If You Ran Away And Joined The Circus, Which Circus Job Would You Do?

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If You Ran Away And Joined The Circus, Which Circus Job Would You Do?
- Posted by jschick promoted 9 months 2 weeks ago, posted 9 months 2 weeks ago [poll]
- 17 | 149 views | 18 votes
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- Flying Trapeze Artist 11.11% (2)
- Lion Tamer 11.11% (2)
- Clown 5.56% (1)
- Fortune Teller 5.56% (1)
- Ticket Seller 5.56% (1)
- Snake Charmer 0% (0)
- Human Cannonball 11.11% (2)
- Tightrope Walker 5.56% (1)
- Ringmaster 5.56% (1)
- Strong Man 0% (0)
- Bearded Lady 5.56% (1)
- Popcorn/Candy Vendor 5.56% (1)
- Ticket Seller 0% (0)
- Elephant Poop Scooper 11.11% (2)
- Other 16.67% (3)
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- n0body
- 9 months 2 weeks ago
- Comment #15,129
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i'd be a clown coz my teachers used to say "mark stop acting like a clown" so i figure i'm qualified

i'd be a clown coz my teachers used to say "mark stop acting like a clown" so i figure i'm qualified
- jeuxstine
- 9 months 2 weeks ago
- Comment #2,397
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Trapeze. I'd have no choice but to be incredibly buff, flexible, graceful, and fearless.

Trapeze. I'd have no choice but to be incredibly buff, flexible, graceful, and fearless.
- Fido
- 9 months 2 weeks ago
- Comment #9,842
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Shaving the bearded Lady but apparently it's not an option. Or jeux if she's having one of those hormonal episodes.

Shaving the bearded Lady but apparently it's not an option. Or jeux if she's having one of those hormonal episodes.
- mac
- 9 months 2 weeks ago
- Comment #3,615
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i don't think anything can top being shot out of a cannon.

EDIT: there's a gay/sex joke in there somewhere but i can't quite put it together.

i don't think anything can top being shot out of a cannon.

EDIT: there's a gay/sex joke in there somewhere but i can't quite put it together.
- Fido
- 9 months 2 weeks ago
- Comment #9,846
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I suppose it depends on where you land ^

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEAYcR8w_tE[/video]

I suppose it depends on where you land ^
- Layneis
- 9 months 2 weeks ago
- Comment #429
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Bearded Lady.

Bearded Lady.
- Fido
- 9 months 2 weeks ago
- Comment #9,847
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On second thought. My life is a circus. I come to tan for a sense of normalcy. What does that tell you?

On second thought. My life is a circus. I come to tan for a sense of normalcy. What does that tell you?
- EdRoberts
- 9 months 2 weeks ago
- Comment #9,718
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Greasing the trapeze bars...

Greasing the trapeze bars...
- EdRoberts
- 9 months 2 weeks ago
- Comment #9,719
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[quote user=mac] i don't think anything can top being shot out of a cannon.

[/quote]

^

You think exactly like billions of my sperm...

mac wrote:
i don't think anything can top being shot out of a cannon.

^

You think exactly like billions of my sperm...
- jschick
- 9 months 2 weeks ago
- Comment #4,350
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i chose trapeze artist....only cuz i've sort of kind of tried it before. twas fun. and a major workout.
otherwise it's a tie between lion tamer and snake charmer, as i lurve any non human animal.

i chose trapeze artist....only cuz i've sort of kind of tried it before. twas fun. and a major workout.
otherwise it's a tie between lion tamer and snake charmer, as i lurve any non human animal.
- mmateri
- 9 months 2 weeks ago
- Comment #6,574
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owner

owner
- Beelzebub
- 9 months 2 weeks ago
- Comment #3,280
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ticket seller. Then I can run away with all the money

ticket seller. Then I can run away with all the money
- otester
- 9 months 2 weeks ago
- Comment #5,923
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Popcorn/Candy vendor.

Popcorn/Candy vendor.
- pimppapy
- 9 months 2 weeks ago
- Comment #1,543
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[quote user=Fido] Shaving the bearded Lady but apparently it's not an option.
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proof won't let you shave her

Fido wrote:
Shaving the bearded Lady but apparently it's not an option.

proof won't let you shave her
- Whodareswins
- 9 months 2 weeks ago
- Comment #1,830
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[quote user=jschick] i chose trapeze artist....only cuz i've sort of kind of tried it before. twas fun. and a major workout.
otherwise it's a tie between lion tamer and snake charmer, as i lurve any non human animal.
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LOL i thought all women were snake charmers jess, i would be the Lion tamer

jschick wrote:
i chose trapeze artist....only cuz i've sort of kind of tried it before. twas fun. and a major workout.
otherwise it's a tie between lion tamer and snake charmer, as i lurve any non human animal.

LOL i thought all women were snake charmers jess, i would be the Lion tamer
- jschick
- 9 months 2 weeks ago
- Comment #4,355
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^ lol.....

^ lol.....
- cadpig
- 9 months 2 weeks ago
- Comment #1,968
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Other I would be one of the crew that sets the tent and lights up. The guys that packs everything up for the next show.

Other I would be one of the crew that sets the tent and lights up. The guys that packs everything up for the next show.

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