Attempt at comprehending the leading theories of Barack Obama being non naturally born american citizen.
Recently a an interesting conspiracy theory came to my attention, it claims that current president of United States is not eligible to be a president in the first place as he does not qualify the requirement of being "natural born citizen". Conspiracy theorists claim that :
A. Obama was not born on American soil and therefor he is not "natural born citizen" ( Mc Cain was found to be eligible to run for presidency even though he was born in Panama)
B. Obama lost citizenship in childhood ( severely retarded IMHO )Not a "natural born citizen"
Those who say that he was not born in United States ask for Barack Obama to show everyone his birth certificate so everyone could see where he was born, as they believe that his mother gave bith in ... Kenya ( they think that US citizen went to Kenya to give birth )
In June 2008 Barack Obama released his birth certificate.www.factcheck.org/elections-2008/born_in_the_usa.html
"In June, the Obama campaign released a digitally scanned image of his birth certificate to quell speculative charges that he might not be a natural-born citizen. But the image prompted more blog-based skepticism about the document's authenticity. And recently, author Jerome Corsi, whose book attacks Obama, said in a TV interview that the birth certificate the campaign has is "fake."
What is more important here is this :
"The Associated Press quoted Chiyome Fukino as saying that both she and the registrar of vital statistics, Alvin Onaka, have personally verified that the health department holds Obama's original birth certificate."
"Honolulu Advertiser, Nov. 1 2008: "This has gotten ridiculous," state health director Dr. Chiyome Fukino said yesterday. "There are plenty of other, important things to focus on, like the economy, taxes, energy." . . . Will this be enough to quiet the doubters? "I hope so," Fukino said. "We need to get some work done."
Apparenty american citizen does not hold an original certificate of birth, he holds a copy of birth certificate and original certificate is being held by the government, U.S. Public Health Service department.
And here is where I have to illustrate the utter retardation beyond the claims that Barack Obama has forged a birth certificate :WHY ???
Why would Obama forge his birth certificate if he has at least 2 people in Honolulu health department who can verify that he was born in Honolulu and send him birth certificate which says he was born in Honolulu ?
Data in the registry of health department, original records of his birth might be changed or forged, but the piece of paper, a copy issued to Obama, his "Certificate of Live Birth" IS NOT FORGED, because those whose job is to make birth certificates said they made it and the one Obama showed everyone is inded the one they made on his demand.
Yet there are retards ( claiming to be experts ) who are engaged in pixelhunting on the .jpg images of his birth certificate claiming inconsistency, discoloration and other various shit to claim it is forged.
Also there are announcements of birth of Barack Obama in two Hawaii newspapers dated August 4th, 1961 :
Obama lost american citizenship in childhood
Well, I dunno where to begin ...
What kind of shitty thing in your childhood do you have to do to lose your citizenship ? Of course you cannot decide it on your own, you're just a child until you reach your age of consent to make any decision. And parents cannot decide it for a child as it is not their decision, your parents cannot go to government office and renounce your citizenship. You are a citizen until you grow up and may decide otherwise.
"In his lawsuit, the Plaintiff, Philip J. Berg, a Philadelphia attorney, alleged that Defendant Barack Hussein Obama is not eligible for the Office of the President because Obama lost his U.S. citizenship when his mother married an Indonesian citizen and naturalized in Indonesia. Plaintiff further alleged that Obama followed her naturalization and failed to take an oath of allegiance when he turned 18 years old, to regain his U.S. citizenship status. The lawsuit raises not only the Indonesian citizenship issue but also questions whether Obama was a citizen of Kenya."
Philip J. Berg is still trying to bring a case to a court, but every judge, even the most conservative ones are telling himto get the fuck out without the option of displaying his breasts.
Indeed Obama was spent 4 years in Jakarta from ages six to ten, because his mother married some indonesian man. He went to school there. Some say one has to be an indonesian citizen to go to school there.
So ? Is there some point when a child aged six to ten might lose his citizenship by the actions of his parent ?
When someone is a child, his parents may renounce american citizenship, sneak into presidential office in the night , take shit on a president's table, then run away with their child to Pakistan and live there for 5 years, their child will still be american citizen until he grows up,
If Philip J. Berg was ever allowed to bring a case in court this is how it would possibly go :
PJ Berg : ... and that is why Obama is not a natural born citizen.
Judge : Meh, very, very interesting. Indonesia, naturalisation, his mother marrying indonesian man. Him going to indonesian school. You are saying this to me now, but let me ask you a question ... Was his mother's vagina american when she gave birth ?
PJ Berg : Y... Yes...
Judge : Thank you. Fuck off. Barack Obama is found to be naturally born american citizen by the virtue of his mother's american vagina.