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A story of how a shoutwire editor wracked by his closeted homosexuality finally lost his mind, and started spewing Anti-Boobitic hate on the Shoutwire Facebook group. Like my people haven;t been through enough.
So I get up to the noise of an alarm, and decide to check my compy. I notice that a Shoutwire editor has finally lost his mind with hate for me. He had been accusing me of phoning him before. God knows why he thought it was me. Now it appears he has turned to Facebook to spread my personal information to encourage hate, and possibly severe penile beatings. So now I am like Anne Frank hiding from the Germans. There is no telling how much time I have before the crazed Shoutwire users find me now.
You heard it hear first folks. A Shoutwire Editor was recently caught committing an anti-boobitic speech on Facebook. Yes sir. As if my people haven't had it hard enough. We have been abused throughout history due to our beliefs. I came to Shoutwire as a shelter against anti-boobitism. Here I could express myself, and not be oppressed by the evil powers that be. That all changed tonight when I checked the Shoutwire Facebook group.
Not all you know the history so here is a quick recap. This dick named Jeff Sorensen (Liferiot) had gotten drunk one night, and due to his latent raving homosexuality had spent the night writing his phone number on every mens washroom wall he could find. The next day he suppressed the immoral tendancies as he does everyday. Only this time he started getting numerous phone calls from hulky and horny gay men. He of course is in denial, and had to play someone. He could not simply accept the fact that he loves tha cock. So of course like has happened before I get blamed. For some reason everytime something goes wrong on Shoutwire my people get blamed. Like we haven't had it hard enough already. He wrote an editorial aboot me. He angrily blamed me for calling him numerous times with his only proof being that, "Nova was my friend on Facebook." Now I ask you folks is that in any way fair? So I simply pitied him, and hoped that one day he would merely accept the fact that he is attracted to men. I also wished that maybe he would get together with one of the kind and sweet potential lovers who had seen his request for a hard gay shag on that washroom wall, and then took time out of their day to give him a ring.
Of course this did not happen or else I would not be writing this. Liferiots suppression of his love for dongs caused him ever greater anger day by day. It seems he had been collecting information on me over this time. Then tonight angered by getting penis pummelled by my superior intellect and phallic arguing skills he lost it. He started with words of hate then he progressed to posting personnel information aboot me. He encourage the Anti-Booitic mobs to attack me with the words, "Have fun kids, I have plenty more on the kid that sits in back and draws pictures of vaginas." words that coincidentally sound very similar to, "Wir musen die booben ausrotten."
So now with his closeted homosexuality causing him unbridled rage he unleashed his hate on poor little me. I thought my days of hiding where finished. With the phone police finally done with me I thought the persecution had ended, but no. Alas it has started anew. Will this Corporal from Michigan cause the next Anti-Boobitic uprising. With my information revealed will I be spared from the ravenous uncultured anti-boobitic Shoutwire Brown Shirts. Only time will tell. For those that read this I implore you to stop this hate. Also if you don't help me now remember this. First they will come for the nipples and you will say nothing then they will go for your belly button and you will still say nothing. By the time they go for your balls there will be nothing left to spank.
Shalom my mammary supporters. To Liferiot please embrace the cock, and be at peace with it.