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I am Autobot. I am in support of Wolffe and his endeavors and I have french fries. No I won't share.
I am an autonomous robotic organism from the planet Cybertron. Really, I'm not, but I say I am to boost my ego which has long since been destroyed due to lack of sizeable penis. I lack any self respect and my best friend is carbonated, yellow, and sitting in my fridge next to the labeled lunch my mommy packed me. This is also a lie. I probably can't supply any useful post-age as my IQ is less than all of you but I will try. If all else fails, my fap folder is massive.