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How Can Big Raise $1,042.00 to Keep This Dump Going.

• Posted by EdRoberts promoted 2 years 3 months ago, posted 2 years 3 months ago [poll]
• 10 | 210 views | 17 votes

Big claims he's short on the funds needed to keep TAN going - or, he's short for the fare to where ever he's going to cruise Gay bars - whatever, how do you think Big can best raise the money he needs?

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• Ask the Queen? (The real Queen, not the queens at the Gay bar). 5.88% (1)
• Ask the Queen's son, who Big doubtless knows from the aforementioned Gay bar. 0% (0)
• Quit blowing guys for nothing at the public restrooms; ask the poofs to donate more than something warm for Big to put in his stomach 11.76% (2)
• Apply to the US for foreign aid - this worked during two World Wars 11.76% (2)
• Pimp out his sister - again - same way he raised the money last year 0% (0)
• Pray to Jesus 0% (0)
• Pass the hat at the Gay bar 5.88% (1)
• Sell his assless leather chaps and donate the money 5.88% (1)
• Ask a Jew for the money 5.88% (1)
• Hold his breath until his mommy gives him the money 5.88% (1)
• Use his awesome knowledge of science and turn lead into gold, convert that into GBP or real money (American) and pay the fucking bill 0% (0)
• Take the money he's been spending on his AIDS medication and spend it on TAN 5.88% (1)
• Or, the quickest way: Take his beer budget for a week and a half, and use it to save TAN 41.18% (7)
• Ended