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Now this is a story all about how a thread got flip-turned upside down.
It was another boring Friday night and not much was happening in the world of TAN. The IRC was was a little slow and hardly anyone was posting articles. After a while I started to get a little bored so I decided to start a little flame war with a certain user, ShanusMaximus.
Now if this were any other day it would have been a simply exchange of insults and I would have moved on but mmateri, in his naivety, bet me that I couldn't get ShanusMaximus to reply 10 more times.
Now I'm not the best troll on the tubes, nor am I even close to the retardedness of Nova (who has been absent laterly) but I thought I would give it a go.
Here is the original bet from my IRC logs (unaltered in any way other than to remove time stamps)
<@mmateri> i used your own cripple fight pic on you finally jd
<@Jd8coke> i think i can keep him coming back all night
<@Jd8coke> we should take bets on how long he keeps replying
<@Jd8coke> I'm betting I can get him to post at least another ten times
<@mmateri> for how much?
<@Jd8coke> jeff anus
<@mmateri> the weed vodka?
<@mmateri> you lose, big mails it to me, and you pay the shipping?
<@Jd8coke> fuck that
<@mmateri> I lose, and i have to pay for him to make you another bottle?
<@Jd8coke> it would cost a fortune to send it all the way to canada land
<@mmateri> ok, sans shipping costs
<@Jd8coke> your on
<@mmateri> this better not cost me 100 dollars in shipping LOL cuz then its lose lose
<@Jd8coke> to ship the vodka to my house from big's it would cost about $10
<@mmateri> you payed L10 for that right?
<@mmateri> i don't know how to do that sign
<@Jd8coke> not sure how much that is in monopoly money
This particular thread of WIN can be found here:
http://thisaintnews.com/viewlink/5806/Obama_Running_A_Gangster_Government/#comments">Flame war thread
I even had to ban ShanusMaximus from the TAN chatroom for a few minutes when he got to nine replies as mmateri might have convinced him to stop posting. It was only for about 2 minutes though as in order to get him to post again I declared victory after nine posts and just as I had planned he came back in the chat and he posted one more.
Here be the reulst from the logs:
<@Jd8coke> I win!
<@Jd8coke> yeah mother fucker!
<@scobiewan> no chance of mmick payn up
<@mmateri> its at 9
<@Ras> tis true your parents dumped you in a skip when you were a little baby?
<@Jd8coke> nope it's 10
<@scobiewan> no it isn't
<@Jd8coke> that makles 10
<@Jd8coke> count em
<@mmateri> i just counted
<@Ras> seanboy told me
Joins: ShanusMaximus (Mibbit@tan-EC401F68.hsd1.wa.comcast.net)
<@scobiewan> seanboy is a lying brit
<@scobiewan> hey js
<@Ras> i tought he was irish
<@Scumbag> cheat cheat cheat
<@mmateri> shanus not one more post
<jschick> hi nigger
<@scobiewan> he's a brit
<@mmateri> your killiing me
<ShanusMaximus> According to JD you already lost
<@Ras> hi jschick honey
<jschick> or ur
<@scobiewan> lol you are
<jschick> hi ras who ever the fuck u are
<@Jd8coke> thats it mmateri
<@Jd8coke> i won
<@mmateri> no more posts on that thread, i have to count
<@Scumbag> those types all look alike
<@Jd8coke> he just added one more
<@mmateri> would you believe TAN won't open for me?
<@scobiewan> mick, pay up
<@Ras> what the fuck are you honkeys on aboot?
<@Jd8coke> i counted
<@mmateri> shanus you owe me
<@mmateri> i warned you
<@scobiewan> you fat fuck
So there we have it people, not only did mmateri lose $20.57 Canadian, he also lost a little self respect. Now if only he could lose some weight...
What did I gain? A bottle of weed vodka when he finally pays up, and the crown of King of the internet.
That Jew bastard is trying to get out of paying, you know what to do people of the internets, make him pay.