In 1991 the greatest movie ever was made. Ninja Bachelor Party. Starring Bill Hicks and Kevin Booth. The voice over is done mostly by Hicks as well as the music. I am a retard and could watch this a thousand times....and since I have I shall watch it a thousand more.
Ninja Bachelor Party
I can still remember.....the day I first saw it in 1992. The box was simple. In fact the cover was a black and white sticker on a store bought blank VHS case. "Hmmmm...this wasn't here the other day ." I knew those video racks at Hastings well. It was the hang out for everybody in the Valley and had the absolute best video selection. I looked up and down them everyday for something new......and boy had I found it!!! "What the? This is totally homemade!" I read the sticker on the back and it went something like this...
Clarence is a Robitussin addict who dreams of being a great Ninja Warrior......blah blah blah.
I was sold at "Robitussin addict".
Most of the voice over work in this comes from Bill Hicks....and it is some classic shit! The music is awesomely lame and cheesy which is also done by Hicks. The camcorder cinematography is breathtaking as well as the acting by main character Clarence Mumford's (Kevin Booth) parents as played by his real parents.
Apparently, Kevin Booth was a nephew of the man who owned the Hastings record/video chain, which was out of Texas. That explained why the hell this low budget homemade tape got on the shelves of a large chain store. I rented that fucking thing at least 5 times and then one day.....some cock-knocker fucking stole it........and I hadn't seen it in years......until recently.....It was like someone mailed me the long lost family bible......Thanks Innanets!!!!
Prease to enjoy Ninja Bachelor Party!! Starring the great BILL HICKS!!!
Clarence you're a ninja now how does it feel..................torrents.thepiratebay.org/3897514/Bill_Hicks_-_Ninja_Bachelor_Party_
*torrent thanks to GanjAmigo