Virginia Matheney and Calvin Thomas said touch-screen machines in the county clerk's office in Ripley kept switching their votes from Democratic to Republican candidates. Picture is for how stupid you have to be if you did not see this coming.
Everyone who buys a mobile telephone will be forced to register their identity on a national database under government plans to extend massively the powers of state surveillance.
A 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was in the Saginaw County Jail for "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a Thomas Township car wash, police say.
A resident of northern Greene County was flown to the Wellmont Holston Valley Medical Center in Kingsport after he accidentally shot himself in the foot with a shotgun. Picture is self explanatory.
Outer space smells like fried steak, hot metal and welding a motorbike, according to Nasa scientists.
A Fairmont woman has filed suit against a Morgantown company, claiming one of its employees masturbated in front of her after offering her a job.
The more voters learn about Sarah Palin, the more wary they become. Once the focus of post-convention Republican euphoria, the Alaska Governor is now viewed as a serious liability to the McCain campaign. Picture is in place of "Obvious" tag.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation is struggling to find enough agents and resources to investigate criminal wrongdoing tied to the country’s economic crisis, according to current and former bureau officials.
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Some people were asking aboot how Vampire got fired from SHoutwire.com .
I won't yet tell you how. but I am publishing his goodbye. As Shoutwire refuses to post to post the truth anymore I will do it. Enjoy.
While normally effective on people, a Hernando deputy learned the hard way that Taser stun guns do not work very well on wild boars.
MOULTRIE, Georgia - A local man was arrested after he was allegedly driving a motorized wheelchair scooter while intoxicated. Damn if I were in a motorized wheelchair I would want to be drunk as well, but in the one pictured instead.
A BLANK wall built for teenage graffiti artists has been vandalised by an angry resident writing – ”I paid my tax and all I got was this lousy wall”. Picture is self explanatory.
AS the laziest husband in Britain, shameless Kevin Pyle never lifts a finger around the house. He even gets long-suffering wife Karen to squeeze paste on to his toothbrush and watches from the window while she mows the grass. He is my HERO!
A man performing the act the "Human Speed Bump" was injured after being run over by a car during his act at the Arizona State Fair around 6:20 p.m. according to the Arizona Department of Public Safety.
The incredible surfing rats who were taught to ride 4ft waves. Along with his fellow rat Fin, Tofu catches waves of up to 4ft and even rides tunnels of water known as 'tubes'.
Fudged Breathalyzer Tests Questions DUI Arrests. Inspector Turned Machines Off When They Appeared About To Fail Throwing Into Doubt Thousands Of Drunk Driving Citations.
Lesley Richardson A postman was caught wearing a pair of stolen knickers after his bosses became suspicious that packages were going missing.
CHICAGO (CBS) ― Two more children have told police they were approached by a sinister man dressed as a clown, after several other such incidents were reported.
On May 22, 2007 Katsusuke Yanagisawa became the oldest person to summit Mt. Everest. This 71 year old former school teacher has since joined the ranks of Bear Grylls and Lance Armstrong as "People Whose Achievements Invalidate Your Pathetic Existence."
When Facebook emerged on the scene in early 2004, it was the plucky young challenger to big bad MySpace. Over time, Facebook has risen to dominance by offering its users a far longer list of ways to annoy their friends to the point of physical violence.
Police say 21-year-old Vincent Mercaldo III of Marietta used his black 2000 Volvo and a blue strobe light to make a traffic stop around 11 p.m. on Oct. 10. To his surprise, it was his neighbour from across the street. Picture is for how dumb he was.
A man has been jailed for life for stabbing his wife to death over a posting she made on the social networking site Facebook.
Wayne Forrester, 34, told police he was devastated that his wife Emma, also 34, had changed her online profile to "single" days after he had moved out. So he stabbed her up.
If we can't trust scientists, who can we trust? Other than a few bad apples, these are the guys curing our diseases and generally saving the world. But, sadly, even in this field there are those who like to play fast and loose with the truth. And then there are guys who are just totally full of shit. Such as...