why I don't miss eating lunch with him everyday...
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it the way you catch vampires, while they are feeding on your bloody goodness you stake them.
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it the way you catch vampires, while they are feeding on your bloody goodness you stake them.
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You scare me!
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it the way you catch vampires, while they are feeding on your bloody goodness you stake them.
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LOL
Had sex while she was on...ish, but going down? Noooo.
yeah, so does fingerbanging, and they don't have tastebuds.
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If it starts out a little dry, I just spit in it a few times to get it started...
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If it starts out a little dry, I just fap and go to sleep.
anyway, in the shower that evening i noticed a load of blood started gathering around the plug hole with a few nasty clots... checking myself for injuries i finally noticed it was my nose and with a hefty blow a massive blod clot came out and thwacked on the floor. i must have fallen on my face or gotten into a fight sometime that day before and had a nosebleed when going down on the chick... bleeding all over her bits, tits, neck and face... even her hair was sticking to the pillow! oops.
revenge for all the nasty girls who failed to warn me they were on the rag i guess... not that it woulda stopped me anyway.
You should write movies motherfucker!!!! Anyways, you're fucking disgusting. And a man. Truly.
Change it just slightly and it would make a good prison movie...
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Your pumpkin be a sissy - - probably a Gay pumpkin...
Obviously you need to go live with Nova for a few weeks...will toughen you up...things you now find gross and disgusting will then be as butterfly kisses to you... Ya pussy.
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it the way you catch vampires, while they are feeding on your bloody goodness you stake them.
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Ah, shucks, that Greta - she act soooo innocent... Bet she a screamer in the sack...probably like the gym teacher in "Porkys" - have to stuff a sock in her mouth to keep the whole school from hearing her...
and shaved, fyi.
Fussy, fussy, fussy... No wonder you're such a tight-ass.
and shaved, fyi.
WHAT? YOUR MUM SHAVE'S AT 50+??!!
disgusting... hangin old curtains like that need to be hidded behind years of jungle-bush, it's just not right!
urgh... would be like nibbling on a turkey's wattle...
anyway, in the shower that evening i noticed a load of blood started gathering around the plug hole with a few nasty clots... checking myself for injuries i finally noticed it was my nose and with a hefty blow a massive blod clot came out and thwacked on the floor. i must have fallen on my face or gotten into a fight sometime that day before and had a nosebleed when going down on the chick... bleeding all over her bits, tits, neck and face... even her hair was sticking to the pillow! oops.
revenge for all the nasty girls who failed to warn me they were on the rag i guess... not that it woulda stopped me anyway.
This is why we need rep or +1's or something on posts. Fantastic story!
This is appropriate
bring it. tan is hungry for win
u mad that any of the girls i've fucked were hotter, cleaner, and less attainable, than any chick that would ever give you a second look?
or are you turning into edroberts v2.0 because lately your bum-buddy pablo isn't giving you all the wuvvies and attention you so obviously crave from him?
disgusting... hangin old curtains like that need to be hidded behind years of jungle-bush, it's just not right!
urgh... would be like nibbling on a turkey's wattle...
'round here we call them wizard sleeves
u mad that any of the girls i've fucked were hotter, cleaner, and less attainable, than any chick that would ever give you a second look?
or are you turning into edroberts v2.0 because lately your bum-buddy pablo isn't giving you all the wuvvies and attention you so obviously crave from him?
in short, yes to all of the above bar the girls you've fucked, if that's your bag then good for you but if me and you were in a room together i'd give you about 2 minutes before you cracked onto me and about 5 min before we were doing the wild thang in the bathroom. i've not slept exclusively with ugly chicks, just the one or two that i have were pretty fugly... the consequences of beer goggles haunt me. the whip girl was smoking... just a psycho and more than just s&m psycho. i am reformed these days mind, now i just nibble on one ladys rag.
are you hurt that i sussed out your mommy-love lust?
in short, yes to all of the above
Aww shucks. Why didn't you just say so.
Do you need a hug?