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A unique perspective on why you should not get excessively drunk over a and excessive time. I mean despite the pic that hunter got of you with that deer.
So yeah I was kind of thinking of buying beer lately. See I sort of stopped buy it at home the past little while. It's almost surreal lately considering how much I drank. I haven't bought any in for months now actually. You know what though. All in all everything is the same. Still with the same old girl who makes it her lifes mission to wreck my life. Still a horrible housekeeper. Still being an asshole to all you pieces of shit, heh. So I sometimes think why not go out and bring back some spirits. Put that blanket over me again.
I was just thinking aboot it and I realized what I would be doing. I would be crossing a line I set, and held now for months. I also realized why I want to. Basically it is due to a disgust with society somehow. That kind of statement more reflects back on the individual but being drunk is neat cuz you o have that little excuse to be an asshole. I mean it won't change anything. People will think you are an asshole whether drunk or sober and you act like an asshole. In fact if you are a drunk they will probably think worse of you for being a drunk asshole than a sober one, but that little excuse that a very nice thing. It lets you think that it really wasn't you doing it. Or for when you get backed into a corner by reality you can always say fuck it I was drunk. So I guess it's not really the excuse it gives you for other people it is the excuse it gives you for yourself.
Deeper into that though crossing that line would in effect be a bit killing. I would be doing it to find a way to take an aimless strike at things I can't possibly change by sacrificing a major part of myself. It would be a gesture. Alas more a gesture of stupidity than anything. Also hardly even rebellious. more just burning out. Definetely not fitting to the super-cool fonzy stereotype that I adhere to.
Also despite the minor progress I've made it seems I actually have held together a few tight situations a bit better. Also now my bitch is telling me we are at war well I have to keep my eyes open. Although not that bright there is a skill that almost all women are adept at. That is getting men in trouble. Really she has done it before. Although the one major insident was a lot due to me practicing what I believe is my right to be a total asshole when drunk. Which I somehow achieve without actually being clearly at fault more times than you would believe.
Yeah though I have to remember that if I want to un-tangle my mind from the basket case she turned it into I have to work at it. Also I probably should learn how to actually dump a chick. Instead of my usual tactic of being insufferably crazy. Which for some reason doesn't seem to work on crazy chicks.
Finally what's really funny is my main reason for not drinking at home anymore. Cuz if I do I may not be able to drtink at all eventually. You know like one of those AA jerks who continually repeats how many fucking years they have remained sober for. Everytime I here that shit I just think of what an anti-climax it is to be proud of something like that. There are astronauts, nobel prize winner, famous scientists, yet when this jerk tells how he has not touched a drop for a year you'd think he cure cancer. Although I guess by not being drunk I am doing society a favour. My mind flashes to the time I got naked during 30 below weather acidentally let the dog outside and wound up chasing after it while nakedly babbling drunkunly down the street. That was one major streak for me but definately not a giant leap for mankind.
So anyways here's to finding a fresh shag soon, and getting sober enough so I will be able to get really drunk again soon.
P.S. If this recieves more TANs than TAINTS when I get up and check again. I will personally come to all your home nekkid and poop in your sinks.