promoted 8 years 1 month ago, posted 8 years 1 month ago
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I just wanted to formally invite Gryphon to TAN. He is like best buddy, and I miss him here. He's not like other Jews. He doesn't own any newspapers. He can't act. Hell he can barely spell. I love him all the same though.
Ahhh yes. The fun we had together. We skipped. We frolicked. We laughed together. I came on TAN today, and I realized what was missing. Jews. Not just any Jews, but my favourite Jew, Gryphon. We used to have such fun together when we were on Shoutwire together. I figure if he comes over here we can do it all again.
Not sure which of you weiners remember my best friend, Gryphon. He was one of my closest buddies on Shoutwire. When he was on IRC we always used to joke together. I'd ask him aboot his Jew-gold. Playfully pretend I was Hitler or Dr.Mengele at times. We'd have informative discussion aboot Jewish customs and such. He'd tell me things aboot his religion, and in turn I would also enlighten him to many things aboot it that he didn't know of. He would act offended at times when I made some jokes but I know he was really laughing behind his keyboard.
He admired me so much that he even wrote an article aboot me once. It was very flaughtering. Although his love of me was so great that out of respect for my great literary skills he removed the article from the internet to show his obedience to me. I told him he could leave it up but he compared me to Jesus saying I was to good to be described by Earthly words. It was very endearing to me. Although I do get a little uneasy at being compared to Jesus by anyone Jewish after the, how should I say, unpleasantness? His respect for me is so great though that I know my Kosher little buddy would never harm a hair on my head.
So to all you jerks here on TAN. Next time you cross paths with, Gryphon tell him to come in here and say Hy sometime. Also ask him where his Jew gold is. That's a little joke between me and him.