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Internet Videos - Videos Made Of Internets
In the beginning there was nothing. Then Hay-zeus farted out bits of atmospheric dust and dealt matter to the five corners of the universe in 1.21 Jiggawatts. Then through eons of years consciousness was born and we began to seperate from the God-head and think for ourselves. Who da thunk it. In our monkey men stage our days were taken up with such exciting activities as having full scale battles with mongoloid neanderthals and acquiring all body tans. Ten hours a day we relaxed with fermented berries and copious amounts of ransacking vag.
A few millenia later and the 'Great Cold Snap' arrived. Throughout the continents penis' shrivelled. Women chuckled and men grew angry. We tore down leaves and bark, and set to embroider ourselves fashionable pants to cover the unmanly scene. But with no swinging dick to flash in everybodys face there was no way in which to show the girlies how we men truly feel towards them. In years past it was a simple case of this;
'Mmm me stand beside you'
'Mmm Me see you have boobs and bum'
'Well me see by erect pole you like boobs and bum'
'Let's go behind tree'
Things were simple then. Without dick swinging men had to revert to other forms of sexual coercion. This is when we started using our brains to please women and attack men, with the end result always being getting our end away. So we slaved away endlessly trying ways to get into that gorgeous little tight pu-na-ni. 'Hey women I built you a house'. 'Hey women I built you a ship'. 'Hey women my name is Alexander and I built an empire for you'. But it's never enough is it. They never say it but all they ever crave is the cock. So began the era when things weren't so black and white. The end had come for small dick-big dick games. The era of the mind-fuck had arrived. The era of trying to out-do one another. So advancements occurred, technology got more extravagant, Newton, Hitler and Jesus got their ends away. All because they thought they were better than everyone else.
Then the mid-20th Century arrived, and the people of America got the idea that they had bigger dicks than the people of Russia. Which is obviously not true. And so the Internet was born. It grew and grew till eventually we landed in a place where no longer did we give a shit about the ego. We didn't care for that life anymore. That life that had seeped into the minds of countless people before us. That life that had lasted thousands upon thousands of years. The third era had began. The era of the Internets. Where pleasure, pain and laughter is but fingertips away. Contemplation is now our manna and secretly the girls hate it. We want fun times, lol times, happy times, no women times. And the Internet has it. Yippee!
So congratulate yourselves for being apart of a new era. Do this by giving the Internets a special treat of videos. Videos of win, videos of fail, videos actually made of Internets. Whatever you choose?
So this is my contribution. Two videos by the legend David Firth.