Okay guys, this recipe is pretty difficult and you do have to be pretty precise if you want it to come out right..but try it anyway!
Here we go!Ingredients
- Milk! 2%, non-fat, whole...shit don't matter
- Bowl! or some form of tupperware, size don't matter
- Spoon! again, size doesn't matter
- Lucky Charms! generic brands work too!
Now remember, preparing a bowl of cold cereal is a delicate art that many people never fully take the time to appreciate. Here are your step by step instructions:
- First you get your bowl
- Then you get your spoon
- Then your choice of milk, and make sure that it's cold
- Pour the Lucky Charms into the bowl a little more then halfway
- Next you add milk, and don't be a pussy about it
- Scoop into mouth and enjoy
- Repeat steps 4 through 6 until satisfied
Your end result should look something like this:
Now for some helpful tips:* If you want to be a real cunt you can pick out all the marshmallows from the box and make your bowl extra marshmallowy while pissing off whoever else decides to have a bowl after you
* Don't be afraid to experiment with other cereals! My personal favorite is cooOO0000kie crisp
* If your shit ain't sweet enough add a spoonful of sugar, or two! mmm
* Remember, you can also garnish your dish with sliced bananas or strawberries..etc (not so much on sugary cereals)
* This dish is mostly served as a breakfast meal, but who the fuck follows that shit. I personally like mine a couple hours after I wake up around 5 or 6 in the evening, or as a midnight snack
Oh and don't be intimidated by my mad culinary skillz! Post your own favorite recipe for all to enjoy!