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I invited 6 friends over for pissup and poker. All was going well till 10 PM the new neighbour arrived. I figured I should invite him as he's new to the area and its the christianly thing to do.
10:00 PM - 12:00 AM
Joviality continued with much laughing, drinking, joking
The neighbour decides to show one of my mates his crappy tattoo. He puts his leg up on the table; mate goes to have a look-- says something about the tattoo (possibly something like 'I have clean skin)
Neighbour goes Apeshit and starts attacking friend. We're all stunned. I'm behind their backs think and think its just some playing around and fake headlock bashing. They twist around and I see blood spraying everywhere. Neighbours yelling things like 'I'll cut your fucking throat right now, I'll kill you, dont fuck with me etc. I boot his ass out the door. We're all there like stunned mullet going WTF is going on? W.T.F?
Neighbour comes back with what appears to be a gun and starts carrying on like a big girl again. We send him packing. Police are called.
Police arrive after numerous calls and only actually start coming with any sort of pace when I say: 'My mate is about to go over and start shit again -- get your ass over here - If a brawl breaks out with a firearm involved its all fucked. GET THE FUCK OVER HERE
3:30 AM - 6:15 AM
Sitting at useless fucking hospital waiting for mate to get stitches in lip.